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One Trillion? OK, Here you go:-

or, alternatively you could use a few of these:-

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<t>oscar;1111800 wrote: The Israeli military is way to advanced to take uncalculated risks. The truth is, they didn't care who was in the compound. How true oscar;1111800 wrote: We have news hear today that British Muslim leaders have condemned Israel for bombing British ...

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Amazing! A politician has discovered that it's im[possible to make war on a mindset!

Did I say amazing? I'm bloody well astonished.

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Do I detect a note of jealousy there, perchance?

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Smoked Salmon, Dill and Asparagus,with boiled potatos and accompanied by a Pinot Grigio.

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<t>I don't really give a damn about what he said. The fact that he did say it however, is a very different matter. This idiot (I'm being generous here) is a public figure and may, God help us, be a role model for his age group. My main objection is that he and his parasitic ilk are suppor...

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<t>Omni_Skittles;1101570 wrote: actually in that sense i was talking about the Jewish God... seeing how jewish don't believe in Christ... :-6 That seems a bit perjorative, especially as all the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) are based on the same bronze-age mi...

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<t>Omni_Skittles;1101044 wrote: i hope Israel retakes the Gaza strip....and while they're at it nuke the rest of Palestine! Omni_Skittles;1101214 wrote: eh i wouldn't know that... but i'm thinking they would of... i mean they did everything but that... But God has protection over hi...

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oscar;1101223 wrote: Prior to this fossil being found, there is a fish that has always backed up Darwins theory called the Celecampth (I think i spelt this wrong.)

You certainly did you Oscar you, it's actually Coelocanth. I believe that the first specimen was caught in 1938.

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<t>Scrat;1100709 wrote: Israels track record when it comes to peace negotiations and obligations is as spotty as Hamas. In my opinion they are both equally guilty. Unfortunately, the Israelis have a much bigger resource base.... Scrat;1100709 wrote: We know how it works,...

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OK. that's almost a molehill.

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oscar;1099575 wrote: I had to put on my Thatcher suit to make a good impression ..........

Daft wumman. Thatcher? Good impression?

Dear dear.

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<t>oscar;1099568 wrote: Political agitator???? Now i like that!!! You keep that up woman and you can have a job in the Labour Party and i may even come to like you :p:p:p Alas, alack and woe is me. I see myself is after having to be shattering even more of yourselfs illusions. Mysel...

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<t>Is this the real Oscar? I ask because I found this on the CIA web-site:- MISSING PERSON Missing since approximately 2030 hours on Friday, second January 2009, from the W. Sussex area, the political agitator and ****-stirrer known variously as â€œOscarâ€, â€œThat Bloody Wumm...

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Pray tell us do, exactly how many mountains there are in Berkshire?

I mean mountains, not molehills...........................

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Au contraire madame, I am knowing well that yourself is attempting (unsuccessfully (as usual)) to be extracting the Michael.

Keep trying and keep taking the tablets.

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<t>Jester;1096808 wrote: You greatly under estimate the will of the Israeli people. And you, in turn, underestimate the will of the Palestinians. No Nation or People will tamely accept the wishes, demands or orders of another. Aggression and intolerance only begets justif...

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oscar;1096828 wrote: Have you got a bike??

Whit????

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Get your lugs around this.........

YouTube - The Eskimo Republic

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I thought Bristol was an urban legend.

Or maybe...........Bristol should be???

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Well, I have to admit I tried once..................

Managed about half a chapter. I much prefer Dostoevsky..

or JK Rowling..............

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<t>It is unfortunate that current Israeli foreign policy is reminiscent of that of Nazi Germany. Before you call this BS, just look at the similarities:- the monitoring of checkpoints, the production of identity cards, the continual marshalling from place to place - the intent it seems to ensure ins...

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chonsigirl;1095306 wrote: Don't you just shiver when a Dark Towers question comes up? Gosh, I do!

I've never actually read any of the Dark Towers books. A thing of which I am thankful.

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Iv'e been missing for a while due to the season of goodwill and that. I come back and it's RELIGION?

Still, no Dark Towers crap there................

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<t>gmc;1091154 wrote: Real freedom is maintained by having a healthy disrespect for politicians and those who claim entitlement to respect because of their position regardless of what they do while in that position. I agree 100%. No politician (or anyone else) deserves respect purel...

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<t>spot;1091144 wrote: What authority have you for saying these opinions are true? You're right spot, they are opinions, mine at that. The right I have to express these opinions is as follows: the oldest Abrahamic religion (Judaism) is some five thousand odd years old. Human beings,...

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<t>Sorry, but I have to point out here that Allah did not create mankind, nor did Jehova, Zeus, Jupiter, Ra, Odin or any other religious figure. Mankind created religion, not the other way about. Religions were created to gain power for groups outwith the power structures of very ancient...

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<t>Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell. Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township coup...

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jimbo;1087145 wrote: and the bridge over the severn .... coming this way

Which way would that be?

Interested parties would like to know.

Well, I suppose they can sing a bit, but their beer is even worse than that stuff you Englanders drink.

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<t>spot;1087114 wrote: There are some things a gentleman never does. Molesting the English language tops the list. Ah, but spot, myself is neither a gentleman, or English. Therefore molestation of the English language (such as it is) is one of the perks which myself is after enjoyin...

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Chookie: I 'm off to dead myself...........

spot: Kill, Chookie. Dead is an adjective.

I should care when I've deaded myself?

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oscar;1086267 wrote: This is a serious thread about the blatent disrespect shown to a world leader in a hostile country.

No its not. Its about due respect shown to a war criminal.

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Love Ireland? Seriously:yh_rotfl??

Well, Guinness, Murphys, Colcannon, Caffreys, a couple of old girl-friends........

There's also the fact that Scots and Irish have more in common with each other than either do with the inhabitants of the wasteland.............

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<t>Chapter 1 In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called 'Amazon Dot Com.' And she sa...

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<t>oscar;1083914 wrote: Who are you?? gmc's wife?? That is a foul slander. Chookie skelps Oscar in thr face with a gauntlet. "Choose your weapons, you Southron. I do not advise that you choose wits as I do wish too great an advantage" We shall meet ...

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oscar;1084527 wrote: The title of the thread was 'irony'.

Maybe it was but, Shannon Matthews, Myra Hindley, Maggie Thatcher?

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<t>There moving in a mirror clear Which hangs before her all the year Shadows of a world appear There she sees her Gordon dear Our Oscar, she who lost the plot But when the moon was in the sky Two young Tories passed her by ...

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<t>There's a village in Austria called 'Freaking'. (OK, that's a euphimism) There's a village called Intercourse in Pennsylvania There's a town in Norway called Hell There's a village in Orkney called Twatt There are the towns of Condom and Brest in France...

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<t>AP was 100% correct when she said "But this battle against terrorism needs brains too. Winning a war of ideas, first and foremost." Exactly. NOT the application of a bigger gun (the American way?), but the application of a better brain. What is needed is an up-dated version ...

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You're BALD???

Damn, I thought that was a solar panel..............

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<t>oscar;1083838 wrote: Having read this pile of bollocks, any one with a brain will know that Brown of course has his critics and these are called 'Tory votors, many who write for newspapers and who want a return to pre-Gordon Brown when the money men were the only people a government cared about.<...

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<t>oscar;1082956 wrote: Oh my poor child. Don't you know that i am not English? British i am**. A-ha. Now it comes out. I call upon all here to witness that Oscar claims to be Welsh. ** Lingiustically and ethnically, the only people living in the British archipelago who ...

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Hell no.

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<t>Alas poor Oscar, I would ask all those gathered here today to bow their heads and pray (prey?) for the sanity of our poor Oscar. Evidence the delusions suffered by this poor unfortunate is as follows:- oscar;1081534 wrote: He dreamt of an Independent Scotland where no longer...

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<t>oscar;1082080 wrote: I'm emigrating in 2012 just because i don't want to be embarressed about this country (Again) :wah: Well we're not letting you in here............. Jimbo, OK, you actually won a world cup, so what? Scotland won that same cup in 2005, 200...

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Not being either Christian or Jewish, this is how I deal with the question...............

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<r>Here's an excerpt from the official record. I'm not going to comment here, I'll put in my two cents after you've read the excerpt. <URL url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/p">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/p</URL> ... kwell1.pdf ...12 SURVEILLANCE 12...

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It won't happen..................

The Metropolitan Police will not allow it. No member of the public can be permitted to question the actions of the Metropolitan Police "service".

Is there a distinction between unlawful and illegal?

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Cazza;1073489 wrote: Chookie, don't you like Scousers and footie?

Scousers can be house-trained, but people who like fitba belong in zoos.

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<t>spot;1073225 wrote: We have this major problem that you're so young you only know recent acts. Umm. 1. Ralph McTell or Roy Bailey? (hint: the answer cannot in any circumstances be Ralph McTell). You're being ageist Spot. 2. Gaudete? (hint: possible answ...

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