I call upon all forum garden members here today.
we come nearer and nearer to that special Christmas time when we are surrounded by the one's we love in the comfort of our homes.
We will soon be sitting at our tables giving thanks for all that we have.
Can i ask you to say an extra prayer this year for one in need?
A prayer for gmc who wanders alone in search of a great leader.
America has Obama
Britain has Gordon Brown
We are truely blessed.
But spare a thought this Christmas for gmc who's hopes of a great leader were cruelly dashed when the man he thought was his saviour, 'Alex Salmond' (yes, i know your all saying who), was trounced into a humiliating defeat on his own turf in Scotland by Gordon Brown.
Where did it all go wrong i hear you cry.
Well, it all began once upon a time when a deluded fool called 'Alex Salmond' dreamt of an Independant Scotland. Yes, i know your all thinking FOOL, but be kind please.
He dreamt of an Independent Scotland where no longer would they have to bow and scrape to the great men of Westminster. A land totally divided from the rest of the UK and away from that nasty Gordon Brown.
They dreamt of sending back the missiles that America based there and keeping all the oil becoming independantly wealthy.
As they gazed across the heather, tossing their cabers and fiddling with their sporrans, the bearded folk grew more and more excited at the thought of their own great leader.
They trusted the man 'Alex Salmond', they put their faith in this man believing that only he had the power to beat the men of Westminster.
In a daring plot to over-throw the British Government, they called a By-Election in Glenrothes. So confident of victory were they that the cheering bothered sheep in Wales.
Sadly, the dream of a 'Scottish national Party' and Independence was merely that... a dream.
For they under-estimated the Great Gordon who cunningly decided to brave the scots and stand for election his very self in the Glenrothes by-election on 'The Scottish National Party's' own turf.
Howls of derision echo'ed across the land. The Scots laughed loudly and fearlessly into their bootleg whisky.
Sadly, the dreams were dashed. Their howls of derision mocked so cruelly in their faces.
The Great Gordon went to the people of Fife and chanted just three words. The three words that will be set in the future history books of our children. Three words that sent the terror and sweat into the people of Fife.
Those three small words were.... HOME CARE POLICY.
They recoiled in horror, hid behind their doors, barracaded the windows as the Great Gordon had struck the fear of god into those noble celtic people.
The rest is history folks. The Great Gordon Brown did take the Glenrothes By-Election not just by a margin but a humiliating trouncing.
The Tory's who dreamt of maybe collecting a few crumbs from the table, returned back to Westminster defeated and suicidal after losing their deposit. Cameron called off his battle cry to Gordon Brown to call a general Election and The Scots lost their dream.
Now, poor gmc is leaderless. He wanders lonely as a daffodil among the Scottish heather only reflecting on what might have been.
So folks, please, when you give thanks for all that you have this Christmas.. Think of gmc.... lonely and leaderless.
I thank you.
Oscar
gmc... That'll teach you to post a thread on me you bugger :yh_rotfl
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Come on you lot. I can tell that you have all had a quiet snigger at gmc haven't you???
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1082124 wrote: Come on you lot. I can tell that you have all had a quiet snigger at gmc haven't you???
I think they empathise with me being stalked by a demented daily mail reader:-3 please stop mentioning gordon brown and his muppet of a chancellor is scots. We're trying to forget that depressing fact. Wait till all the redundancies caused by the hbos merger kick in they'll have to visit their constituencies incognito.
I think they empathise with me being stalked by a demented daily mail reader:-3 please stop mentioning gordon brown and his muppet of a chancellor is scots. We're trying to forget that depressing fact. Wait till all the redundancies caused by the hbos merger kick in they'll have to visit their constituencies incognito.
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I just cant get interested enough in politics lately
i was watching camerons speech on how labour are making a huge mistake by borrowing to help out in the recession so as to make things better for now, but leaving long term debt to deal with later ,, bla bla bla on and on he went i tried listening for as long as i could to see if he was ever going to say what they would do instead and more importantly how,,, but im afraid the boredom won and i took the dog out instead:D
i was watching camerons speech on how labour are making a huge mistake by borrowing to help out in the recession so as to make things better for now, but leaving long term debt to deal with later ,, bla bla bla on and on he went i tried listening for as long as i could to see if he was ever going to say what they would do instead and more importantly how,,, but im afraid the boredom won and i took the dog out instead:DFOC THREAD PART1
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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kazalala;1082612 wrote: I just cant get interested enough in politics lately i was watching camerons speech on how labour are making a huge mistake by borrowing to help out in the recession so as to make things better for now, but leaving long term debt to deal with later ,, bla bla bla on and on he went i tried listening for as long as i could to see if he was ever going to say what they would do instead and more importantly how,,, but im afraid the boredom won and i took the dog out instead:D
I know how you fee actually.
What with the Us elections, the bailout etc etc all i can think of right now is ........ Christmas and shopping. Oh, and taking the dogs out
:D
i was watching camerons speech on how labour are making a huge mistake by borrowing to help out in the recession so as to make things better for now, but leaving long term debt to deal with later ,, bla bla bla on and on he went i tried listening for as long as i could to see if he was ever going to say what they would do instead and more importantly how,,, but im afraid the boredom won and i took the dog out instead:DI know how you fee actually.
What with the Us elections, the bailout etc etc all i can think of right now is ........ Christmas and shopping. Oh, and taking the dogs out
:DAt the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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gmc;1082598 wrote: I think they empathise with me being stalked by a demented daily mail reader:-3 please stop mentioning gordon brown and his muppet of a chancellor is scots. We're trying to forget that depressing fact. Wait till all the redundancies caused by the hbos merger kick in they'll have to visit their constituencies incognito.Well my Chris was made redundant a couple of weeks back and at his age prob will never get another job.He had friends also that this happened to.Sad times for sure for so many at Christmas and the New Year.
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Alas poor Oscar, I would ask all those gathered here today to bow their heads and pray (prey?) for the sanity of our poor Oscar.
Evidence the delusions suffered by this poor unfortunate is as follows:-
oscar;1081534 wrote: He dreamt of an Independent Scotland where no longer would they have to bow and scrape to the great men of Westminster. ...................A land totally divided from the rest of the UK and away from that nasty Gordon Brown.
The Bard (No, not that twit Shakespeare, the REAL Bard) said it best:- Then come it may, as come it will, its coming yet for a that.
oscar;1081534 wrote: They dreamt of sending back the missiles that America based there and keeping all the oil becoming independantly wealthy.
The U.S. missiles and submarines have gone for years, and we are keeping all the oil. then we're going to sit back and throw peanuts at the poor beggars (see, I CAN be polite) on the south of the border (which is going to stretch from Barrow-in-Furness to the Humber - IF we're feeling generous).
oscar;1081534 wrote: In a daring plot to over-throw the British Government, they called a By-Election in Glenrothes. So confident of victory were they that the cheering bothered sheep in Wales.
It was actually the Lie-bour party, run by Gordon the Gopher Brown which called the by-election. Also the only things to bother sheep in Wales are English tourists....
oscar;1081534 wrote: For they under-estimated the Great Gordon who cunningly decided to brave the scots and stand for election his very self in the Glenrothes by-election on 'The Scottish National Party's' own turf.
Alas, poor Oscar, the Lie-bour party held Glenrothes where the sitting member fell off his twig. Gordon the Gopher did not stand for election in Glenrothes, his constituency is Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
oscar;1081534 wrote: The Great Gordon Brown did take the Glenrothes By-Election not just by a margin but a humiliating trouncing.
A trouncing is what happens when the Lie-bour party records a drop of 4,000 votes and the SNP vote rises by 4,500?
By these presents, I contend that our poor Oscar is in dire need of our intervention, so I call upon you all to send your preyers, thoughts and food parcels, not forgetting any brain medications you can spare to:-
Lady Oscar MacBeth
Fawlty Towers Redux
Deepest Darkest England
I thank you all for your consideration.
Evidence the delusions suffered by this poor unfortunate is as follows:-
oscar;1081534 wrote: He dreamt of an Independent Scotland where no longer would they have to bow and scrape to the great men of Westminster. ...................A land totally divided from the rest of the UK and away from that nasty Gordon Brown.
The Bard (No, not that twit Shakespeare, the REAL Bard) said it best:- Then come it may, as come it will, its coming yet for a that.
oscar;1081534 wrote: They dreamt of sending back the missiles that America based there and keeping all the oil becoming independantly wealthy.
The U.S. missiles and submarines have gone for years, and we are keeping all the oil. then we're going to sit back and throw peanuts at the poor beggars (see, I CAN be polite) on the south of the border (which is going to stretch from Barrow-in-Furness to the Humber - IF we're feeling generous).
oscar;1081534 wrote: In a daring plot to over-throw the British Government, they called a By-Election in Glenrothes. So confident of victory were they that the cheering bothered sheep in Wales.
It was actually the Lie-bour party, run by Gordon the Gopher Brown which called the by-election. Also the only things to bother sheep in Wales are English tourists....
oscar;1081534 wrote: For they under-estimated the Great Gordon who cunningly decided to brave the scots and stand for election his very self in the Glenrothes by-election on 'The Scottish National Party's' own turf.
Alas, poor Oscar, the Lie-bour party held Glenrothes where the sitting member fell off his twig. Gordon the Gopher did not stand for election in Glenrothes, his constituency is Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
oscar;1081534 wrote: The Great Gordon Brown did take the Glenrothes By-Election not just by a margin but a humiliating trouncing.
A trouncing is what happens when the Lie-bour party records a drop of 4,000 votes and the SNP vote rises by 4,500?
By these presents, I contend that our poor Oscar is in dire need of our intervention, so I call upon you all to send your preyers, thoughts and food parcels, not forgetting any brain medications you can spare to:-
Lady Oscar MacBeth
Fawlty Towers Redux
Deepest Darkest England
I thank you all for your consideration.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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Chookie;1082942 wrote: Alas poor Oscar, I would ask all those gathered here today to bow their heads and pray (prey?) for the sanity of our poor Oscar.
Evidence the delusions suffered by this poor unfortunate is as follows:-
The Bard (No, not that twit Shakespeare, the REAL Bard) said it best:- Then come it may, as come it will, its coming yet for a that.
The U.S. missiles and submarines have gone for years, and we are keeping all the oil. then we're going to sit back and throw peanuts at the poor beggars (see, I CAN be polite) on the south of the border (which is going to stretch from Barrow-in-Furness to the Humber - IF we're feeling generous).
It was actually the Lie-bour party, run by Gordon the Gopher Brown which called the by-election. Also the only things to bother sheep in Wales are English tourists....
Alas, poor Oscar, the Lie-bour party held Glenrothes where the sitting member fell off his twig. Gordon the Gopher did not stand for election in Glenrothes, his constituency is Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
A trouncing is what happens when the Lie-bour party records a drop of 4,000 votes and the SNP vote rises by 4,500?
By these presents, I contend that our poor Oscar is in dire need of our intervention, so I call upon you all to send your preyers, thoughts and food parcels, not forgetting any brain medications you can spare to:-
Lady Oscar MacBeth
Fawlty Towers Redux
Deepest Darkest England
I thank you all for your consideration.
Did some-one mention food?
Oh my poor child. Don't you know that i am not English? British i am.
You may mock our Great Leader now but when this fine upstanding man of Great Britain goes into the history books as the Great one who saved your bank, where will 'Alex Salmond' be then. I fear not even in the pages of 'Janet and John'
We'll keep the Great One right here in Britain, even though he is Scottish. We will call upon him to challenge all to a General Election. Only then can the Gordonite's truely mock out loud.
What's that Skippy??? Labour have over-taken the Tory's in the polls??
Evidence the delusions suffered by this poor unfortunate is as follows:-
The Bard (No, not that twit Shakespeare, the REAL Bard) said it best:- Then come it may, as come it will, its coming yet for a that.
The U.S. missiles and submarines have gone for years, and we are keeping all the oil. then we're going to sit back and throw peanuts at the poor beggars (see, I CAN be polite) on the south of the border (which is going to stretch from Barrow-in-Furness to the Humber - IF we're feeling generous).
It was actually the Lie-bour party, run by Gordon the Gopher Brown which called the by-election. Also the only things to bother sheep in Wales are English tourists....
Alas, poor Oscar, the Lie-bour party held Glenrothes where the sitting member fell off his twig. Gordon the Gopher did not stand for election in Glenrothes, his constituency is Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
A trouncing is what happens when the Lie-bour party records a drop of 4,000 votes and the SNP vote rises by 4,500?
By these presents, I contend that our poor Oscar is in dire need of our intervention, so I call upon you all to send your preyers, thoughts and food parcels, not forgetting any brain medications you can spare to:-
Lady Oscar MacBeth
Fawlty Towers Redux
Deepest Darkest England
I thank you all for your consideration.
Did some-one mention food?
Oh my poor child. Don't you know that i am not English? British i am.
You may mock our Great Leader now but when this fine upstanding man of Great Britain goes into the history books as the Great one who saved your bank, where will 'Alex Salmond' be then. I fear not even in the pages of 'Janet and John'
We'll keep the Great One right here in Britain, even though he is Scottish. We will call upon him to challenge all to a General Election. Only then can the Gordonite's truely mock out loud.
What's that Skippy??? Labour have over-taken the Tory's in the polls??
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1082956 wrote: Oh my poor child. Don't you know that i am not English? British i am**.
A-ha. Now it comes out. I call upon all here to witness that Oscar claims to be Welsh.
** Lingiustically and ethnically, the only people living in the British archipelago who can make any claim to be British are, in fact, Welsh.
oscar;1082956 wrote: We'll keep the Great One right here in Britain, even though he is Scottish. We will call upon him to challenge all to a General Election. Only then can the Gordonite's truely mock out loud.
Damn right, you're keeping Gordon the Gopher and Alisdair his Darling, but they aren't Scots. They're Quislings.
A-ha. Now it comes out. I call upon all here to witness that Oscar claims to be Welsh.
** Lingiustically and ethnically, the only people living in the British archipelago who can make any claim to be British are, in fact, Welsh.
oscar;1082956 wrote: We'll keep the Great One right here in Britain, even though he is Scottish. We will call upon him to challenge all to a General Election. Only then can the Gordonite's truely mock out loud.
Damn right, you're keeping Gordon the Gopher and Alisdair his Darling, but they aren't Scots. They're Quislings.
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Chookie;1082989 wrote:
Damn right, you're keeping Gordon the Gopher and Alisdair his Darling, but they aren't Scots. They're Quislings.
Are you brave enough for a snap June general Election my child??
Pre-Budget report: Labour narrows poll gap - Telegraph
That was a wee while ago.... Labour take over the Tory's :yh_rotfl
Damn right, you're keeping Gordon the Gopher and Alisdair his Darling, but they aren't Scots. They're Quislings.
Are you brave enough for a snap June general Election my child??
Pre-Budget report: Labour narrows poll gap - Telegraph
That was a wee while ago.... Labour take over the Tory's :yh_rotfl
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon