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<r>A year and a half ago, my fiance and I went to a pub where a friend was working and this really loud pain in the arse, was drunk and got into my face because I played her husband a game of pool, he hadnt played in 10 years. He quickly grabbed both sides of my face and gave me a fast kiss, well ...

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-Well for starters, if I were you, I would send her a Christmas gift of a t-shirt that says........what else...

DRAMA QUEEN

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<t>My son is a senior this year , he wanted to be home schooled because of drug pressure, so my ex-husband and I said ok, he wanted a car we said ok, my fiance got him a job on a tug boat all summer we said ok, now, that he will be 18 in December, his attitude SUKS, my ex and I live 2 streets apart ...

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In the course of a week, a 41 year old man was found dead in his closet in our town, a 48 year old women dead in her aunts house, no drugs, not a lovers quarrle, foul play or natural, the two it appears doesnt know each other.....

CREEPY

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Several cranberry vodkas and dilaudid:yh_rotfl

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Hey I have one failed marriage from 10 years ago under my belt, how come no one is giving me the prize, and the money:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<t>I was in the hospital for four days, and off work for 2 and a 1/2 weeks 
 
It started on a Saturday, I had pizza for breakfast and 20 minutes late, in agony, I was crying!!! The next day my son took, me to the hospital, I was in four days, ER doc said emergency appendectomy, called ...

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<r>Peg, I forgot , you are a lifer on Forum Garden, I was engaged to a pharmacist I worked with for 6 and a 1/2 years, I gave the ring back, nether one of us could set a date, didnt feel right. 
 
 
 
-Nomie, yes this is the one, h owever I was wrong about the silver dollar thing ...

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That little girl wasnt afraid of the commander , however I bet the commander would have been afraid of chaos, if he made that lil sweetheart step back!!!

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ooh, and

CHEESE

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-ok,I thought you had to do something

INCREDIBLE , you know like Ghandi, or Mother Teresa,did I miss something

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Dont care,just as long as I have my 52 inch flatscreen and control of the clicker:yh_rotfl

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Getting married, going on a cruise to Aruba,Grande Caymen Islands,Columbia,Costa Rica,Panama Canal,Panama,Miami

We went and bought our rings yesterday:-6

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Yogurt,beer,vodka,cranberry juice

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Whos was there that saw them hand in hand?

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<t>Went to the travel agency and booked planed and paid for my honeymoon cruise, where are you going, you ask, check this out: 
 
 
 
Flying from Detroit Metro Airport to Miami, boarding Royal Carribean Jewel Of The Sea, 
 
Costa Rica 
 
Panama 
 
Panama ...

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snap!!

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I love it!!! I thought it looked just like you:yh_rotfl

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Couldnt get the video to play, :-5 what did she say

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Hey what color, you go!!! New car the closest I get is that new car smell:yh_rotfl

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keep it going people

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Ya know Lindsay now that your back and the big boss is all gaga **** over you again after 3 years none of us are the ones who bailed so dont be all up in our face cause you think you are all that, hop your two faced broom and fly on outta here:-5:-5:-5

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Real snooping or curiosity snooping, there is a difference ya know

Yes to curiosity snooping,a and yes only once to the not your buisness witch!!! snooping

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Ya that was cool, but you go way faster if you use crisco and a naked body

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Driver passing by with his finger up his nose to the second knuckle, goinga cause an accident bud!!!!!!!!!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper:yh_rotfl

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open 24/7 you say! where do you live, I'm packing as we speak:wah:

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OMG! that was good:yh_rotfl

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I like that, it's alittle over my head:yh_rotfl

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Hey you have to leave a joke

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Seriously, does the Dairy Queen have to close so early, I want a banana split

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I posted that and I am still laughing!!!:yh_rotfl

Some how Nomad comes to mind

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This thread is ment to be funny not offensive!

Post a joke so we can all laugh at the end of the day-

"What do you do when you see your husband staggering"?

"SHOOT HIM AGAIN"

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I use Retin-A mixed with Mary Kaye anti aging eye cream, no one beleives I am going to be 42, I always get 33 to 35, I love this stuff, so adictive, what do you use and are you vain?

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Fun time is an understatement

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Run like hell and have someone else do it, especially if they still have claws:yh_rotfl

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OMG, so many things to click on to online!!! All I want is a 7 to 10 honeymoon cruise to the U.S. Virgin Islands, any hints whose is the best,Royal Caribbean or Princess,Norweign, etc.

All advice appreciated

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All the way!!!!!! Couldnt have said it better myself

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<t>I put her in her place,she wont speak to me (Yeah) because two people at work found out exactly what she is. No one is safe from her lies, she hates everyone, 
 
my boss is intimidated by her, she even admitted it, I went higher up and found out that superior hangs out with her and her ...

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Thanks

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Yeah for you! I just did that this spring, Nothing smells like electronics in plastic:yh_rotfl

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Travel the world helping others

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Sweet

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It takes all kinds, yuck

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Hey, we are going on a cruise!!!!!!!

I am getting married the first week in November, I really want your input here, we want to take a cruise to the US Virgin Islands, which cruise line do you prefer?

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<t>We all know this type, unfortunately I am not speaking about a child, but a 54 year old women, who stirs up crap between co-workers, and lies to each of them to see them go at each other and file false complaints, to get the other fired, this has gone on for 5 years, and corporate beleives her ...

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<t>about 10 years ago a patient lied and said I said some horrid thing to her sister, I never did, anyhow, boss marches me right infront of her and says "just apologize" 
 
I said "No, I didnt say it, writer me up, fire me, I dont care" That would be saying I did it!!!!! 
 
I went ...

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I have one of those at work, I describe her as the playground bully!!!

Causes trouble, then runs to management and lies her ass off, they beleive her,

everyones afraid of her, Ive stood up to her lots, its landed me in trouble

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