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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???:yh_sick
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hoppy;1237239 wrote: A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???:yh_sick


oh Hoppy that was a good one!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by Peg »

hoppy;1237239 wrote: A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???:yh_sick


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl
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I'm still straining my single blonde neuron to understand this :confused:
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AussiePam;1237374 wrote: I'm still straining my single blonde neuron to understand this :confused::rolleyes:
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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AussiePam;1237374 wrote: I'm still straining my single blonde neuron to understand this :confused:




'Because, she replied, "I miss mine."





geezzzz, blondes!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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AussiePam;1237374 wrote: I'm still straining my single blonde neuron to understand this :confused:
Blondes are allowed a neuron??????????
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I'm not completely sure I grasp the point myself either. Are we to assume the chap in the bed carries an atavistic hangup about post-op transsexual women?
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What is it with you people? Most people just laugh at jokes. Some of you don't get 'em and spot has to analyze 'em. Jeeze Louize.:-5:-5
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snap!!
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spot;1237438 wrote: I'm not completely sure I grasp the point myself either. Are we to assume the chap in the bed carries an atavistic hangup about post-op transsexual women?


The new post op transsexual woman probably didn't have a point to grasp either!!



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Post by Bruv »

Atavistic ?

These jokes can be very educational
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Post by Odie »

hoppy;1237518 wrote: What is it with you people? Most people just laugh at jokes. Some of you don't get 'em and spot has to analyze 'em. Jeeze Louize.:-5:-5


I agree!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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There are many levels of humour / humor - and many ways of appreciating a good joke. For me, the responses to a joke are usually way funnier than the joke itself, and the responses to the responses often completely hilarious. So, instead of one laugh, you get a goofy grin, followed by a good giggle, followed by a gutbusting guffaw.................

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