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by Lizzie Love
Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:59 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<r>Lil~Basco wrote: An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.<br/>
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A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.<br/>
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The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring ...
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:13 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Uncle Kram wrote: You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when <br/>
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you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:<br/>
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1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. <br/>
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2. An old friend who once saved your ...
by Lizzie Love
Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:54 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Just a word or two about my mother, I'm not saying i came from a dysfunctional family, but my mother was a ventriloquist..........I grew up thinking the dog was telling me to kill my father.<br/>
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thanks for the kind words folks, this morning I woke up feeling cranky, but tomorrow I think I ...
by Lizzie Love
Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Thanks for these priceless gems.:wah: <br/>
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"why did the menopausal woman cross the road?<br/>
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to kill the chicken."<br/>
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doctor to patient,<br/>
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news..... you haven't got long"<br/>
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patient to doc.<br/>
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"how long do I have?"<br ...
by Lizzie Love
Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:50 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<r>Uncle Kram wrote: My daughter told me, and I checked, that Lois Denominator is a real author!<br/>
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The Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McCoatup<br/>
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Touch your Toes by Ben Dover<br/>
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Get Rick Quickly by Robin Banks<br/>
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The Nut Case by Jock Strapp<br/>
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by Lizzie Love
Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>St Ives wrote: The famous Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an<br/>
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athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works in the Intensive<br/>
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Care Unit (ICU) of a large metropolitan hospital. However, she is not<br/>
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permitted to answer the telephone ...
by Lizzie Love
Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:38 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<r>mrsK wrote: A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?" <br/>
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"How dare you!" said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

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by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:16 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

ha ha ha

I haven't laughed so much since my Karma ran over my dogma:wah:
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:21 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>And some Oxymorons:<br/>
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Death benefit (is..............what precisely?)<br/>
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Jumbo Shrimp (is it a big one or a little one?)<br/>
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Pre-board (do you board before you board?) :p <br/>
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Human intelligence is difficult for me as i am not sure I qualify for the second half of ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:12 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to screw it in and nine to congratulate him in the pub. :-6
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:50 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Uncle Kram wrote: Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the<br/>
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stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from<br/>
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humanity as possible. <br/>
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He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. <br/>
<br ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

Uncle Kram wrote: what do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?

Go on


that's it.:-3

LOVE the Colin one, had me crying. :wah:
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:47 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Beagle wrote: I don't know if any of you have heard of Steven Wright, but he is pretty funny. Here are some of his quotes:<br/>
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.<br/>
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.<br/>
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What happens if you get ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:40 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

Uncle Kram wrote: What if they've painted their toenails yellow and are lying on their back? :thinking:
true.

what do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant? :confused: :wah:
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:26 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

Uncle Kram wrote: Why are elephants big, grey and bulky?

Because if they were small, round and white, they'd be an Aspirin


Noooooooooooo it's so you can spot them in a bowl of custard :wah:
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:23 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

Uncle Kram wrote: Why do dogs....

No sorry, I can't say that one :o


I put my Beagle on Viagra,

now he's a Pointer :)
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

Uncle Kram wrote: You three are a right pair if ever I saw one
thankyou Uncle K:wah:

Why do policemen have bigger Balls than firemen?

They sell more tickets.:wah:
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:15 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>tmbsgrl wrote: lol Thanks Lizzie Love!!<br/>
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you're welcome tmbsgrl nice to meet you, feel free to post a funny. .... and here's another...<br/>
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This year my new years resolution was to join a gym.<br/>
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Next year I'll start going .............:wah: (rolling on floor ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:38 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: Proverbs for Daily Living
Replies: 45
Views: 7757

Proverbs for Daily Living

SOJOURNER wrote: A false friend and a shadow

attend only while the sun shines.


THANKYOU I love this one :) How true.

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. (Dickinson)

Lizzie :-4
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:24 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: have a laugh
Replies: 76
Views: 4491

have a laugh

<t>Hello my name is lizzie love (I know ridiculous isn't it?) and I just wanted to share some jokes. When we are laughing we are usually happy (physiological effect) although when we are happy we do not neccesarily laugh........smiling will do for that!:)<br/>
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anyway i am new (computer ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:35 am
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Lost a lot of weight
Replies: 33
Views: 4301

Lost a lot of weight

<t>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!<br/>
<br/>
hello to all and thankyou for the inspiring posts. I do need some advice on how to lose weight, I am an admitted Carboholic and the recent bacchanalian festivities with my family and pals in the UK have left me with tight pants and many many curves.<br/>
<br ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:41 pm
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: Money
Replies: 21
Views: 3829

Money

<t>"Earth provides enough for everyone's need ....not enough for everyone's greed"<br/>
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Ghandi (I think).<br/>
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You misunderstand me, and i apologize for having written so badly that I did not communicate well what I wanted to say.<br/>
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I do not agree with your statement. money ...
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:20 pm
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: Money
Replies: 21
Views: 3829

Money

<t>I appreciate your point of view and agree with your statement. It is the greedy ego who wants more and more and is never satisified. prof Pete Townsend did a great study on poverty and concluded that some people with very little Monetary income, but who lived in a community and had a strong sense ...
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:28 am
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: Money
Replies: 21
Views: 3829

Money

<t>Lizzie Love wrote: what a great choice they made to stick around with you for some time............know what you mean about that choice good that you had the courage to make the choice.<br/>
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namaste<br/>
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Lizzie Love:-4<br/>
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sorry over use of word choice, what I mean is ...
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:25 am
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: Money
Replies: 21
Views: 3829

Money

what a great choice they made to stick around with you for some time............know what you mean about that choice good that you had the courage to make the choice.

namaste

Lizzie Love:-4
by Lizzie Love
Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:38 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<r>Hi to all here and thanks for the lovely thoughts for those of us brits with families etc in London. My cousin's son was missing (he was concussed and lost his cell phone) until lat friday night. She was DISTRAUGHT as she waited to hear whether he was alive or dead, he was working in the street ...
by Lizzie Love
Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:57 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi Everyone
Replies: 10
Views: 1201

Hi Everyone

punkin71 wrote: Hello to all. Glad to be here. There are some great topics for discussion.


Hello Punkin nice to meet you...........enjoy the ride. :driving:

namaste

lizzie love :-4
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:16 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Grass Pollen Allergy
Replies: 16
Views: 7261

Grass Pollen Allergy

<t>tmbsgrl wrote: We moved here almost 3 years ago.. and We moved here because my husband wanted to be closer to his brother that he never knew.. well that backfired! We want to move but we are not sure where yet. we are from Chicago so we are thinking about moving back out East somewhere. <br ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Grass Pollen Allergy
Replies: 16
Views: 7261

Grass Pollen Allergy

<t>Betty Boop wrote: Lizzie Love, I used to take Clarityn for my hay fever and have recently bought the cheaper versions of it, ie not the brand name of clarityn but the same drug, they still work for me, but my sister claims they are not as good as the branded ones. Wondered if you'd tried the ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:40 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Grass Pollen Allergy
Replies: 16
Views: 7261

Grass Pollen Allergy

<t>Claritin is the only thing that has worked for me with the added bonus that it acts like an appetite suppressant which I find very helpful.<br/>
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In the UK I did not have the alleergic reaction to grass and pollen, but here in the US it is sometimes extreme. So my heart goes out to anyone ...
by Lizzie Love
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:24 am
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<t>greydeadhead wrote: Wow. the things I have missed .. interesting thread. <br/>
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First of all think of this.....<br/>
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All of these terroist groups with all of their attacks on innocents just going about their own business haven't really accomplished anything except create enemies ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: Web Design Art Forum
Topic: Who's your favourite artist?
Replies: 51
Views: 8909

Who's your favourite artist?

<t>Sounds interesting, are they colourful? Colour is main attraction for me and I like Van Gogh's mate who did the hawaiian girls, reds and blues especially I love but real vibrancy is what i like, can't remember the artists name. Oh and there is a series of great pictures in the scottish national ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:32 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<t>Thankyou Nvyvalleyvee I am a brit living in the US and while none of my close family are directly affected there are friends I don't know about yet.<br/>
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It was the same for me when Madrid train was bombed and the 9/11 horrors, I am fortunate to have friends and family all over the globe ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<t>Ergo ego<br/>
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where "I" go<br/>
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he go.<br/>
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It is unfortunate that so many people spend their whole lives fast asleep. Deluded as they are by the many facets the egoic mind., which thrives on seperatism, comparison and greed (just to name a few).<br/>
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If we are to have ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

And that was meant to be in agreement with Jives not the Mica one.

Lizzie Love :confused:
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:31 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<t>Anyone who is maimed or killed is a casualty of human aggression and while I agree that people need to be defended, there is a code of ethics which determines that a soldier dressed as a soldier behaves as one.<br/>
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The insidious way in which these and ANY other terrorists behave, in the ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Is london under attack
Replies: 129
Views: 7559

Is london under attack

<t>Sad sad news today after the attacks in London, attacks on ordinary people going about their business. I was 18 and working in London when the IRA were bombing London and again, ordinary people were targeted. It is a sad day today that after all the euphoria of the 2012 Olympics this blow has ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:45 am
Forum: Web Design Art Forum
Topic: Who's your favourite artist?
Replies: 51
Views: 8909

Who's your favourite artist?

<t>Thanks HB I have been looking for some new prints for my new house and these are really gorgeous.<br/>
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I have visited Picasso's museum in Barcelona several times and although I don't pretend to understand some (most) of his work, the collection is quite impressive.<br/>
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the one of ...
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:20 pm
Forum: Web Design Art Forum
Topic: Who's your favourite artist?
Replies: 51
Views: 8909

Who's your favourite artist?

Love the Renaldo Laurent picture which was posted. Where can i see more of this remarkable stuff. Colour is everything to me and this is stunning.

thankyou for posting it.

namaste

Lizzie Love :-4
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:56 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: London Calling!
Replies: 59
Views: 5866

London Calling!

Tried to get on to your website, but could not. Is it my pc or is the site down? Would love to talk to more brits living abroad.

Ta very much.

lizzie love :-4
by Lizzie Love
Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:47 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: London Vs Paris
Replies: 28
Views: 3971

London Vs Paris

<t>Wowee I am so happy that London has the honour of hosting the 2012 games. It is great that this event when people of the world can come together for the games is to be held in my home country.<br/>
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Congratulations to the Olympic team. My only other choice personally would have been New ...
by Lizzie Love
Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:35 am
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

you are so beautiful. Joe Cocker :-4
by Lizzie Love
Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:16 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

how to mend a broken heart (bee gees) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:35 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

morning has broken (cat stevens) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:23 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

Blue Monday (Joy Division) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:08 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

One (U2) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:58 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

Heart of mine (bob dylan) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:57 am
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

Journey Home (barabra Lewis) :-4
by Lizzie Love
Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: Word Games
Topic: Song Title Game
Replies: 3148
Views: 280194

Song Title Game

Last Kiss (wayne cochran) :-4

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