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Do not be breaking your shin

on a stool that's not in your way.
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Don't eat yellow snow!

Don't play leap frog with a unicorn!
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
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If you look like your passport picture then you probably need the holiday
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia wrote: If you look like your passport picture then you probably need the holiday


oh dear I better tidy myself up before the 11th then ahahahaha
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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minks wrote: oh dear I better tidy myself up before the 11th then ahahahaha


You haven't seen mine Minks :-1
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia wrote: You haven't seen mine Minks :-1


hehehe ooo we both need holidays then you deserve another hehehehe
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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Good words cost nothing,

but are worth much.
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If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck....it's probably a duck! :wah:
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Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue, to the end we should hear and see more than we speak.
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"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl Crowe

"There is neither good or bad, but thinking makes it so." -- Shakespeare (Hamlet)
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."

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THE GREATEST WEALTH IS CONTENTMENT WITH A LITTLE.
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"Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others."

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Ok, so it's not a proverb, but it's a hell of a song. I thought it was fitting.



Met a man on the street last night

Said his name was Jesus

Met a man on the street last night

Thought he was crazy till I watched him heal a blind man

Watched him heal a blind man now I see



I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore

Then I will walk yes I will walk

With patience through that open door

I have no fear, angels follow me wherever I may go

I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore



Met a girl in a chair with wheels

But no one else would see her

Met a girl in a chair with wheels

Everyone was so afraid

To even look down on her

And she just spread her little wings and flew away yeah



I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore

Then I will walk yes I will walk

With patience through that open door

I have no fear, angels follow me wherever I may go

I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore



Met a kid on a bridge last night

Contemplating freedom

Met a kid on a bridge last night

And he said

I'm tired of this maddening life

And I'm ready to go meet Jesus

And I said he's a friend of mine

Met him just last night

And it's alright

Yeah it's all right

Yeah



I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore

Then I will walk yes I will walk

With patience through that open door

I have no fear, angels follow me wherever I may go

I'll live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore

Live here anymore



Met a man on the street last night

Said his name was Jesus

Met a man on the street last night
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




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question:

if a man is in the woods, alone, and makes a declaritive statement...

would his wife still say he was wrong?

:thinking:


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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Wolverine wrote: question:

if a man is in the woods, alone, and makes a declaritive statement...

would his wife still say he was wrong?

:thinking:




Yes :)
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theia wrote: Yes :)
fudge-nuggets.

i thought so.:-5


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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THERE ARE THREE THINGS EXTREMELY HARD:

STEEL,

A DIAMOND

AND TO KNOW ONE'S SELF.
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you - Carl Jung
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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Self-discipline is when your conscience tells you to do something and you don't talk back!
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An apple a day, keeps Vitamin D away.
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Anger and folly walk side by side;

repentance treads on both their heels.
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Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow a mystery

Today is a gift.

That's why it's called the present!:cool:


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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Life's trials may be hard to bear,

but patience can outlive them.
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Todays strangers may be tomorrows friends
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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Before you run in double harness,

look well to the other horse.
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Luciano de Crescenzo



We are, each of us, angels with only one wing...and we can only fly by embracing one another
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia wrote: Luciano de Crescenzo



We are, each of us, angels with only one wing...and we can only fly by embracing one another
good one, Theia.:cool:


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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You cannot joke an enemy into a friend,

but you may joke a friend into an enemy.
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Better to lose a jest

than a friend.
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Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.



William James
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Hard work has a future payoff.

Laziness pays off NOW.
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Fortune lost, nothing lost;

courage lost, much lost;

honor lost, more lost'

soul lost, all lost.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle

Einstein
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The body is the soul's house.

Shouldn't we therefore take care of our house so that it doesn't fall into ruin?

Philo Judaeus
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Better to be alone than in bad company.
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He that always complains

is never pitied.
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Suck it up and get on with it--------Homer Humpstack, Ridgewood, New Jersey
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Sanity is a dish best served scrambled
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Physicians' faults are covered with earth,

and rich men's with money.
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A man's self shall be filled with the fruit of his mouth,

and with the consequence of his words he must be satisfied.
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A fool has no delight in understanding but only in revealing his personal opinions and himself.
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A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.





2B or not 2B?

I think it's a grade of pencil





Ability is what you're capable of doing...

Motivation determines what you do...

Attitude determines how well you do it.
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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A false friend and a shadow

attend only while the sun shines.
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SOJOURNER wrote: A false friend and a shadow

attend only while the sun shines.


THANKYOU I love this one :) How true.

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. (Dickinson)

Lizzie :-4
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