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If Tommy Cooper were alive today

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<t>I live by the coast and we rarely have snow - but today we have! It's so pretty, we've got a couple of inches, enough for a brilliant snowball fight with the kids and for a snowman. Schools are shut (grandson's first day at school today - typical), st...

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I'd sneak up behind all those lads who wear their trousers hanging half way down their backsides and give them a good pull (down), then **** myself laughing!:yh_rotfl

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<r>Barman;1278560 wrote: OK, i will chuck my tuppence worth in, i seldom get too serious though. Everyone has their reason for being here, mine, i love to read posts and sometimes communicate with people from different parts of the World. I watch and can see the the temperature...

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<t>Probably deep down she's quite enjoyed having the life and luxuries that you didn't, she probably didn't even realise that being better off materially made her feel secure and 'better' than you in some way. (I'm not slagging her off - she won't acknowledge these feelings, they'll just happen)<br/...

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Loads of chocolate!!!! My family know me well :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and dvd's and other stuff equally gratefully received

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Oh blimey! Just came here for a quick peek and all these kind wishes!

*sniff* :rolleyes: must buy waterproof mascara!!

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<t>Just thought I'd drop by and wish everyone a good Christmas, haven't been here lately as I have a lot of 'stuff' going on, not all of it good and a lot I can't share! I want you all to know that I think of you often and value the friendship and fun that we have shared. <br/...

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<t>fuzzywuzzy;1274683 wrote: I'd just like to see the pic ?:wah: Is there something in the water at the moment everyone is having a baby. I won't be!!! :yh_rotfl neither the hubby nor I function in that dept any more... ...

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Lovely news, congratulations and hugs from cyber Auntie Immy :-4

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:-4:-4:-4:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

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Obviously it should be Deefer........

D for dog!

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Welcome, have fun!:-6

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<t>Saint_;1273108 wrote: Funny! Hey let me try! Evening Classes for Women: 1. Fire Safety: Why Candles next to Flammable objects is a bad decorating idea. 2. Driving 101: Why Make-Up Should Not Be Put On in Traffic 3. Casseroles: Wh...

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<t>Evening classes for men. Starting this month! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. 1.. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. 2.. Lavatory pa...

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Love him, he's brilliant.

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<r>K.Snyder;1271361 wrote: I didn't know Santa Clause pooped!!!!!!!!! <E>:eek:</E> :wah: Of course he does, it's only the Queen that doesn't, she doesn't fart either. <br/...

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<t>spot;1271264 wrote: I used to read lots of books. I now read books less often. I'd quite like to have people read books to me. there there Spotikins, lie down and let auntie Immy tuck you in, now would you like me to read The Gruffalo...

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<t>Shel, I entirely 'get' the point of this thread, living for now is so important and more of us should. But I just want to share this one story with you. A couple that I know went through a difficult time a while back, she had an affair, they split up, they got back together...

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<r>What I did - bank clerk, partner in funeral directors, owner of tearoom, teddy bear shop, florist Do now - driving instructor (wife, mother, nanny, town councillor too) Would do - anything if the money's right! <E>;)</E>:wah: Am...

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That is just lovely!

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Betty Boop;1266875 wrote: That's irritating

Betty, if he's your ex husband he's not your next of kin any more your mother would be (until your son is 18 I believe but I could be wrong), if you're still married he is.

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<t>I love to travel, don't tend to go to Europe so much, for my foreign holidays I like to go a bit further, experience a bit more of the world. We take short holidays in the UK quite a bit too, we have so much just on our doorstep. We are planning to go...

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<t>Chezzie;1266135 wrote: I was always told that people resorted to swearing because they wernt intelligent enough to use a better word, Personally sometimes you just have to but only at the right time and once lol....Dramatic and effective....However I absolutely hate that C word with a passion...I...

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OMG pmsl at Aragorn Trollslayer and Chiquita Banana!!!

I sooooo want you to use one of them Koan :yh_rotfl

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<t>Nomad;1266103 wrote: Ive conditioned people around me to not hold me responsible since I myself really have no clue as to what may fall out of my mouth. Or end up on your computer screen!!:yh_rotfl Swearing - it has it's uses, a little goes a lo...

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Great news Koan, congratulations.

Now for names, I've always liked Immy for a girl, could work for a boy too! :wah:

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I believe in God, born notionally Church of England, chose the Methodist Church as a teenager.

Don't currently attend church but still believe. All of it, heaven, hell, power of prayer, forgiveness etc.

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He looks so little and cute in those great big man hands! Bless him:-4

Big hugs from cyber auntie Immy

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<t>Ian;1264815 wrote: Peace on Earth and a selection box. Mmmmm that sounds gooooood! :wah: Last year my Nan was in a home for respite care so wasn't able to spend Christmas with us (we went to see her but it's not the same). We lost he...

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Lovely news, congratulations.

Grandchildren are just wonderful.:-4

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They're brilliant, I wish I was still in uniform and could use them myself!!! :yh_rotfl

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Thinking of you today. Hope all went/goes well. :-4

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<t>Why do females climax? I saw a very interesting programme on the tv a while ago that raised this issue. To try to find out what happened when a woman reaches orgasm they placed a camera inside a volunteer who then had sex. Her partner ejac...

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Much love to you and your family. xx :-4

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You sound fun! Welcome :-6

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Zapata;1259153 wrote: Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have that image in my head now to sustain me throughout the coming day! Thanks x

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:yh_clap:yh_clap:yh_hugs:yh_bigsmi well done :-4

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blimey! :wah:

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:D:D:-4:-4:-4 that's 'cos you're lovely so they're bound to love you.

Glad it went well.

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Cornwall is just great, loved living there still love visiting.

Sounds like fun and beer was had by all! (my type of weekend!)

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<r>It's not me it's all the rest.................. <E>:D</E> Hmmm, faults, peculiarities, oddness, nope don't think I have any, oh hang on, bit lazy at times, bit pernicketity about table manners, other than that I'm ...

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You still going Nomie? Not dead yet?

Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!

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We had a party for the family kids, I was a vampire - my poor gandson didn't like his nanny not looking like his nanny!! :yh_rotfl

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Good one! I thought it was a bum :yh_rotfl

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<t>I thought I hated someone but as I've got older I realise I hate what she did more than the person herself. I still don't like her, never will, I can just about tolerate her. She's damaged, sick and just plain nasty but I refuse to be infected with her spite. I will not let her affect me any more...

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i'm a knob

Well, yes but only a little one!

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Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You said we could laugh ! :sneaky:

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Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on.

Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.

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I wish I could claim credit for these, my friend sends me loads of stuff on email.

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