Im Dying

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:08 pm

I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:10 pm

A bunyon won't kill you, hurt like hell yes, man up NOMIE and take care of your feet.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:12 pm

CARLA;1257305 wrote: A bunyon won't kill you, hurt like hell yes, man up NOMIE and take care of your feet.

Its ok Muka Poo. Shhhhh, its ok.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:21 pm

Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.

I have several, its called hard work.

you will survive this......be brave little one.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:42 pm

I was told you get these from having worn eighteen inch stilettos as a teenager... or.......

BUGGER

I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!

Flounce flounce flounce flounce

SLAM !!!!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:35 pm

I'm looking at the little yellow M&M in the helmet--which toe is it on? I see that he leans a little to the left. Maybe that's your problemo.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:41 am

Poor nomie:(stop dancing so much and wear better shoes:rolleyes::D

Bunion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:24 am

AussiePam;1257319 wrote: I was told you get these from having worn eighteen inch stilettos as a teenager... or.......

BUGGER

I thought I was the only drag queen on FG !!!!!!

Flounce flounce flounce flounce

SLAM !!!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

be brave nomie i know your pain

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:26 am

We're ALL dying. Get over it. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:36 am

Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.

I think the only solution is to amputate your foot. :-1

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:15 am

Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.
Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:54 am

Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on.

Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:04 am

Imladris;1257409 wrote: Sad news Nomie, obviously it's not going to kill you instantly so we have time to pick over the dregs of your life and decide what's worth passing on.

Your wit and wisdom will live on but I'm not sure about the collection of bacteria.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sorry nomie

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:10 am

oscar;1257391 wrote: Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:33 am

Rumour has it that you were seen hanging around the Vikings training sessions, kicking a football, in case Ryan Longwell got sick.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:30 pm

Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:24 pm

Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.

is it always about you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:26 pm

Odie;1257556 wrote: is it always about you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Pulllleeeeze, Odie! It's not every man who will admit that he has bunions, least of all a snazzy dancer like Nomad.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:31 pm

Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
No, I won't. Really I won't. I can promise you I won't.

KSnyder · Post by **KSnyder** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:50 pm

Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive... No regrets.

Well that would be two of us after I'd been caught down wind of that grotesque facet of incomparable fathom!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:02 pm

Zapata;1257584 wrote: Pulllleeeeze, Odie! It's not every man who will admit that he has bunions, least of all a snazzy dancer like Nomad.

don't you know I'm just joking, he's knows that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

snazzy dancer he is!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

KSnyder · Post by **KSnyder** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:19 pm

oscar;1257391 wrote: Now I am very concerned about you. My Mother had bunions after years of wearing Stilletto heels. Is there some-thing you need to tell us Nomad?

Odie;1257420 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Zapata;1257426 wrote: Rumour has it that you were seen hanging around the Vikings training sessions, kicking a football, in case Ryan Longwell got sick.

Nah,..he was at the Vikings training sessions "wearing Stilletto heels" talking about how he'd let the entire Minnesota Vikings team "shag" him if they won their next game! He was only kicking the footballs to prove he were a girl!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:27 am

Nomad;1257516 wrote: Laugh now. You'll all be sorry.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You said we could laugh ! :sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:22 am

KSnyder;1257690 wrote: Nah,..he was at the Vikings training sessions "wearing Stilletto heels" talking about how he'd let the entire Minnesota Vikings team "shag" him if they won their next game! He was only kicking the footballs to prove he were a girl!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:41 pm

Nomad;1257303 wrote: I have a bunyon. I dont expect to survive. Ive reached the acceptance stage and Im ok with it. I love you all. No regrets.

How long have you got, days, weeks, months?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:02 pm

Am I in your will? You should just leave everything to me so that the greedy people don't get it.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:20 pm

Peg;1258036 wrote: Am I in your will? You should just leave everything to me so that the greedy people don't get it.

good idea Peg, good idea!:sneaky:

then you can make me the executor.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:14 am

You still going Nomie? Not dead yet?

Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:26 am

Imladris;1259147 wrote: You still going Nomie? Not dead yet?

Mind if you are dead you're not going to be able to tell us..............!

Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:35 am

Bye bye

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:20 am

Zapata;1259153 wrote: Oh, yes he will. He'll come back, just like in Ghost. And he'll still be doing his little shuffling dance, only to the tune of Unchained Melody.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have that image in my head now to sustain me throughout the coming day! Thanks x