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by meltonpie
Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: Becareful what you post.............
Replies: 7
Views: 4305

Becareful what you post.............

Elderly folk in Britain haven't been careful! We have a similar site to Forum Garden called SagaZone (Saga is a magazine for "oldies"). It has just been shut down because of unpleasant comments, some really nasty and racist. The organizers have just had enough.
by meltonpie
Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:20 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: ~~~If You Could OPen Your Own Store....~~
Replies: 43
Views: 43309

~~~If You Could OPen Your Own Store....~~

cinamin;692885 wrote: If you could open your own retail store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?


Chocolate ! Of course I would have to keep sampling each new batch as it came in. Don't suppose though I would end up making much profit!
by meltonpie
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:06 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Refrigerate Butter?
Replies: 1322
Views: 142951

Refrigerate Butter?

<t>Query from one of the mesages above........."what is your definition of an experienced contributor?<br/> <br/> ..just curious"<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Well, I could say "someone wise, kind, genorous in thought, always sticking to the subject of the thread, never a cross word and never sarcastic .....
by meltonpie
Thu May 31, 2007 11:14 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Refrigerate Butter?
Replies: 1322
Views: 142951

Refrigerate Butter?

Is this one still going?!! Question - how do you make a thread lay down and die?! Experienced contributors give their advice please. (Now what will this bring forth?!)
by meltonpie
Wed May 30, 2007 12:59 pm
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Defragmenting
Replies: 29
Views: 2695

Defragmenting

<t>Defrag is only really needed when your drive gets full up. You can check the percentage, but it only really matters if everything starts to slow up badly. Its much more important to check regularly for any virus or nasties. At least every two or three days - the computer world is getting nastier....
by meltonpie
Wed May 30, 2007 12:48 pm
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Reason for having Internet Email Address
Replies: 5
Views: 870

Reason for having Internet Email Address

<t>Seems to be some confusion about changing an email address. (those that know all about it, don't read any further).<br/> <br/> If you have a POP address, which is one usually set up when you sign up with a company, it will usually end with the name of the company-eg. (your name @ aol com). If you...
by meltonpie
Mon May 28, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: If you were to meet one famous person who would it be and why?
Replies: 18
Views: 1348

If you were to meet one famous person who would it be and why?

<t>WINSTON CHURCHILL.<br/> <br/> Just to find out if he was the great decision maker that was needed in the time of war, or if he really was the obstinate old bugger that half his staff considered him to be. There are so many stories about the man, but to talk to him directly could have been an eye-...
by meltonpie
Tue May 01, 2007 1:02 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: what sort of cars do you own
Replies: 27
Views: 4095

what sort of cars do you own

<t>minks;603389 wrote: I drive a Toyota Corolla<br/> Thought I'd found someone after my own heart, but then I looked at the picture - dash it all, that's a MODERN Corolla!! Mine is all of 13 years old, and has never let me down, and needed nothing spending on it except the annual service and MOT tes...
by meltonpie
Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:44 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What could possibly go wrong .........?
Replies: 7
Views: 711

What could possibly go wrong .........?

I'm disappointed in you all!! I thought there would have been dozens of witty replies by now. No imagination at all!!

Penance - you must all have a big bowl of porridge for breakfast to get the brain cells moving.
by meltonpie
Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:47 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What could possibly go wrong .........?
Replies: 7
Views: 711

What could possibly go wrong .........?

<t>I have nothing planned for today. I'm sitting out in the garden, the sun is shining in a glorious blue sky. There's a gentle scent from the colourful flowers, the birds are singing in the hedgerow, and occasionally a butterfly drifts by in the warm, gentle breeze. It's absolute bliss - what could...
by meltonpie
Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:29 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Do you have a Saying or Motto?
Replies: 27
Views: 1351

Do you have a Saying or Motto?

My mother found it increasingly difficult to keep up with all modern technology and the increasing pace of life. She was always shaking her said and saying "I've lived too long".

Trouble is, I'm often thinking the same!
by meltonpie
Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:33 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Compliments
Replies: 18
Views: 925

Compliments

I know it's probably just habit, but it still makes me feel good when our next door neighbour greets me with "good morning YOUNG MAN!"
by meltonpie
Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:45 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Members we miss....
Replies: 175
Views: 8370

Members we miss....

<t>I've just been wading through this thread, and it's really upsetting. What started as an innocent question has sunk into a real nasty bit of back-biting. What's the matter with you people? I thought FG was supposed to be a friendly place, but if you want to carry on in this manner, for goodness s...
by meltonpie
Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:26 am
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?
Replies: 26
Views: 2709

Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?

<t>Memo to Marie and Richard.<br/> <br/> There is one thing that is not very often mentioned about memory sticks. Yes they are wonderful to use; so easy to put files and and so easy to get the gen back, no matter what computer you use. BUT - remember that this wonderful, tiny storage medium is so ea...
by meltonpie
Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:28 pm
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Dont Drink Horlicks!
Replies: 3
Views: 5883

Dont Drink Horlicks!

<t>JacksDad;559534 wrote: No. Never.<br/> <br/> That is the cause of your laptops death.<br/> <br/> And no showering with toasters either!<br/> <br/> <br/> I can't believe it - it's sprung back to life tonight - and I informed the insurance company of its demise this morning.<br/> <br/> Now what was...
by meltonpie
Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:31 pm
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?
Replies: 26
Views: 2709

Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?

<t>Marie5656;559698 wrote: Here is an update. This morning I brought it to Circuit City, even though that is npt where Rick bought it. I wanted help in figuring it out. I knew I was in trouble when all the guys there looked at it and said "Hmm..never heard of that brand." One of them went to the web...
by meltonpie
Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:51 am
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?
Replies: 26
Views: 2709

Got a memory stick for computer...now what do I do?

<t>Marie5656;539678 wrote: Rick decided yesterday I just **had** to have a memory stick for my laptop..so I could store music on it and not clutter up my computer's memory. So, I stick the thing into the USB port..and nothing. I tried to save some of the music from my laptop into the stick and was t...
by meltonpie
Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:43 am
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Dont Drink Horlicks!
Replies: 3
Views: 5883

Dont Drink Horlicks!

<t>A little story concerning my lap-top.......................<br/> <br/> A week ago I was absorbed in an article put out by one of the newsletters I subscribe to. It was evening time, and getting near to bed-time and by my side I had my mug of Horlicks (said to promote a good nights sleep). Still r...
by meltonpie
Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:34 am
Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
Topic: flirting
Replies: 74
Views: 7763

flirting

Pinky;558385 wrote: Hey!!! Great thread! Can we get back on track?
Crikey Pinky, you took a long time to come back! I thought this thread was dead in the water - so - what was the "track", I've forgotten now?
by meltonpie
Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:21 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Straying and Discipline!
Replies: 109
Views: 4111

Straying and Discipline!

<t>Not bad going! I only started this thread about an hour ago, and now it's got 88 posts. You are all more crazy than I ever thought. Out of all the lot, I'm a bit worried about Koan - she's a bit too active tonight! Go and have a cup of cocoa dear, and have an early night. I think it's that cat th...
by meltonpie
Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:58 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Straying and Discipline!
Replies: 109
Views: 4111

Straying and Discipline!

OK- OK; you've made your point - but keep going all the same. I'm really looking forward to the last posting. Goodness knows what it will be, but I hope we've got rid of that cat before then!
by meltonpie
Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:12 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Straying and Discipline!
Replies: 109
Views: 4111

Straying and Discipline!

<t>Has there ever been a new thread on Chit Chat that has ended up discussing the same point that it started with?!! Those that I have started usually manage about 5 comments before we are off on a completely different slant. Now we need some discipline here - anyone agree to be desciplined for stra...
by meltonpie
Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:38 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Scottish illegal immigrants!
Replies: 60
Views: 2925

Scottish illegal immigrants!

Wish I'd never started this. Now I've got to quickly get a gang of brickies together to repair Hadrians Wall. I'll just leave a small gap to let them all get back home, and then quickly seal it up.
by meltonpie
Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:13 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Scottish illegal immigrants!
Replies: 60
Views: 2925

Scottish illegal immigrants!

<t>spot;524226 wrote: It depends on whether they revoke their presumed inherited membership of the EU as they leave, or whether (if they do) the proposed Treaty of Disunion (or Divorce?) provides for mutual residency rights, extradition, interlocked currency rates, stuff like that.<br/> <br/> I clai...
by meltonpie
Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:32 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Scottish illegal immigrants!
Replies: 60
Views: 2925

Scottish illegal immigrants!

Just had a thought! If Scotland gets the break-away from the UK that it desires, will all the Scottish people in England be illegal immigrants? Crikey! If we have to ship them all them back home, England will be half-empty!!
by meltonpie
Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: In The Course of You Life.
Replies: 27
Views: 1218

In The Course of You Life.

<t>Oh dear -starting this does not seem to have been a happy experience. Too much looking back, and I think that's a real problem. Always blot out the past - it's only the future that matters, and as the years go by there is less of it. Be positive about what you are going to do, and if you really m...
by meltonpie
Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:33 pm
Forum: Photos
Topic: I'm learning how to gimp
Replies: 24
Views: 1553

I'm learning how to gimp

<t>jennyswan;521301 wrote: Hey guys and gals, what do you think of my pic?<br/> <br/> This is a little church in Cork that I took a picture of and I gimped it up a bit. Do you like it?<br/> Yes I like it. Perhaps you have overdone it a tad, but the general effect is good. <br/> <br/> Have tried the ...
by meltonpie
Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:28 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Bit breezy today
Replies: 28
Views: 3022

Bit breezy today

<t>Cringed a bit during the gale at the strength of some of the gusts around the roof-top, but we seem to have got through it. A small branch hit my car as I went into town, in fact the road was strewn with branches. Part of the town area was cordoned off because of dangerous bits on some of the bui...
by meltonpie
Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:18 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Okay I am sorry but I am going to mention Big Brother.
Replies: 156
Views: 6593

Okay I am sorry but I am going to mention Big Brother.

<r><E>:mad:</E> Am I unique? I have NEVER watched any session of Big Bother, right from when it first started. This is not for any moral reason, but just that, to me, it is not the sort of entertainment that appeals. Someone has already said that it is edited, and we know that editing can be done in...
by meltonpie
Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:47 am
Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
Topic: Do You Get Along With Your Companion??
Replies: 18
Views: 1172

Do You Get Along With Your Companion??

<t>rainbowsmiles;492546 wrote: We get along well. It seems that the longer we are together the less we argue. When we do have a conflict it is usually just because he's feeling grumpy and he doesn't talk and I start ragging on him for being so quiet.<br/> <br/> <br/> Hey - why the "He" being grumpy!...
by meltonpie
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:02 am
Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
Topic: Do You Get Along With Your Companion??
Replies: 18
Views: 1172

Do You Get Along With Your Companion??



Yes, we get along fine. The thing is, that when you reach your later years, neither of you have the energy and strength to argue anyway!
by meltonpie
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:50 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What would you put in a time capsule?
Replies: 22
Views: 2938

What would you put in a time capsule?



Might be in trouble here, but is there room for our Prime Minister? Make sure you bury it deep so nobody will find it for a very long time! Afterthought! - what will the finders think it is, and what did it do?
by meltonpie
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:44 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Look at this rubbish
Replies: 24
Views: 2400

Look at this rubbish

Only 15% !!! Jennysawn - you are being robbed. I have had dozens of similar letters (the imagination of some are amazing), but usually the offer is 50/50. I think you should complain and ask why you are being treated so badly!
by meltonpie
Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:43 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What If .....?
Replies: 7
Views: 487

What If .....?

<t>In my early twenties I was in the fortunate (!?) position of having the attention of two young ladies. We all got on well together, but there was a certain rivalry because it was intimated to me that if I asked either of them to marry me, they would both say "Yes".<br/> <br/> I did in fact ask on...
by meltonpie
Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
Topic: flirting
Replies: 74
Views: 7763

flirting

Oh dear! I feel so out of touch on this thread. I obviously need some tuition. Is anyone prepared to teach me - Pinky? Anyone......? I promise to be a good pupil.
by meltonpie
Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Can You Recall Your Teenage Years?
Replies: 29
Views: 1880

Can You Recall Your Teenage Years?

<r>Bez wrote: It's that last bit that interests me! Just how have you changed - the truth now!<br/> <br/> I think I may be "out" of this thread - you're such a load of youngsters. Now anyone interested in hearing from a teenager of the 40's?!<br/> <br/> <br/> Yep....we are definitely interested....c...
by meltonpie
Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:32 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Can You Recall Your Teenage Years?
Replies: 29
Views: 1880

Can You Recall Your Teenage Years?

<r>When I look back at those things now, it's really funny to think how I've changed.<E>:D</E><br/> <br/> <br/> It's that last bit that interests me! Just how have you changed - the truth now!<br/> <br/> I think I may be "out" of this thread - you're such a load of youngsters. Now anyone interested ...
by meltonpie
Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Refrigerate Butter?
Replies: 1322
Views: 142951

Refrigerate Butter?

I can't believe it!! Pages and pages of it, and the topic is butter!!!!

I'm getting really worried about you all, PLEASE go and find something better to do. I've just remembered you have ............. there's been thousands of visits and entries to "A roll in the Hay". I despair!
by meltonpie
Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Members' News
Topic: A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??
Replies: 364
Views: 17065

A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??

<t>Pinky wrote: Hehe!!!! It's been bloody good fun anyway!<br/> <br/> I think I should have been a bloke...they reckon it goes through their minds every six seconds or something like that....<br/> Come off it Pinky - have you totted up the number of female postings to this topic, against those of th...
by meltonpie
Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Members' News
Topic: A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??
Replies: 364
Views: 17065

A Roll in the Hay, Anyone??

<t>cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang!<br/> <br/> Is there a member or two here in the Garden that you'd really love a roll in the hay with? <br/> <br/> Do you have the guts to share it with the rest of us?<br/> <br/> Please remember: if *your name* shows up on someone's list, you should be happy, excite...
by meltonpie
Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:18 pm
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: Pissed off
Replies: 45
Views: 21987

Pissed off

Pinky wrote: What is the point?

I just can't be arsed anymore.

I just wonderv wtf I'm doing wrong. Am I really that unlovable or unattractive?

Don't answer that.
Aw! Come and have a cuddle!
by meltonpie
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:57 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Christmas in August?
Replies: 17
Views: 1091

Christmas in August?

<r>[QUOTE=Raven]I dont know, but I think it's a bit too early for seeing christmas displays in the stores. Personally I think it takes away from the magic of the season. Christmas is a winter festival! We havent even got to the fall festivals yet! I mean come on! <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thi...
by meltonpie
Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:13 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What's guaranteed to make you cry?
Replies: 62
Views: 2655

What's guaranteed to make you cry?

AussiePam wrote: I can't cry. Wish to heck I could. Does this mean I'm really a witch????
Blimey, didn't you know? We all did!
by meltonpie
Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Let's Play Doctor
Replies: 19
Views: 2489

Let's Play Doctor

<t>About a mile from me is an osteopath who really knows his "trade" - this sounds just the thing that is right up his street. Some medics are in favour of osteo's and some dead against, but I know from personal experience who I would trust. My wife was bent double with sudden muscular cramps and th...
by meltonpie
Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:09 am
Forum: Test Forum
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 12
Views: 1584

Avatars

Rain wrote: BTW, I LOVE your photo of the girl with her head thrown back. VERY sexy! I remember when I used to look like that. OH to be 19 again!
Cripes - I can't even remember being 19!! Was that when I had hair?
by meltonpie
Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:55 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: I know this belongs
Replies: 10
Views: 785

I know this belongs

<t>Nomad wrote: in the pc section but I cant find it at the moment. The cable guy just left, he was doing unrelated work but he did a speed test on my broadband. Im good there, Im at like 47 gazillion million pakooky bytey er whatever, but theres a lag. He said it was my firewall. I just realized I ...
by meltonpie
Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Yahoo ..
Replies: 33
Views: 2968

Yahoo ..

annabelle wrote: Just a quickie question ..... I'm not able to access my yahoo e-mail and was just wondering if anyone else may be having a prob with it. Or am I just jinxed!? :-3
Just tried it, and got "page unavailable".
by meltonpie
Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:26 am
Forum: Members' News
Topic: physio
Replies: 8
Views: 471

physio

<r><EMAIL email="pantsonfire321@aol.com">pantsonfire321@aol.com</EMAIL> wrote: Has anyone here ever had Physio ( i hear its a new form of torture)i have to have it soon and im putting off making the appointment basiclly because im a dam coward .The physio i have to have is because of arthritis in my...
by meltonpie
Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:54 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: When I was a lad .........
Replies: 30
Views: 1656

When I was a lad .........

<t>When I was young we were actually frightened of our teachers, not the other way around! We did as we were told and not as we liked.<br/> <br/> Had forgotten that! There was one female teacher that I was terrified of, and yet when I had a long spell of illness, she turned up at home to see how I w...
by meltonpie
Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:46 am
Forum: Computers Internet
Topic: Uninstall
Replies: 1
Views: 821

Uninstall

I wish to remove Lotus Smartsuite from my XP note-book. Unfortunately it does not feature "uninstall" and neither does it appear in the "Add/Remove" on the Control Panel. How do I get rid?

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