Overheard in New York

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:12 am

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I'm More into Authenticity Than Quality Anyway

Suit: Hey, who has the best pizza, you or the guy down the block?

Pizzeria owner: Fucck you!

Suit: I'll have two slices, please.

--Near Orchard & Houston

Another NYC Get-a-Room Production

Chick #1: Thanks, bitch.

Chick #2: I'm obsessed with you!

Chick #1: A restraining order couldn't stop my love.

--Canal St, Chinatown

From Hell's Heart I Shoot at Thee!

Professor: So, does anybody know why the ocean is salty?

Bimbette: Isn't it because of all the whale sperm?

--Oceanography class, Kingsborough Community College, Brooklyn

But Dark Souls Are Really Hot This Season

Rockabilly girl: I'm a little evil.

Preppy girl: Well, think about our friends -- you'd almost have to be. I definitely am.

Rockabilly girl: Jenny, our friends are horrible people.

Preppy girl: True.

--Essex & Rivington

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:35 am

Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D

Post by **spot** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:30 am

That's seven lanes wide, JD. Is the middle lane for parking?

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:38 am

7 lanes wide and one way!

Wanna test your driving skills?

:D

I truly love that city.

Think I'm due for a roadtrip.

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:47 am

JacksDad;664848 wrote: Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D

Aaaaahhh!! New York!!

LOVE IT:-4

Post by **spot** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:36 pm

JacksDad;664913 wrote: Wanna test your driving skills?I don't drive, though I still have a licence I think. I haven't driven a car in years, I'm awful at it.