Overheard in New York

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RedGlitter
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I'm More into Authenticity Than Quality Anyway

Suit: Hey, who has the best pizza, you or the guy down the block?

Pizzeria owner: Fucck you!

Suit: I'll have two slices, please.

--Near Orchard & Houston







Another NYC Get-a-Room Production

Chick #1: Thanks, bitch.

Chick #2: I'm obsessed with you!

Chick #1: A restraining order couldn't stop my love.

--Canal St, Chinatown



From Hell's Heart I Shoot at Thee!

Professor: So, does anybody know why the ocean is salty?

Bimbette: Isn't it because of all the whale sperm?

--Oceanography class, Kingsborough Community College, Brooklyn



But Dark Souls Are Really Hot This Season

Rockabilly girl: I'm a little evil.

Preppy girl: Well, think about our friends -- you'd almost have to be. I definitely am.

Rockabilly girl: Jenny, our friends are horrible people.

Preppy girl: True.

--Essex & Rivington
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JacksDad
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Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D

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That's seven lanes wide, JD. Is the middle lane for parking?
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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7 lanes wide and one way!

Wanna test your driving skills?

:D

I truly love that city.

Think I'm due for a roadtrip.
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JacksDad;664848 wrote: Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D




Aaaaahhh!! New York!!



LOVE IT:-4
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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JacksDad;664913 wrote: Wanna test your driving skills?I don't drive, though I still have a licence I think. I haven't driven a car in years, I'm awful at it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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