Overheard in New York

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RedGlitter
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I'm More into Authenticity Than Quality Anyway

Suit: Hey, who has the best pizza, you or the guy down the block?

Pizzeria owner: Fucck you!

Suit: I'll have two slices, please.

--Near Orchard & Houston







Another NYC Get-a-Room Production

Chick #1: Thanks, bitch.

Chick #2: I'm obsessed with you!

Chick #1: A restraining order couldn't stop my love.

--Canal St, Chinatown



From Hell's Heart I Shoot at Thee!

Professor: So, does anybody know why the ocean is salty?

Bimbette: Isn't it because of all the whale sperm?

--Oceanography class, Kingsborough Community College, Brooklyn



But Dark Souls Are Really Hot This Season

Rockabilly girl: I'm a little evil.

Preppy girl: Well, think about our friends -- you'd almost have to be. I definitely am.

Rockabilly girl: Jenny, our friends are horrible people.

Preppy girl: True.

--Essex & Rivington
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JacksDad
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Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D

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That's seven lanes wide, JD. Is the middle lane for parking?
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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JacksDad
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7 lanes wide and one way!

Wanna test your driving skills?

:D

I truly love that city.

Think I'm due for a roadtrip.
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JacksDad;664848 wrote: Oh I so miss The City.:-4

I think I know that pizza place!

:D




Aaaaahhh!! New York!!



LOVE IT:-4
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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JacksDad;664913 wrote: Wanna test your driving skills?I don't drive, though I still have a licence I think. I haven't driven a car in years, I'm awful at it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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