Overheard in New York
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Overheard in New York
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I'm More into Authenticity Than Quality Anyway
Suit: Hey, who has the best pizza, you or the guy down the block?
Pizzeria owner: Fucck you!
Suit: I'll have two slices, please.
--Near Orchard & Houston
Another NYC Get-a-Room Production
Chick #1: Thanks, bitch.
Chick #2: I'm obsessed with you!
Chick #1: A restraining order couldn't stop my love.
--Canal St, Chinatown
From Hell's Heart I Shoot at Thee!
Professor: So, does anybody know why the ocean is salty?
Bimbette: Isn't it because of all the whale sperm?
--Oceanography class, Kingsborough Community College, Brooklyn
But Dark Souls Are Really Hot This Season
Rockabilly girl: I'm a little evil.
Preppy girl: Well, think about our friends -- you'd almost have to be. I definitely am.
Rockabilly girl: Jenny, our friends are horrible people.
Preppy girl: True.
--Essex & Rivington
Overheard in New York
Oh I so miss The City.:-4
I think I know that pizza place!
:D
I think I know that pizza place!
:D
Overheard in New York
That's seven lanes wide, JD. Is the middle lane for parking?
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
Overheard in New York
7 lanes wide and one way!
Wanna test your driving skills?
:D
I truly love that city.
Think I'm due for a roadtrip.
Wanna test your driving skills?
:D
I truly love that city.
Think I'm due for a roadtrip.
Overheard in New York
JacksDad;664848 wrote: Oh I so miss The City.:-4
I think I know that pizza place!
:D
Aaaaahhh!! New York!!
LOVE IT:-4
I think I know that pizza place!
:D
Aaaaahhh!! New York!!
LOVE IT:-4
Very nearly perfect ... 
Overheard in New York
JacksDad;664913 wrote: Wanna test your driving skills?I don't drive, though I still have a licence I think. I haven't driven a car in years, I'm awful at it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.