To the Rant-Rave Guys

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:12 am

Bez wrote: Mmmmm.....not too keen on that either

Stating just the etymology, just the facts, m'am. Never qualified it.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:13 am

I do hope this doesn't turn into a gang warfare wherein one group blindly attempts to drive another group off the boards.

Seeing as messageboards profit from having as many members as possible, those who profess to love the Garden should attempt to help it by keeping new members here as long as possible.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:14 am

Elouise wrote: Stating just the etymology, just the facts, m'am. Never qualified it.

Nor me...:wah:

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:15 am

Thanxx for the compliment, Koan, but I don't believe I have the authority or the sway power to drive these good people off their own board.

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:16 am

Bez wrote: Nor me...:wah:

Shame, it's fun.:p

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:20 am

spot wrote: Well... technically, I suppose. In theory. Some people think it's possible under bizarre circumstances.

EDIT!!: I thought this was in response to "Are you gonna play nice today?" : "Can she do that?" - I'm no good at threading.

:wah: "Bizarre"...you do me too much honor...X (frankly, is there ever enough?;) )

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:20 am

Elouise wrote: That would be GYNOCRACY....

gy·noc·ra·cy (g-nkr-s, j-, j-)

n. pl. gy·ne·coc·ra·cies

1. Government by women.

2. A society ruled by women.

I believe that's why the Greek fellah works so hard at being brilliant.

Thank you for the correction of my spelling..and the definition of the word. I do enjoy learning new words. Not sure if I will have a place for this one in my everyday vocabulary, but at least I now know what it means if I hear it again.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:23 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Bez, while not trying to deliberately tread on peoples toes, my understanding is that THAT word is wholly more palatable when the "acceptable" word vagina can be translated to sheath of a sword, which to some, may have offensive connotations

OK Arnie....I take your word for it....I'm just an 'old codger'....wadda I know !

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:23 am

cherandbuster wrote: Can this be a club made up of those who hold me close in their hearts?

would anyone here join?

That's great! I'd be a cherholder!

You're a sweetheart and a lovely lady! :-4

And obviously Elouise thinks so too, to suggest such a nice title.

It's a shame she's been so poisoned on her own forum that she's only learnt to spit vitriol and is suffering from a chronic case of verbal diarrhoea.

But she obviously likes it here because she's desperately clinging on here and trying to show she has a nice fluffy girly side, she just doesn't know how to express herself in mannerly language and so reverts to the uneducated slang of the gutter.

Feel sorry for her - she's trying!

Albeit VERY trying! :p :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:25 am

cherandbuster wrote: Marie

Can you put a couple of shots of vodka in my lemonade please? :p

Well, since it is now officially after noon (and yes, it is 5:00 somewhere) you can have that shot.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:27 am

:-6 * Cherholders Unite * :-6

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:27 am

Marie5656 wrote: Thank you for the correction of my spelling..and the definition of the word. I do enjoy learning new words. Not sure if I will have a place for this one in my everyday vocabulary, but at least I now know what it means if I hear it again.

You're entirely welcome. So as not to stay completely in the dark, I offer you the following:

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**** /kʌnt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhnt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun Slang (vulgar).

1. the vulva or vagina.

2. Disparaging and Offensive.

a. a woman.

b. a contemptible person.

3. sexual intercourse with a woman.

[Origin: 1275–1325; ME cunte; c. ON kunta, OFris, MLG, MD kunte]

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**** (knt) Pronunciation Key Audio pronunciation of "****" [P]

n. Vulgar Slang.

1. The female genital organs.

2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.

3.

1. Offensive.. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.

2. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

[Middle English cunte.]

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****

n 1: a woman who is thoroughly disliked; "she said her son thought Hilary was a bitch" [syn: bitch] 2: obscene terms for female genitals [syn: puss, *****, slit, snatch, twat]

WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

You see, the word has variety.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:28 am

Marie5656 wrote: Well, since it is now officially after noon (and yes, it is 5:00 somewhere) you can have that shot.

It's 5.27pm here in the UK, so I guess it's just about OK...

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:28 am

Bez wrote: :-6 * Cherholders Unite * :-6

Please, you just broke my copyright on "Cherholders"...

Pay up. Royalties, if you please.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:28 am

If you look in the "currently active viewers in this thread box" it's like a big group hug.

of all women.

ETA: spot just showed up. Is that a carrot in your pocket?

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:30 am

Pinky wrote: And BTW - The 'Amen' and beams stuff is in support of another member that we happen to be rather concerned about.

If this was a christian forum, I wouldn't be here to start with, in fact I would be considered a troll.

Well, frankly, it sounds like the Christian thing to do.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:32 am

Elouise wrote: Please, you just broke my copyright on "Cherholders"...

Pay up. Royalties, if you please.

Oooops....$ or £

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:33 am

koan wrote: If you look in the "currently active viewers in this thread box" it's like a big group hug.

of all women.

ETA: spot just showed up. Is that a carrot in your pocket?

Wasn't there a thread in which you said you'd be allowed to join the Freemasons, Koan? I seem to remember your argument being along the lines of 'although women aren't allowed to join, you consider yourself more of a man than a woman', and you were pretty certain of your acceptance into their community.

Is that a carrot in your pocket? :wah:

Post by **spot** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:34 am

Bez wrote: OK Arnie....I take your word for it....I'm just an 'old codger'....wadda I know !

I have an impression - though my dictionary is offline at the moment - that the monosyllable is far older than the rhythmic tongue movement, but I'll definitely check when I can. I'm certain that the monosyllable was heard whenever a Celt met a Dane around 800AD near Norfolk, perhaps Pinky knows these things at first hand. She's not called Pinky for nothing, you know.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:35 am

Elouise wrote: Well, frankly, it sounds like the Christian thing to do.

Well I'm a Buddhist, so I guess we could say that we are Just displaying love for another human being that we think the world of.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:40 am

Elouise wrote: Please, you just broke my copyright on "Cherholders"...

Pay up. Royalties, if you please.

Hey! She jests!

2% sense of humour, only 98% guttersnipe vitriol!

Keep sharpening your claws liddle puddy-tat, you're becoming vaguely amusing!

Post by **spot** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:41 am

koan wrote: If you look in the "currently active viewers in this thread box" it's like a big group hug.

of all women.

ETA: spot just showed up. Is that a carrot in your pocket?It has two uses - disciplining unruly females and pleasing horses. Three uses. It opens doors which would otherwise remain closed to me. Four... no, this is the wrong place and the wrong time. Ask me later and I'll demonstrate.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:41 am

Wait a minute, I'm in here and yes I do have a carrot in me pocket. Amen= so be it.

Man I can't hardly keep up with this thread. Darn work keeps gettin in the way.

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:46 am

Rapunzel wrote:

That's great! I'd be a cherholder!

You're a sweetheart and a lovely lady! :-4

And obviously Elouise thinks so too, to suggest such a nice title.

It's a shame she's been so poisoned on her own forum that she's only learnt to spit vitriol and is suffering from a chronic case of verbal diarrhoea.

But she obviously likes it here because she's desperately clinging on here and trying to show she has a nice fluffy girly side, she just doesn't know how to express herself in mannerly language and so reverts to the uneducated slang of the gutter.

Feel sorry for her - she's trying!

Albeit VERY trying! :p :wah:

Aaah...that didn't take long. Clinging...I'm working 4 forums as I do my bills.

LOL...shall I return your vitriol? No, I choose to forget it. You must be the stirrer on this forum. Nice Angel Sig, btw...

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:49 am

Hamster wrote: Was that all the stuff that came out whilst we were drinking then???

Drinking ??? You drank ???? I thought you went to Theias for a cup of tea !

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:51 am

spot wrote: I have an impression - though my dictionary is offline at the moment - that the monosyllable is far older than the rhythmic tongue movement, but I'll definitely check when I can. I'm certain that the monosyllable was heard whenever a Celt met a Dane around 800AD near Norfolk, perhaps Pinky knows these things at first hand. She's not called Pinky for nothing, you know.

Middle English = Cunte

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:52 am

Rapunzel wrote: Hey! She jests!

2% sense of humour, only 98% guttersnipe vitriol!

Keep sharpening your claws liddle puddy-tat, you're becoming vaguely amusing!

Rapunzel, Rapunzel..you let down your scare.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:53 am

Elouise wrote: Aaah...that didn't take long. Clinging...I'm working 4 forums as I do my bills.

LOL...shall I return your vitriol? No, I choose to forget it. You must be the stirrer on this forum. Nice Angel Sig, btw...

Lol! You're kinda sweet and spicy, aren't ya? :wah:

Kinda like a chinese takeaway!

But please, this award is ALL yours!

Post by **spot** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:55 am

Elouise wrote: LOL...shall I return your vitriol? No, I choose to forget it. You must be the stirrer on this forum. Nice Angel Sig, btw...Our Rapunzel's not often stroppy (English word, excuse me) but every now and then her maggot bites and she hauls away at anyone. We met in London a while back and saw an elephant, that seems to have excused me from assault ever since but I'll happily watch. Just bear in mind that there's nobody present that I don't actively like, OK? These are friends, they're not out for blood, they've no reason to be.

Elouise · Post by **Elouise** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:56 am

Rapunzel wrote:

Lol! You're kinda sweet and spicy, aren't ya? :wah:

Kinda like a chinese takeaway!

But please, this award is ALL yours!

Cutesy, aren't ya. Don't confuse defending oneself with stirring. Rise above it woman.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:57 am

Rapunzel :-4

I never really noticed before

But you've truly got BALLS

And I definitely mean that as a compliment

You ROCK!! :guitarist

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:58 am

Elouise wrote: Rapunzel, Rapunzel..you let down your scare.

*yawn* oh ell, I thought you'd be FAR more entertaining than that!

Come on old girl, you can do better than that! Put some thought into it! A little witticism perhaps.

What's your name on the other site? Anthrax?

Good name, I like it, it suits you.

Post by **spot** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:01 am

Rapunzel wrote: What's your name on the other site? Anthrax?Hah! I simply called myself God and got on with it. I've had damned little worship, it must be said.