Ask Wolvie... everything

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:45 pm

JAB wrote: Sorry...

Can I ever be forgiven? Must I make amends or do penance of some sort? :-3
Nah, we're good.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:47 pm

koochikoo wrote: Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
mostly because the imaginary friend doesn't tell the little kid to pick a .44 magnum and start shooting people, i.e. David Berkowitz.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:48 pm

koochikoo wrote: If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
sure can. just make sure you do it in a well ventilated area. outdoors is good. naked time outside is great fun.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:54 pm

koochikoo wrote: Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
that is an excellent question. i believe it all starts back in oldest France, around, say, 1323AD. the grandfathers of the 3 musketeers; Mars, Butterfinger, Reeses

were in charge of protecting the royal "jewels" because the King of France loved to gamble.

He had already lost them in a "Texas Hold Em" tournament that was televised nationally on ESPN. which was odd, because no one had a TV to watch it, let alone be able to afford cable. but that's another story.

Wait... where was I?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:56 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Can it hurt to tinker with your yo-yo? :-3
it can. i tried to "walk the dog" once. it hit a pebble, flew up, slapped me in the face and knocked me out cold.

That day i understood why i only got "Birthday Presents" once a year.

it was scary seeing that thing come flying at my face...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:58 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Where do flies go at night?

it has long been debated that the common house fly is a manifestation of all the unused conscious energy. once everyone is asleep, the unconscious enery replaces the conscoius and the flies "Go Away."

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:00 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: What part of a woman's body do you like the best?

the sexiest part of a woman's body is the "Butt-thigh" pronounced, "Buth-eye"

i also like the naked parts of the female form.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:01 pm

Wolverine wrote: it has long been debated that the common house fly is a manifestation of all the unused conscious energy. once everyone is asleep, the unconscious enery replaces the conscoius and the flies "Go Away."
:yh_bigsmi will this also work with lady bugs, oh wise one?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:12 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: :yh_bigsmi will this also work with lady bugs, oh wise one?
good God i wish. i have a serious problem with those "japanese flying beetles" they look like ladybugs but they aren't. they're worse. i had them at the start of the fall, and they were still around all thorugh WINTER!

but only in the bathroom. what the hell is that about?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:39 pm

How dexterous are you?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:41 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: How dexterous are you?
not very. but i'm "Strong like Bull."

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:45 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: What's the one question you won't answer?
i don't know. no one has asked it yet. as soon as they do, you'll be the first to know i won't answer it. ok?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:08 pm

What has been the biggest hurdle you have had to overcome so far in your life?

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:35 pm

If pinned under a boulder in the middle of nothing, do you think you could cut your limb off in order to save your life?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:43 pm

minks wrote: If pinned under a boulder in the middle of nothing, do you think you could cut your limb off in order to save your life?
first off, i would never be out in the middle of nowhere, alone. BUT, since it is magic wand time...

i would not need to cut off my own arm. i would look around and try to form a rudimentary lathe to cut through the boulder. i'm like a junior varsity McGuyver. and if i couldn't create a lathe, i would dig myself out from under the big rock. and if that didn't work i would call on my undeniably incredible strength to lift the boulder off my arm.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:50 pm

Wolverine wrote: first off, i would never be out in the middle of nowhere, alone. BUT, since it is magic wand time...

i would not need to cut off my own arm. i would look around and try to form a rudimentary lathe to cut through the boulder. i'm like a junior varsity McGuyver. and if i couldn't create a lathe, i would dig myself out from under the big rock. and if that didn't work i would call on my undeniably incredible strength to lift the boulder off my arm.

ok so nothing about you going to be caught between a rock and a hard place ... gotcha hehehehehe

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:59 pm

minks wrote: ok so nothing about you going to be caught between a rock and a hard place ... gotcha hehehehehe
exactly.

tho there is a stretch of HWY 1, that follows the coast of California, where you have 50 foot cliffs to the east of you and 200 yards of flat boulder and rock covered "beach" toward the ocean to the west.

that's 'bout as close as you can get.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:16 am

http://www.fun-with-words.com/word_gry_ ... ungry.html

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:02 pm

koochikoo wrote: Will your answer to this question be 'no'?
possibly.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:09 pm

koochikoo wrote: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
failed, spectacularly.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:16 pm

koochikoo wrote: I was asked this about four years ago and I still can't find an answer.

There are three words in the english language that end in 'gry', angry and hungry are two. What is the third one?

??
Ooo... word games. uhmm... i'm going to have to go with "what."

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:17 pm

have you ever worn womens clothing?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:18 pm

What's your most annoying habit?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:18 pm

Are any of your screws loose?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:21 pm

Sheryl wrote: have you ever worn womens clothing?
i have to plead the 5th, on the grounds that i might incriminate myself.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:23 pm

Sheryl wrote: What's your most annoying habit?
i crack my.... everything. Knuckles, thumbs, neck, back, knees, ankles, toes, elbows(sometimes).

getting up in the morning i sound like a giant bowl of Rice Krispies.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:24 pm

Do you hunt? If so, for what and what is your choice of weapon?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:25 pm

Sheryl wrote: Are any of your screws loose?
:sneaky: you keep opening doors, and i have no choice but to walk thru them.

my screws have never been loose. they are spot on. i dare say that i could quit my job and go on tour demonstrating my fantastic screws.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:37 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: If you were in charge of picking out signature lines for us gardeners....what would you give to me?

Missed one..........:p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:55 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Do you hunt? If so, for what and what is your choice of weapon?
i do. but not for the "hunt" itself. i really enjoy pheasant hunting, especially late in the season.

hunting pheasant gives me an excuse to go out and stomp around in the brush for a day with a gun. i go late in the season because by then the birds don't spook as easy and you really have to know where to look form them.

i go with my favorite shotgun. it's a 32 inch Browning 12ga. "over-under" double barrel. i went a couple times with my Mossberg pump. but i figure, if you can't get it with two shots, you don't deserve it.

but my absolute favorite weapon is my grandfather's 1901 .44 caliber Winchester.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:02 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Missed one..........:p
i'm going to have to come back to that one.

i need to come up with something classic.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:17 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: If you were in charge of picking out signature lines for us gardeners....what would you give to me?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

how's that?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:27 pm

Wolverine wrote: Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

how's that?
Nope...gotta do better.....I NEVER forget!

:p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:30 pm

"Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

like that?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:31 pm

nope... here it is. you live up in the mountains right? surrounded by nature and critters and stuff, right?

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:34 pm

Wolverine wrote: i do. but not for the "hunt" itself. i really enjoy pheasant hunting, especially late in the season.

hunting pheasant gives me an excuse to go out and stomp around in the brush for a day with a gun. i go late in the season because by then the birds don't spook as easy and you really have to know where to look form them.

i go with my favorite shotgun. it's a 32 inch Browning 12ga. "over-under" double barrel. i went a couple times with my Mossberg pump. but i figure, if you can't get it with two shots, you don't deserve it.

but my absolute favorite weapon is my grandfather's 1901 .44 caliber Winchester.
Nice 12 ga. a Browning...that's for sure if it's takes more than 2 shots.

Ditch chickens are good eating. Do you prepare them?

Your grandad's Winchester has to be a treasure. :-4

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:37 pm

Wolverine wrote: nope... here it is. you live up in the mountains right? surrounded by nature and critters and stuff, right?

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."
muahahahahaha....Oh Wolvie, if ya only knew my friend!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:48 pm

koochikoo wrote: If you could have dinner with 3 people, dead or alive, whom would you invite and why?
1) My grandmother on my father's side. she passed when i was 12. i remember her well enough, but i have been told by several people in the family that she had a wonderful sense of humor. Being 27 now, i would like to speak with her as a grown up.... and NOT at the kids table.:wah:

2) General Robert E. Lee. i would really like to know his personal views on the War Between the States. many historians have inferred what they think he thought, but to actually hear it from him directly would really be something.

3) Sam Kinison. God i think that would be a riot.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:22 pm

koochikoo wrote: Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
invisible. and i'm sure Everyone knows why. but just in case they have forgotten or don't know, i'll explain;

if i were invisible i would be able to walk into dressing rooms, locker rooms, and bedrooms without being screamed at, shot at, or getting the Police called on me.

and the thought of walking into a bank vault and tehn out agin, 300 pounds heavier, is rather appealing.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:34 pm

what do you think of that cop-wannabe duane dog chapman the bounty hunter? he has a show on A&E, and he and his cow:yh_cow of a 'common-law' wife are a freak show. *bleh*:yh_sick

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:29 pm

What's your favorite day of the week and why?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:56 pm

Would you trust your SO to cut your hair? :-3