Ask Wolvie... everything

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:34 pm

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages. Degeneration X proudly brings to you its Largest member.... me.

Yes folks, it is finally here. after endless prompting from Gardeners of the Female persuasion i have decided to start an Ask Wolvie thread. but there is a twist. you get to ask Everything! so long as you all understand that i am the world' biggest, oldest, and hairiest 10 year old, we'll all get along fine.

so without further ado.... ask away!!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:37 pm

Please describe your "mattress dance of happiness" in detail?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:40 pm

What's the sneakiest thing you have ever pulled on someone? :sneaky:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:46 pm

How would you set the mood for a romantic night with a woman?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:58 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Please describe your "mattress dance of happiness" in detail?

unfortunately, words do not exist to describe the "Dance." To fully understand you must be shown in person.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:04 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: What's the sneakiest thing you have ever pulled on someone? :sneaky: i guess this would be considered mean, not sneaky...

back in HS was kid named Scott S. a real jackass. especially mean to the girls.

so I rounded up a couple of buddies and went out to the parking lot to his car.

5 of us grabbed a hold of his 1988 VW rabbit and walked it from on side of the lot to the other.

we picked the lock, put the car on blocks, put all the tires inside, thrwe the lug nuts away in the grass. put flower and chili powder in the air vents and lock the doors back up.

he spent hours putting everything back together. and weeks complaining of a reaction evertime he turned on the air or defrost.

Damn, that was fun.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:09 pm

JAB wrote: When was the last time (if ever) you lied and why?
you suck.

i was 21. the girl i was seeing had slept with someone else a few days before. she didn't yet know i knew about it. i took her to dinner one night and told her that i didn't love her anymore. that i was too immature to be in a relationship with her and the thought of spending the restof my life with her scared the Hell out of me.

she broke down and told me about the indescrition, i told her i already knew and didn't care. then i broke down and walked out.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:11 pm

If you were in charge of picking out signature lines for us gardeners....what would you give to me?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:11 pm

Fhildren of all ages...???

I know someone who arranged for the volkswagen of some unpopular teacher to be placed literally up a gumtree in the middle of the school playground.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:13 pm

What's the best pick up line that you have ever used on a woman and they fell for it?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:13 pm

Gosh Basco. That's really putting the poor bloke on a spot!! Wonder what he'd pick for me???

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:15 pm

AussiePam wrote: Gosh Basco. That's really putting the poor bloke on a spot!! Wonder what he'd pick for me???
So...we shall ask him.....got a signature line that's fit for AussiePam?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:16 pm

JAB wrote: What's the nicest thing anyone's ever done to you?

the one that comes to mind is Floopy. i was new to the Garden, but had made an impression on her. Dirty minds think alike i guess. I had just purchased my first home. She sent me a house warming gift. she didn't even know me, but went out, spent a good deal on the gift and mailed it off.

and there's Ben&Nicki, my best friends. the woman i was engaged to left me and i had nowhere to live. i was at work, they came over packed up my stuff and moved me into their home. Opened up their lives to me and made me part of their family. they did it without hesitation and without my asking. I don't think i will ever be able to repay their kindness.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:16 pm

What part of your body do you like the most and what part would you like to change?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:16 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: What's the best pick up line that you have ever used on a woman and they fell for it?

Basco, Basco - have mercy!!! I was brought up to see men as noble wonderful creatures - who respected us weaker vessels, put us on pedestals, offered us flowers... kinda thang. I just found out there is no Santa..... I can't take any more.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:21 pm

OMG Floppy. You sure do know how to choose yer words!!!!! GUFFAW

MEMO to self.. work out how to use the smiley things

GEESCH I thought I'd worked it out then the Administrator came stomping in and told me I'd used too many and git outta here and fix it pronto capeesh.... hic...

I'm allowed four only:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

But hey I'm blonde and I did it... things is looking up

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:24 pm

Breasts, thighs or legs..........

..................chicken, that is?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:26 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: How would you set the mood for a romantic night with a woman?

it is a warm summer evening. we would go out to the lake. earlier in the day i stopped and picked up some finger foods: grapes, cheese&cracker, chocolate covered strawberries, and a beautiful bottle of wine. i have a blanket, candles, and a blindfold.

i would pick her up and blindfold her. she has no idea where we are going, but she trusts me.

we get to the lake, everything is set up, and i remove the blindfold. we sit on the grass close to the beach and watch the sunset and then the moonrise. all the while feeding her. not that she's incappable of doing it for herself, but she is too beatiful to need to.

the car stereo would be playing a mix of songs: Nat King Cole, Van Morrison, Sarah McGlaughlin, and so on.

we would stay out watching teh moon crawl further and further until finally the stars came out in their full splendor, until eventually the wine was gone.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:27 pm

flopstock wrote: how's it hangin sweetie?:D
bout GD time you got here! i have missed the hell out of you.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:32 pm

What hair color do you prefer?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:33 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: What's the best pick up line that you have ever used on a woman and they fell for it?
i have never used a pick up line. all the women i have dated, i have "picked up" outside a bar.

I think the best line i used was actually an entire conversation. well, arguement actually.

we were bickering over who was the better Star Trek captain; Kirk or Picard. it was in an Applebee's, she was sitting at a table behind my buddy and me, and we had the entire restaruant forming camps. i was for Picard, she was for Kirk. it was the oddest evening i have ever had. you really did have to be there.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:38 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: What part of your body do you like the most and what part would you like to change?

Ahh appealing to my vanity, eh? that works...

I love my hair, don't mess with the hair. if i have bad hair day the whole thing is shot to hell. and i like my chest. and my voice.

as per what i would change... my feet. i would like feet that were two sizes smaller. finding a 16 shoe and not spending mucho$$$ is impossible. but i find 14s everywhere.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:42 pm

Wolverine wrote: Ahh appealing to my vanity, eh? that works...

I love my hair, don't mess with the hair. if i have bad hair day the whole thing is shot to hell. and i like my chest. and my voice.

as per what i would change... my feet. i would like feet that were two sizes smaller. finding a 16 shoe and not spending mucho$$$ is impossible. but i find 14s everywhere.
But....what if your female companion loves playing with your hair while...well...you know....would you get angry that she touched it? :-3

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:42 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Breasts, thighs or legs..........

..................chicken, that is?

well, with chicken i am a drum-stick guy. but not on turkey. turkey has got to be the breast. anything but the wings of a pheasant, and nothing on a duck. maybe it wasn't prepared correctly, but i'm just not that impressed with duck.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:45 pm

Sheryl wrote: What hair color do you prefer?
now i am really surprised that anyone in the Garden doesn't know this...

i am and forever will be a sucker for REDHEADS!! now you get me a redhead with green eyes, and i'm marrying her on the spot.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:46 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: But....what if your female companion loves playing with your hair while...well...you know....would you get angry that she touched it? :-3
absolutely not. almost anything is excusable in the heat of the moment. Right Floopy?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:51 pm

Can I dance the "mattress dance of happiness" with your avatar???

PS your gal is nuts! How can you possibly compare Picard perfection with Kirk the jerk? This is for that gal! :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:56 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Can I dance the "mattress dance of happiness" with your avatar???

PS your gal is nuts! How can you possibly compare Picard perfection with Kirk the jerk? This is for that gal! :wah:
you can do whatever you want with him. but i don't believe you know the proper form and techinque for the "Dance." you will need a strict and thorough tutorial before trying to preform it on your own. my lessons are free of charge. shall we meet, say... Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 3pm?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:12 pm

Why did you select the name Wolverine?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:50 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Why did you select the name Wolverine?

Wolverine is my favorite comic book character. i have been a fan since childhood, long before the movie.

Wolverine is a lost soul; He isn't sure where he fits in the world.(as i was)

He has a very precise moral code, everything is Black or White; Good or Evil. He has no gray area(as i would like to have) he always does the right thing because it is the right thing to do.(as i try to) he has a quirky, subtle, and somewhat juvenile sense of humor(yep) and he is devoted, almost to a fault, to his family and friends(as i like to think i am).

He is adapt at hiding what emotions he doesn't want others to see(i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve).

He is tough, and does not take any Sh*t off anyone.

Plus he's overly hairy, like me.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:25 pm

What is your signature dish?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:41 pm

Sheryl wrote: What is your signature dish?
the one dish that everyone knows i make is Beef stroganhoff.

i use sour cream from a local dairy that only distributes to 3 towns. this is the stuff that my great-gramma used to make.

i use 16oz of the best cut of loin i can get from the only surviving family owned butcher in three counties.

the noodles i use are what my mom and i make three days before.

the seasoning, unfortunately, is started with McCormick brand, but everything after is all me. i use mushrooms, but those are gotten in early spring and late fall when i go "hunting" with my uncle.

occasionally i use green beans or peas. those come from my Great-aunt's garden.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:00 pm

Wolverine wrote: now i am really surprised that anyone in the Garden doesn't know this...

i am and forever will be a sucker for REDHEADS!! now you get me a redhead with green eyes, and i'm marrying her on the spot.

I never knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Irish kinda red blonde hair with matching freckles and midnight colored eyes isn't going to be enough!!?

Life can be so cruel.

I shall sing the blues.

But I'll do it centre stage, full volume, like no woman ever sang for you before, I'll tear your heartstrings, blast you into space, pulverise your psyche, and every one of your overabundant hairs will stand up and cry out my name....

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:16 am

Lil~Basco wrote: So...we shall ask him.....got a signature line that's fit for AussiePam?

Are you prone to missing questions....this wasn't answered. :-3

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:18 am

If i bought you a pink t shirt ..would you wear it ?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Can it hurt to tinker with your yo-yo? :-3

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:00 pm

Where do flies go at night?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:00 pm

What part of a woman's body do you like the best?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:40 pm

AussiePam wrote: I never knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Irish kinda red blonde hair with matching freckles and midnight colored eyes isn't going to be enough!!?

Life can be so cruel.
that sounds about right. when you coming over??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:41 pm

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: If i bought you a pink t shirt ..would you wear it ?
yes.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:42 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Are you prone to missing questions....this wasn't answered. :-3
i'm still working on it:o

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:44 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Do you have hair on your back?
sort of....

i have a weird little patch right above my butt, about where most women get tatoos. my chest hair is jet black, on my head its a dartk brown. but that little patch is an odd shade of red.