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To work in my yard. playing with my dogs, slow dancing with hubby, and laughing. i can laugh at a drop of a hat:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. watching kids play, babies smiling, baby animals. funny movies. a phone call from a dear friend. oh there is sooo much more. but it is your turn now:)

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Odie;1311196 wrote: summer is here, what can we do eh?:yh_rotfl:wah:sweat

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no rain, just that one day. i guess it will be hot for us all.

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three black SUVs were racing after the Hummer. The only thing we had to defend ourselves with was beer. So everyone begain to throw cans out the window. they were HOT so were exploiding like BOMBS.....................................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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meat and potato pie or sheppards pie. which ever you perfer

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The F B I showed up there. with warrents for everyone. They were for poor story lines yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Mustang said RUN!!!!!..........................

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went to the grocery store. i feel sometimes i need to rob a bank. to keep up with the increases. eggs went down, while veggies are going through the roof. how are your prices there????

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the F.B.I. jumped out of the Bushes. Within seconds had put up a road block. the man in a black suit w/sunglasses. had his 357 drawn, ready to fire. when---------

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there was a old man with a three legged dog. in Mustang's path. slamming on the breaks. the truck flew-------------------------

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<t>Lon;1310762 wrote: I have been trying to get rid of (sell) some good looking pieces of Italian Black Leather furniture-----sofa, ottoman, side chairs at a really low price. There is just no market for used furniture like this. What I have discovered is that there are thousands of people wanting t...

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PLEA BARGIN. which with not even a blink of an eye. she refused...........

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who was really a woman dressed like a man. so she was discoverd. so in revenge. LILY /Larry set the fire.

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now BP is useing a STRAW to suck up the OIL> DUH.!!! 1/5 of oil, big Whooops:mad:

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all the male strippers from the club next door came running out. the building was in gulped in flames. reaching 30 feet high----------

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a Hoochie Koochie dance, just like Charo. (if you are old enough to remember her) i could have said Carmen Maranda.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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chonsigirl;1310464 wrote: Anything with Bogie in it.................... me too. love African Queen. Casablanca, Maltise Falcon, Big Sleep. i could go on and on. I am the same with Cagney too.

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strip "porker" with the boys(bouncers) from the local dance hall.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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mine was getting too nuch sun. i keep mine in 5 gallon buckets. so i can move them. with the HOT La. sun. i feel it is the best for me:-6:-6

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just saw for about the 50th time. Forrest Gump.

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I sure can smell that BAR B Q, can't you????:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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At the yard sales she found magic dust. that turned good into evil. also evil into good.

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Jazzy;1310078 wrote: You better be nice to me EVERY day or I'll sick Miss Piggy on you! :wah: get her!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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when Zapata saw Miss piggy on the grill ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BAR B Qed pig. as Odie licked her lips. where that sause. i love extra sause......

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THROW A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:guitarist:guitarist:yh_clap:yh_clap

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it's cloudy, i hear thunder. now where the heck is the rain??????

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YAHOOOOOO!! Fried Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that word. it was like magic to SY's brain:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Or maybe not hard enough SY thought. so she layed a big kiss on jake. he caught is breath and like Sleeping Beauty. he was brought back with a kiss. MAN what a KISS!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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of cattle being led to the meat packing plant, and the SMELL!!!!

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she woke up. and there she was in a field , nude. only her socks on--------------

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begain to strap her down!!!!!. She knew what was coming next. She fought fearcely to get loose. NOT AGAIN, she screamed-------------------

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Did you all hear. that BP was brow beating workers into signing a waver saying . no matter what they saw. they saw NOTHING.

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To get a SHOCK treatment. which the evil Dr. enjoyed doing. The DR. and nurse smiled devilishly at each other. waiting........................

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Jazzy;1309716 wrote:

Soon we'll be complaining it's too damn hot :-5 I am now!!!!!:-5:-5 92!!!! STICKY!!!!:mad::mad:

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<t>Bill Sikes;1309627 wrote: The trouble is, it's about 1,500m down - nearly a mile, vertically. I suspect that they won't have much luck, and that relief drilling will be the only answer. If the BOP stack is damaged, the situation may worsen. It's possibly best to just leave it alone. you are more ...

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Hot!!! Sticky!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:-5:-5:-5

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jazzy;1309641 wrote: good morning! :-6

another day of rain :-5 it's getting depressing now since i want to go outside and get some fresh air! Is this ever going to stop :-1 send it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:mad:STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 88 YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Odie;1309631 wrote: summer when you can get outside and do things.

This May has been very cold and wet. wet???? i wish. we are now in a drought. 11" below normal.

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I think mine now is spring. Where i live now. not hot and sticky. or wet and cold. JUST RIGHT. When i lived up north it was summer. But NOT here!!!

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Well the three big CEO's are finger pointing now. Pass the buck, why not???:-5:-5:-5

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<r>OK BP is down for the count. Why don't they just make a GIANT CORK and PLUG up it. Everything they have tried so far has worked about that well:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:-5:-5. you know, if i was them . i would just start handing out LARGE BANK rolls. Today BP gave fishermen $5000 each. one man committed...

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Plum, from my tree:)

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so awsome!! 75!!. but IF ONLY we could have a LITTLE RAIN, PLEASE GOD

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No rain, still!!!!!!:-5:-5:-5

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Odie;1308732 wrote: It turned cold and I wanna go and sit out!:-5 Still in the low 90's a cool front is on it's way. low 80's for Sat.

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Odie;1308731 wrote: sounds lovely! some are growing. i will have a forrest when i am through LOL!!!

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I'm HOT. i wanna go out. BUT i hate the heat. How are you, PUP??

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Odie;1308569 wrote: wow, you do have tons of plants!:-6

I guess it takes to long to water the grass? LOTS of baby trees and bushes. i have a border all around the yard. then the beds in the middle and all over,:-6:-6

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Odie;1308274 wrote: do you have all your watering done now? i water everything in pots everyother day. the others every 3 days but these take me 2 days.

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