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<t>McOscar;1452128 wrote: It's because I asked you to show me your penis wasn't It ? I even had my measuring stick ready this morning... the one that does fractions. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rot...

<r>Hope6;1452122 wrote: Ummm...Jj.....this is the first I've heard of any cult! You and I have always been close ever since I've been here....even when you were banned....like I said in another post, I met you after only being here four days so when I think of FG of course I always think of you beca...

Hi Lars...In defense of Jj he doesn't disappear....he post often and then become bored and retreats to his writing.

Thank you Mary Land. However I should mention that The Chosen One will always be able to stand up for himself when necessary.

<t>LarsMac;1452106 wrote: You always disappear, and then show up when things quiet down to complain about how quiet it is. Sometimes, people just don't have anything to say. Besides, folks here are here because they want to be here. Those other places are like noisy sports bar...

<t>McOscar;1452077 wrote: Maybe but I'd hate such a small thing to come between us. I've seen Snowfire's crack and that was quite Impressive. Snowfire's crack may be impressive ... I have no way of gainsaying that. As far as "such a small thing to come between ...

<t>McOscar;1452074 wrote: Thanks but I usually like to weigh up the size of the penis before I get too close to anyone even In cyber land. If you could post a photograph of your penis, I can judge wether I It's worth my while becoming a member of your cult. ( You did say ' cult ' didn't y...

Betty Boop;1452072 wrote: Proper discussion would be good, no one seems able to manage it.

Define "proper discussion" sweetie pie!

<t>I have decided to erase this post via the edit mode because I have some serious lower back pain caused by sitting at a Sushi carousel waiting for stuff to pass me by. Droid opposite me built like a Sumo wrestler scoffed all the best before it came my way. That and people who hear but do not liste...

<t>Accountable;1452066 wrote: The story of Christ's sacrifice for our sins is simply illogical, even if it were possible. The Jews believed (still believe??) that if one sinned, one was to present a sacrifice to God in order to receive forgiveness. Christ, the Son of God, came to Earth a...

<t>As per usual. So maybe I better post something controversial to get things going. So here's something. There are threads on all sorts of stuff on links that appear on other sites. Wow awesome ... not. There are threads on race horses ... and that is like that ... end of story.. <b...

<t>Watched "Noah." Very, very boring and disappointing. In fact even the presence of one of my favourite earthlings Emma Watson, didn't make it any easier to watch. And to make matters worse it was in 3D so we had to wear those glasses. It should easily win the Worst Movie on T...

<t>High Threshold;1451626 wrote: When I was in Cape town I stayed at the hostel on the Kloof Nek. There were white beaches, non-white beaches and nude beaches. In a country that had only had TV for 2 years (because of its bad moral influence) I was shocked to know there were nude beaches anywhere in...

<t>Why else would you spend so much time on Face Book, Twitter and other sundry online social networking sites? Is it because you are bored, because you cannot interact with earthlings face to face, are you alone, do you have too much time on your hands, do you want to “show off”? Why can...

<t>Brunello Cucinelli Fall Winter 2013 lookbook. Now this is cool! I want these clothes! Ms Monroe ... Somehow the little belly so adds to her sexiness! 1950 Pontiac Chieftain De Luxe 4 Door Sedan. The Late Great Farrah Fawcett ......

<t>I went to a wedding yesterday Georgia ... The service was at a Full Gospel Church and I experienced something for the first time. The pastor got the bridegroom to blow on a horn to like summon his bride into the church. He said that was what was written in the bible. I was...

halfway;1451258 wrote: The intolerance and "bullying" that goes on here.

tsk tsk.

You have obviously lived a very sheltered life.

<t>AnneBoleyn;1451233 wrote: Lars, how does one set up a private thread? Just by declaring it so? What is the procedure? Would this thread be at least seen by others? Please explain. Ms Annie of Brooklyn New York which is my all time favourite city on this planet. You kno...

G#Gill;1451175 wrote: My Dad used to think Marilyn Monroe waas gorgeous !

A man with real good taste then!

AnneBoleyn;1451168 wrote: Are they?

You just being naughty!

Chloe_88;1451166 wrote: I hope so JJ..

Somehow budgies always remind me of my childhood. So its great you are caring for Charlie cos it will make you feel young again ... not that you're old, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

<t>AnneBoleyn;1451165 wrote: I was calling YOU earthling!!!!! So it means I don't understand your reply! Then I'll explain ... Sometimes some earthlings go off topic ... in other words they take the thread off on another totally unrelated path. Then others join in and in no time wha...

AnneBoleyn;1451161 wrote: I don't understand, earthling. Please explain further. Over.

You don't understand my reply or you don't understand earthling? Or are you taking the mickey?

<t>Chloe_88;1451160 wrote: This is de kind of thing that makes me happy. Meet Charlie (budgie): Someone gave him to us because they couldn't take care of him. I think he fell out of the nest or the mum kicked him out or something. He's 3 weeks old and during t...

<t>AnneBoleyn;1451157 wrote: Of course! But you can't close off comments or opinions of others while the Thread is Open & Public. Or can you? Need an administrative referee here, please! PS--you can, of course, ignore the comments of others, but that would be rude, & you are defin...

AnneBoleyn;1451154 wrote: I didn't mean to imply a promise to yourself is less important, btw. It might be the most important promise of all.

The promise is of secondary importance ... Carrying it out is far far more important to me.

<t>AnneBoleyn;1451153 wrote: Asked you first? What's this, a playground? Neither of you has the right to hold a private discussion on a public forum no matter who asked you nicely to play first. Excuse me? I have the right to say anything I want in a private discussion with anyone I...

AnneBoleyn;1451151 wrote: Who did you make that promise to? Yourself?

No ... I made it to another person.

<t>AnneBoleyn;1451148 wrote: Anyways, I'm sorry everyone but I have started this conversation in private with jones jones and unless he agrees to take the discussions public, we will have this discussion privately. Who died & made you king? If you want to talk to my JJ in private ther...

<t>Me too! Tired, Glen Frost and his Irish Setter Glenfire Brendower Misty took a nap together while they wait for their call at Crufts. From left unknown male, Captain Osbert Sitwell, Edith Sitwell and Sacheverell Sitwell ... My fave eccentrics. Facial Hair was big ...

tude dog;1451139 wrote: uhh

Google check says this act will take place April 2, 2014.

Nice hoax.

April Fool!

<t>Kathy Ellen;1451132 wrote: Hey JJ, It's great to see you back in FG. Keep posting your lovely photo threads. I love looking at photos. I'm ok, recovering from some medical problems. How are you doing? I am, as they say in the classics "disgusting...

<t>Kathy Ellen;1451127 wrote: Hi JJ, This is the 1st time that I can actually see your photos. I tried looking at your other threads with photos and could not see them. I wondering if you're using a new program. Hi Kath ... How ya doing hon? Problem was/is I've been uploa...

A 19-year-old British art student will lose his virginity in front of an audience of 150 at the Orange Dot Gallery in London. Clayton David Pettet will have sex with a male partner in a piece he entitles "Art School Stole my Virginity."

From Daily Maverick.

<t>sheep;1451113 wrote: Hey Jones, mind if i start a discussion with you about the title alone, which states: "there is no God". Let's not clutter the discussion by discussing the Character of God, but rather, if you don't mind, let's just keep it to proving whether or not God actually exists. ...

<t>I’ve been thinking this weekend about happiness. How do we define it and when we do find it how do we know it is happiness we have found? And if we’ve never been really unhappy, how will we recognise happiness in the second place? We often figure that big bucks will make us happy, but ...

Maybe it would be more appropriate to ask: "Where did the Church go right!"

<r>along-for-the-ride;1451022 wrote: <YOUTUBE id="BjHSOzVU5j0"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHSOzVU5j0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHSOzVU5j0</URL></YOUTUBE> And everyone knows that AFTR is the "Big Momma" of FG. By big I mean like awesome and Momma ... I mean like...

Chloe_88;1451001 wrote: Ohhhh! what's it about JJ?

You mean you don't know Chloe???????????? Ohhhh! Where you bin child of mine?

Everyone one on FG by now knows that Jj is "The Chosen One"

<r>G#Gill;1450996 wrote: Jj, don't you dare disappear. <E>:(</E> I think you will find that, regardless of some other members opinions, that your input into the Garden is of such quantity that if you went away there would be a very large empty hole where Jj used to make his posts - many of those pos...

Hope6;1450990 wrote: But Jj how will that help anything? If you go ,it will just get even quieter!

I know that sweetheart ... but I have deadlines to meet. Promised to finish a new novel this year.

Think I’ll go back to my writing but I’ll leave you with these :

Jan Van Beers (1852 – 1927) «The Courtesan»

Betty Lindley by Bassano Ltd

Sheep ... Yeah they follow don't they?

Saw this joke online about some sheep throwing a party. One says to the other: "This is a terrible party. Everything is so disorganised."

It looks up and sees a dog entering the front door. "Oh thank god ... a Border Collie!"

Hello!

Farage is full of hot air and as for his Beatle like jacket ... Oh my soul!

<t>McOscar;1450884 wrote: And the Ant produces Methane Gas Each termite produces, on average, about half a microgram of methane per day, a seemingly insignificant amount. However, when this is multiplied up by the world population of termites, global methane emission from this source is e...

<t>From Proverbs I believe. Most of us earthlings consider them to be a serious pain in the butt. They’re really tiny but there are more of them on our planet than any other creature including us. For every earthling alive right now there are about 1.6 million ants. Now that’s a real maj...

<t>Not a very sexy poster is it? Harley Davidson Mobile Booking Cage ... 1920s; A boy between two mounted lobsters caught off the New Jersey coast ... 1915; Prussia Cove, Cornwall 1927 ... In the 18thc it was very popular with smugglers; Female gravedigger; If she hadn't been named Betty, they'd hav...

<t>According to what I have read on the internet there are approximately 842 million earthlings on our planet who do not have enough to eat. This computes to about one in eight earthlings in the world who are basically starving. On the flip side about $36 billion is spent on sports sponso...

<t>Minged;1450639 wrote: Hello there. I'm a newbie here hoping to gather some good advice and hoping to help others too. I'm looking forward to work well with you all. Thank you. Hi there Ming ... Minge ... Minged. Does it rhyme with pinged? Here I'm afraid the gathering ...

<t>Hope6;1450646 wrote: So I'm waiting to pick Jake up at school. All of us who's children are "car riders" have to wait in the cafeteria until the bell rings and they let the children out. I'm a people person, I like talking to people. I usually start up a conversation with somebody wherever I am. ...

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