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<t>gmc;1140857 wrote: GORDON IS A MORON gmc, please desist from using this term to describe Gordon Brown. I consider this an insult to morons. There are many other terms (also accurate) to describe him, such as:- oleaginous hypocrite, pompous arsehole, useless cretin, meg...

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<t>spot;1140979 wrote: That's slightly harsh, Skye was my idea. It's a lot more comfortable in a cottage with thick stone walls and a large fire, that's all. Especially if your on the west coast...... spot;1140979 wrote: My post was a reaction to the conjuncti...

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No problem. That's Gordon the Moron trying out his latest disguise.

It seems he's due to visit his constituency in the next couple of weeks...................

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<t>oscar;1136848 wrote: I'm not English either I'll have you know my little Scottish one :p:p:p To quote your very own self your Oscarness:- "As Brighton is where i was born and raised....". That indicates that no matter how you slice it, you are English. Neve...

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<t>Galbally;1136522 wrote: Well see whether they "surrender" to England when they play them in the 6 nations in Paris, won't we. oscar;1136841 wrote: You really are deluded arn't you? The gentleman of Ireland is not deluded, he is merely not English - thus he is no...

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Is it maybe a Redwing?????????

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<t>Clodhopper;1133947 wrote: I have very little information on what happened in the "missing" 300 odd years. They are called "The Dark Ages" for a reason! Ireland never had a "Dark Age", in fact that was the period of Irelands' "Golden Age". Clodhopper;1133947 wrote: Ba...

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<t>oscar;1133332 wrote: Withdrawal of troops from Iraq Hasn't happened yet, and when it does, they'll be sent to Afghanistan. oscar;1133332 wrote: Cut in Interest rates (albeit banks slow to pass them on) And just exactly who was largely responsible for t...

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Galbally;1132434 wrote: JYes, you were hard, but they did have a go before they ran away; they wouldn't even land in Ireland.

Well no, they couldn't. We stole all their boats.

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<t>Galbally;1132278 wrote: Yes my friends, we may be going bankrupt here in the emerald Isle, Join the club.... Galbally;1132278 wrote: and a national history that starts good about 3,000 years ago, (even the Romans were wise enough not to start with us) ...

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<t>oscar;1132376 wrote: No other nation is so quick to play the anti card than the Jews. That's true Oscar, but you are generalising. The State of Israel is not "the Jews", in fact, I'm not sure that it's even Jewish. It's Zionist in origin and outlook. To me Zionists ar...

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Nomad;1131816 wrote: Is this Britain's biggest erection?

In a word - NO.

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<t>spot;1131880 wrote: We're British, it just wouldn't do. Not all of us boyo.......... spot;1131880 wrote: I'm not a citizen of any country I, on the other hand am. spot;1131880 wrote: I'm Her Majesty's loyal subject, I am sub...

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<t>Bryn Mawr;1131869 wrote: Sorry, do not believe it. Nor do I. Additionally, your source is a Zionist organisation (note: Zionist not Jewish) Anti-Semitic attitudes still prevail in Europe: An Anti-Defamation League report What I find slightl...

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<t>oscar;1131049 wrote: ....how British politics work. Tony Blair (former Prime Minister), and, pompous, smug war-criminal. oscar;1131049 wrote: Gordon Brown (Prime Minister and man responsible for booting out the lying Blair) also responsible for a fair ...

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<t>FARM KID in the Marines (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places ar...

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<r>Chezzie;1129125 wrote: Gordon Brown couldn't excite a nymphomaniac on viagra:yh_rotfl How true........... oscar;1129167 wrote: I do not take Viagra nor am i a nymphomanic, i am reasonably sane yet I'd shagg him <E>:D</E>:D:D This statement is causing m...

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oscar;1128510 wrote: WE HAVE:

LIEUTENANT CHOOKIE

Not me missis wumman sir. I will not fight for a seventh-rate world power with delusions of adequacy.

Myself will be in the pub with Gally, Scholle-Kid and JAB.

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<t>gmc;1128589 wrote: No we're not most of us with any sense hate the bastard and want rid if him. Yes, and the sooner the better. oscar;1128592 wrote: Your just jealous of his sexiness, charisma, hunkiness and stunning good looks, you sporran fiddler :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl<b...

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I can't remember if it actually says that, but most Moslems consider the text in its original Arabic to be the literal word of God.

I can only think that this would cause major problems in regions (Indonesia, for example) where Arabic is not an indigenous language.

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scholle-kid;1128161 wrote: Hey, did you catch the post where I showed you why I never learned the proper way to spell whisky or whiskey , because over here it's pronounced JD Black.

But over here where we know what real whisky is, JD Black is pronounced "horse liniment".

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jimbo;1128097 wrote: shush thats how we got the scotts involved in desert storm gulf war one

Would that be ronnie scott (English jazz club owner (now expired)) and captain robert falcon scott (also English and expired in a deep-freeze)?

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abbey;1127464 wrote: Are they related?

I would hope so. It's the same person in both reports............

(Clue: Royal Hotel, Keith.)

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<t>scholle-kid;1127355 wrote: Chookie , Welcome ,I am not sure what is considered 'proper whiskey unless you mean it comes in it's own drinking glass and pours out when tipped Gally has already cleared up this matter, so I will put your ignorance of proper whisky down to your being...

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<t>About a week or so past, I saw this:- Landlord slaps bad language ban on pub customers A pub landlord has decided to clear the blue air in his hostelry. Alan Milne has banned swearing in the public bar at the Royal Hotel in Keith. The 55-year-old licens...

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I could be persuaded to join the Irish-American alliance - as long as you supply proper whisky...........

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Odie;1126441 wrote: no capish!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bloody colonials.................

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Very well so:- a la outrance (French) = to the death (English) and au premier sang (French) = first blood (English).

I see yourself has acquired the best of English education :yh_rotfl

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<t>Right your Oscarness, you started this fight. You are therefore appointed to be the European delegate in the forthcoming gladitorial contest. This contest, as in times past will be a la outrance, not au premier sang, this being the case, you should begin training immediately..............

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Nomad;1126370 wrote: Damn !

I wish Id thought of that !

Don't worry ------------ you will!

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Just keep on lurching along Gally, if you behave yourselves - unlikely though that is - Scotland will buy you. I'm thinking a fair price would be a small packet of digestives, a feral haggis and a half-bottle of cooking whisky.

The English won't outbid that.

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Well, it rained all night and most of the day today. Result: snow gone.

On the other handthere are some risks of flooding on lower ground, and it's bloody freezing, so tomorrow promises to be exciting.

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<t>oscar;1125348 wrote: in your dreams mate you wish. Gordy Boy has just finished what Bliar started. He has totally f**ked the Labour party. Just like thon bluddy wumman f**ked the Tories. Incidentally Oscar, and purely for your delectation, the word Tory derives from To...

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<t>Galbally;1125333 wrote: Yes, we don't get heavy snow much any more, but we have had a decent fall today, not as much as SE England which seems to have been a bit overwhelmed by the heavy snow showers. Excuse me while I laugh. I've just had a look at the Beeb weather reports. It s...

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<t>xfrodobagginsx;1121642 wrote: To prove what? That accepting Jesus Christ removes the fear of going to hell using evidence that is acceptable in a court of law? EASY. Testimony. Any born again believer will tell you that when they accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts as L...

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<t>I feel I should remind you all of his existence, to that end I'm re-introducinbg you to a couple of his most famous poems:- My luve is like a red,red rose O, my luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June. O, my luve's like the melodie,<br/...

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<t>Lon;1117332 wrote: Veggies, veggies, where is the damn veggies? If I have told you once, I have told you twice or more. Eat your veggies. I won't tell you again, hear?:wah: OK, {listening here.......} Mushroom & Bean shoot stir-fry accompanied by Irish Coffee (made with cooki...

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<t>Omni_Skittles;1063333 wrote: well, I don't think it's having the effect you want it to have and that's my point. You got that exactly right. Omni_Skittles;1064391 wrote: ... not my place to judge at all..... Why not? I mean xthispratx is already judgin...

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So it was the most expensive inauguration? So was the one before that, in it's time. That's a function of inflation......

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<t>Clodhopper;1116642 wrote: Chookie: Had a bit of a think about your post and I think you're looking at BTS's article almost back-to-front. It was written or published in 1954 by someone who was not a professional historian, but pulling together family history as best they could into a coherent sto...

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<t>Ingin Bridie. An ingin bridie (Onion Bridie in English) is a Scottish type of meat pastry or pie, originally made in the town of Forfar, similar to a Cornish pasty in shape, but the pastry is not as hard and no potato is used. It is made of minced beef, sometimes with onions and spices...

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<t>BTS, I've only managed to gave quick look at your first post about your family history, I'm afraid that Ferrochie and Fifeshire don't exist and never have. As far as Fifeshire goes, the Kingdom of Fife was originally the Pictish kingdom of Fibh, it was a county of Scotland until 1975 (...

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oscar;1115616 wrote: There i was as well..... just warming to you auld yin

Oh you silly Oscarness, that's gmc, myself is the sporran fiddler (do you know what a sporran costs these days?)

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<t>Fred the Shred does have a great of blame to shoulder, but what the hell happened to the regulatory process? In my view, what we are now seeing (and suffering, in many cases) is the final death of Thatcherism and laissez faire economics. Basic economic theory says that econo...

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Besides all that, it's much easier (and it causes a lot less damage) to extract the Michael.

The only problem is that the PBE (and Oscar) are such easy targets...............

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<t>Tony Bliar and that sorry excuse for a humanoid which Oscar worships are war criminals, but they are also guilty of destroying the Labour party. What is now represented as "New Labour" is something which would make real socailists such as Keir Hardie, John MacLean or Manny Shinwell re...

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<t>Lon;1115542 wrote: The uniforms had not changed that much by the War of 1812. Our troops still found them to be pretty easy targets what with all that red. I believe you got your butts kicked in that one - I do know you needed a new White House.......... No...

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<t>Historical fiction: Alexandre Dumas Nigel Tranter Speculative fiction: S M Stirling Eric Flint Fact: Dee Brown (American / Indian History) John Prebble (Scottish History) Lord MacAulay (Roman Histor...

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oscar;1113532 wrote: I'd like some Scots in me...... but i've never found a willing Scotsman :sneaky:

I wonder why?

Other than we have standards?

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<t>gmc;1113145 wrote: That's not nice. I'll have you know I have a real soft spot for daily mail reader woman. It's a deep bog in the far north west of scotland 'Tis exceeding strange, myself has a spot nearby which was reserved for one Margaret Thatcher - until I realised that she ...

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