I kill me!!
I kill me!!
I'm a little nut of brown
Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.
Call myself on the phone
Just to hear my golden tone
Make a date with myself
At the latest half past eight
Take myself to the picture show
Set myself in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
And when I get fresh I slap my face
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut
Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.
Call myself on the phone
Just to hear my golden tone
Make a date with myself
At the latest half past eight
Take myself to the picture show
Set myself in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
And when I get fresh I slap my face
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut
I kill me!!
now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:
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lady cop wrote: now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:
a lovely room with padded walls decorated in that ever popular, gleaming white. If you ignore the scuffs from previous occupants
a lovely room with padded walls decorated in that ever popular, gleaming white. If you ignore the scuffs from previous occupants
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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Yes, ma'am!
(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I
learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that
damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)
:p
(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I
learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that
damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)
:p

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-I understand you Val,
-I learned this as a child, dont ask me where, I cant remember back that far, and dont let my son know I said this.
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I'd go slippy slidy over everybodys body,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
-I have no idea where I learned that as a child
-Jasmund, but for whatever reason, your poem inspired me to remember it val.
-keep reciting
-I learned this as a child, dont ask me where, I cant remember back that far, and dont let my son know I said this.
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I'd go slippy slidy over everybodys body,
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
-I have no idea where I learned that as a child
-Jasmund, but for whatever reason, your poem inspired me to remember it val.
-keep reciting
I kill me!!
is this what nursery/kindergarten teaches you, and you say us brits are strange :wah:
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Far Rider wrote: I never said you brits were strange...just different! In an odd sort of way...
odds good
i pride myself on being odd!
im unique, one of a kind!

odds good
i pride myself on being odd!
im unique, one of a kind!
life is what you make it
my boyfriend just proposed to me (05/05/05) and im blissfully happy!! :-4 im engaged!! i have a fiance!! :-4
um..... well thats a bit out of date! im married now! and married life is the best thing in the entire world! with my husband by side my life is complete
:-4
my boyfriend just proposed to me (05/05/05) and im blissfully happy!! :-4 im engaged!! i have a fiance!! :-4
um..... well thats a bit out of date! im married now! and married life is the best thing in the entire world! with my husband by side my life is complete
:-4
I kill me!!
valerie wrote: Yes, ma'am!
(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I
learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that
damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)
:p
ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now
it's log, it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's log, it's log
it's better than bad, it's good
(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I
learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that
damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)
:p

ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now
it's log, it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's log, it's log
it's better than bad, it's good
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
I kill me!!
valerie;95221 wrote: I'm a little nut of brown
Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.
Call myself on the phone
Just to hear my golden tone
Make a date with myself
At the latest half past eight
Take myself to the picture show
Set myself in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
And when I get fresh I slap my face
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut
I never knew those verses. Very good. I did hear one verse saying Peple never oci my up
Cause I'm not a pickup , I'm a nut.
Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.
Call myself on the phone
Just to hear my golden tone
Make a date with myself
At the latest half past eight
Take myself to the picture show
Set myself in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
And when I get fresh I slap my face
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut
I never knew those verses. Very good. I did hear one verse saying Peple never oci my up
Cause I'm not a pickup , I'm a nut.
I kill me!!
Wolverine;98672 wrote: ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now
it's log, it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's log, it's log
it's better than bad, it's good
Oh my Gawd. Now its stuck in my head. I just thought of that yesterday. But now its in my head again.
it's log, it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's log, it's log
it's better than bad, it's good
Oh my Gawd. Now its stuck in my head. I just thought of that yesterday. But now its in my head again.