I kill me!!

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valerie
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I'm a little nut of brown

Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.

Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.

Call myself on the phone

Just to hear my golden tone

Make a date with myself

At the latest half past eight

Take myself to the picture show

Set myself in the very first row

Put my arms around my waist

And when I get fresh I slap my face

I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut

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Post by lady cop »

now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:
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Post by minks »

lady cop wrote: now Val, see the nice men in the pretty white jackets? you go with them and they will take you to a happy happy place.....:wah:


a lovely room with padded walls decorated in that ever popular, gleaming white. If you ignore the scuffs from previous occupants :lips:
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
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valerie
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Post by valerie »

Yes, ma'am!



(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I

learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that

damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)



:p ;)
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Post by jasmund »

-I understand you Val,



-I learned this as a child, dont ask me where, I cant remember back that far, and dont let my son know I said this.

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.

I'd go slippy slidy over everybodys body,

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.



-I have no idea where I learned that as a child

-Jasmund, but for whatever reason, your poem inspired me to remember it val.

-keep reciting
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Post by buttercup »

is this what nursery/kindergarten teaches you, and you say us brits are strange :wah:
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Post by pink princess »

Far Rider wrote: I never said you brits were strange...just different! In an odd sort of way...;)


odds good

i pride myself on being odd!

im unique, one of a kind!
life is what you make it





my boyfriend just proposed to me (05/05/05) and im blissfully happy!! :-4 im engaged!! i have a fiance!! :-4



um..... well thats a bit out of date! im married now! and married life is the best thing in the entire world! with my husband by side my life is complete



:-4
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Post by Wolverine »

valerie wrote: Yes, ma'am!



(Hey, I don't know what made me think of it but I think I

learned it in BROWNIES fer cryin' out loud, and it's better than that

damn Slinky tune that's been runnin' around in my head!!)



:p ;)
ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now

it's log, it's log

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log, it's log

it's better than bad, it's good


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

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Post by Okie »

valerie;95221 wrote: I'm a little nut of brown

Sleeping on the cold, cold ground.

Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.

Call myself on the phone

Just to hear my golden tone

Make a date with myself

At the latest half past eight

Take myself to the picture show

Set myself in the very first row

Put my arms around my waist

And when I get fresh I slap my face

I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut




I never knew those verses. Very good. I did hear one verse saying Peple never oci my up

Cause I'm not a pickup , I'm a nut.
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Post by Okie »

Wolverine;98672 wrote: ever watch "Ren & Stimpy?" i have had the LOG song stuck for three days now

it's log, it's log

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log, it's log

it's better than bad, it's good


Oh my Gawd. Now its stuck in my head. I just thought of that yesterday. But now its in my head again.
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