A womans poem
A womans poem
He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned and
smacked the sh*t out of him…
Like his mother used to do.
And he didn’t like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned and
smacked the sh*t out of him…
Like his mother used to do.
A womans poem
Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss!
:wah:

A womans poem
Rapunzel;1256282 wrote: Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss!
:wah:
if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl

if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
A womans poem
Odie;1256288 wrote: if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl
Sounds good to me!

Sounds good to me!


A womans poem
Rapunzel;1256295 wrote: Sounds good to me!

either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
A womans poem
If you would do the things mom didn't do for him well. (ahem)
Then he wouldn't care about the rest he would just sit back and say what the hell.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Then he wouldn't care about the rest he would just sit back and say what the hell.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
A womans poem
Odie;1256301 wrote: either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun!
Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun!

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
A womans poem
Rapunzel;1256311 wrote: What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun! 
Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
A womans poem
Odie;1256499 wrote: or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
A womans poem
Rapunzel;1256594 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.