A womans poem

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He didn’t like the casserole

And he didn’t like my cake,

He said my biscuits were too hard

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right

He didn’t like the stew,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned and

smacked the sh*t out of him…

Like his mother used to do.
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love it!:D
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Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss! ;) :wah:
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Rapunzel;1256282 wrote: Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss! ;) :wah:


if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1256288 wrote: if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl


Sounds good to me! ;) :D
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Rapunzel;1256295 wrote: Sounds good to me! ;) :D


either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by YZGI »

If you would do the things mom didn't do for him well. (ahem)



Then he wouldn't care about the rest he would just sit back and say what the hell.



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1256301 wrote: either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun! ;)

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Rapunzel;1256311 wrote: What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun! ;)

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1256499 wrote: or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Rapunzel;1256594 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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