Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted.
Girl's night out...
Girl's night out...
*screaming laughing at you Val* :wah:
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That is so funny :wah:
Bad Girls have very high standards, but they love you even if you sometimes fall short.
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl PMSL, Valerie very funnee :wah:
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now....THAT's good comedy! LOl! 

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valerie wrote: Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted.
The story,- fantastic, your ability to correctly calculate cucoo's, in your condition, -priceless
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted.
The story,- fantastic, your ability to correctly calculate cucoo's, in your condition, -priceless

Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill

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excellent, really enjoy your stories & jokes :wah:
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omg! hilarious!