Girl's night out...

[valerie]

Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT



The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I

told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"



Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.



Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.



I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.



The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!



Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."



When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped

over the cat and farted.

[lady cop]

*screaming laughing at you Val* :wah:

[persephone]

That is so funny :wah:

[abbey]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl PMSL, Valerie very funnee :wah:

[cars]

LMAO!!!

Cars :driving:

[Jives]

now....THAT's good comedy! LOl!

[Der Wulf]

valerie wrote: Subject: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh s#%t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped

over the cat and farted.
The story,- fantastic, your ability to correctly calculate cucoo's, in your condition, -priceless

[buttercup]

excellent, really enjoy your stories & jokes :wah:

[hotsauce]

omg! hilarious!