Modern Day Nursery Rhymes

[Carl44]

good one stardust :wah::wah:

[littlemissgiggle]

:wah::wah:

[mikeinie]

Mary had a little lamb it’s fleece was white as snow

Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go

But Mary found the price of meat had soared which did not please her

Tonight she’s having leg of lamb

The rest is in the freezer



Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

Eating his Christmas pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plumb

And said

Holy Sh1t am I high

[mikeinie]

There was a little monkey

That lived in the country

Who wouldn’t eat Darcy’s bread

Darcy, Darcy

Stick it up your arsy

Is what the monkey said