Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
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Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
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Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb it’s fleece was white as snow
Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go
But Mary found the price of meat had soared which did not please her
Tonight she’s having leg of lamb
The rest is in the freezer
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plumb
And said
Holy Sh1t am I high
Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go
But Mary found the price of meat had soared which did not please her
Tonight she’s having leg of lamb
The rest is in the freezer
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plumb
And said
Holy Sh1t am I high
Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
There was a little monkey
That lived in the country
Who wouldn’t eat Darcy’s bread
Darcy, Darcy
Stick it up your arsy
Is what the monkey said
That lived in the country
Who wouldn’t eat Darcy’s bread
Darcy, Darcy
Stick it up your arsy
Is what the monkey said