Christmas with the bomb squad

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lady cop
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it was a few days before Christmas...just after 9/11....our dept. was on high alert, as were all LE agencies. no civilian could enter the jail foyer or sheriff offices without being wanded and patted down. no packages could be delivered. the jail deputies couldn't even get pizza delivered. in this atmosphere a container was seen sitting on a bench outside the jail doors. the LT. called out the bomb squad. Rte. 1, the main road adjacent to our complex was shut down. the courthouse was evacuated. our helicopter went up. all inmates in the jail locked down. civilian employees were removed from sheriff offices. after much debate it was decided to blow up the container. .........and they did..................................................................................................................well, THERE WERE COOKIE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!! it was a tin of Christmas cookies!! ...yep, we laughed for a month!!
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and that is how the cookie crumbles..............:wah: :wah: :wah:
lady cop
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i know i told this story last year, but it came back to me this week and still made me laugh! :wah:
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Thank God it wasn't FRUIT CAKE!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Lulu2;491732 wrote: Thank God it wasn't FRUIT CAKE!


Even if it was they'd still be RAISIN the roof with laughter! :wah:
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Rapunzel...you should be PUNished severely for that remark. Yes, you should!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
lady cop
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Diuretic;493109 wrote: I still get a chuckle out of the pic with the bloke allegedly from the bomb squad and his message on the back of his tee shirt :Dthe one that says 'if you see me running, try to keep up'? LOL
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lady cop;491700 wrote: it was a few days before Christmas...just after 9/11....our dept. was on high alert, as were all LE agencies. no civilian could enter the jail foyer or sheriff offices without being wanded and patted down. no packages could be delivered. the jail deputies couldn't even get pizza delivered. in this atmosphere a container was seen sitting on a bench outside the jail doors. the LT. called out the bomb squad. Rte. 1, the main road adjacent to our complex was shut down. the courthouse was evacuated. our helicopter went up. all inmates in the jail locked down. civilian employees were removed from sheriff offices. after much debate it was decided to blow up the container. .........and they did..................................................................................................................well, THERE WERE COOKIE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!! it was a tin of Christmas cookies!! ...yep, we laughed for a month!!
that's one way to cut down on the christmas calories, better safe than stuffed.
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