Don't know if this has been posted in the past......
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.
:D
A Woman's Poem
A Woman's Poem
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
A Woman's Poem
:yh_rotfl i quite enjoyed this story...............:guitarist
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A Woman's Poem
Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!
LOL, i thought the SAME thing. Hammy!!:wah:
LOL, i thought the SAME thing. Hammy!!:wah:
A Woman's Poem
Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!
I hear that Hammy! LOL
I hear that Hammy! LOL
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
A Woman's Poem
Pinky wrote: PMSL!!!! I'll have to remember that one:sneaky:
Pinky - I love your post abbreviations - some of them I can figure out - what about this one? PMSL? (I'm a relative newbie to posting here so I'll probably ask this question often......LOL)
Pinky - I love your post abbreviations - some of them I can figure out - what about this one? PMSL? (I'm a relative newbie to posting here so I'll probably ask this question often......LOL)
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
A Woman's Poem
Pinky wrote: Don't worry mate, I remember when I didn't know what any of them were!
It means P1ssing myself laughing!
Thanks! I was actually going to guess Peeing Myself Silly Laughing, but I would have felt like an idiot if I had been wrong - but I was close all along! LOL
It means P1ssing myself laughing!
Thanks! I was actually going to guess Peeing Myself Silly Laughing, but I would have felt like an idiot if I had been wrong - but I was close all along! LOL
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
A Woman's Poem
That is fantastic!
Ill be forever thankful my Partners Mum is a terrible cook and housewife, he thinks he's won lotto with me
Ill be forever thankful my Partners Mum is a terrible cook and housewife, he thinks he's won lotto with me
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song - Maya Angelou