A Woman's Poem

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:17 pm

Don't know if this has been posted in the past......

A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him...

Like his MOMMA used to do.

:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:18 pm

:yh_rotfl i quite enjoyed this story...............:guitarist

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:19 pm

Hooray!!!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:38 pm

OH YEAH! :guitarist

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:59 pm

Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!

LOL, i thought the SAME thing. Hammy!!:wah:

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:09 pm

Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!

I hear that Hammy! LOL

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:19 pm

Pinky wrote: PMSL!!!! I'll have to remember that one:sneaky:

Pinky - I love your post abbreviations - some of them I can figure out - what about this one? PMSL? (I'm a relative newbie to posting here so I'll probably ask this question often......LOL)

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:56 pm

Pinky wrote: Don't worry mate, I remember when I didn't know what any of them were!

It means P1ssing myself laughing!

Thanks! I was actually going to guess Peeing Myself Silly Laughing, but I would have felt like an idiot if I had been wrong - but I was close all along! LOL

Brownley · Post by **Brownley** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 pm

That is fantastic!

Ill be forever thankful my Partners Mum is a terrible cook and housewife, he thinks he's won lotto with me