One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
Store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.
Never Retire?
- Grumpaz
- Posts: 765
- Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:56 am
Never Retire?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
- woppy71
- Posts: 5306
- Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:11 pm
Never Retire?
Grumpaz wrote: One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
Store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
Store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
-
K.Snyder
- Posts: 10253
- Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:05 pm
Never Retire?
Takes alot to get me to laugh.....
but that one was pretty funny.
but that one was pretty funny.
- Lulu2
- Posts: 6016
- Joined: Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:34 pm
Never Retire?
YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
- Grumpaz
- Posts: 765
- Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:56 am
Never Retire?
Sorry about that LuLu. I thought that redhead looked slightly familiar. 
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.