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Grumpaz
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One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing

Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the

Store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.
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Post by woppy71 »

Grumpaz wrote: One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing

Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the

Store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.


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Post by K.Snyder »

Takes alot to get me to laugh.....

but that one was pretty funny.
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Post by Lulu2 »

YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!:lips:
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Post by Grumpaz »

Sorry about that LuLu. I thought that redhead looked slightly familiar. :)
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