Only two rules of life needed

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cars
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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Truer words never spoken!!!



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So, if my car rolls down the drive, I just have to tape it to the drive. And if it doesn't roll down the drive, I just spray it with WD40.:D
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Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:



1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl
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Post by abbey »

cars wrote: Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:



You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.



If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.



If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.At last, my tool kit is acknowledged! :wah:
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BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:



1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl:wah: :wah: Funnee lady.
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Post by cars »

BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:



1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl


Love your way with words BR!!! :yh_rotfl No messin around, right to the point!!!
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