Only two rules of life needed

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:16 pm

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:25 pm

Truer words never spoken!!!

:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:57 pm

So, if my car rolls down the drive, I just have to tape it to the drive. And if it doesn't roll down the drive, I just spray it with WD40.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:10 am

Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:

1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:14 am

cars wrote: Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.At last, my tool kit is acknowledged! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:15 am

BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:

1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl:wah: :wah: Funnee lady.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:29 am

BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:

1: Never p!ss off the bartender.

2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl

Love your way with words BR!!! :yh_rotfl No messin around, right to the point!!!