The WTF? Question Answer Game

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:59 pm

I am shamelessly swiping this off another forum because I think it's really funny when it gets going.

The first person asks a question and the next person replies with an answer that makes no sense and then asks the next question.

For example:

First poster: "What is the color of a banana?"

Next Poster: "Of course those shoes look good on you!"

I'll get us started:

Have you seen my socket wrench?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:09 am

Just use the toilet brush.

Have you tried the raspberry Jell-O?

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:16 am

I left the keys on the piano

where are the lost souls?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:24 am

Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!

Have you seen my yellow flashlight?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:07 am

RedGlitter;935155 wrote: Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!

Have you seen my yellow flashlight?

I'll have the soup too!

How's the weather today?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:09 am

Do you know I can count to 100!

Do you like cream in your coffee?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:13 am

The popcorn comes with a free coupon!

Should I wear the blue jeans or the black pants?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:26 am

Care for a round of poker?

Do you play video poker?

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:53 am

I just got it cut!

Have you ever seen a horse fly up the lane and a dog sitting on it's tail?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:05 am

I think they make you pay extra for bleu cheese.

Did you feed the cats?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:31 am

I have to take a shower.

Do you know it's really hot today.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:09 am

Look, a chicken just crossed the road!

Do you watch soaps?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:19 am

My daughter just made lemon pudding.

Do you see the man in the moon?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:12 pm

Order now, get one FREE!

Should I donate my blood plasma?

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:31 pm

The sky looks clear off to the east.

Where did you get your new shoes?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:53 am

I left milk out for the tooth fairy.

What is your favorite candy bar?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:20 am

Bump!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:51 pm

BUMP!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:59 pm

RedGlitter;943847 wrote: I left milk out for the tooth fairy.

What is your favorite candy bar?

Sorry, I'm off to bed.

Will you join me in training to run a marathon?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:05 pm

You're not supposed to leave candles unattended.

Did you remember to buy laundry soap?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:57 pm

I saw a terrific movie tonight.

Do you want to go for a midnight swim?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:03 pm

Try using Scotch tape to pick up the cat hair.

Are we out of pizza rolls again?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:07 pm

I'm going to the beach tomorrow.

Have you studied for your science test?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:33 pm

That was *after* they strip searched me.

Can I borrow your beach towel?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:02 am

I really, really hate peas.

Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:28 am

Kathy Ellen;947071 wrote: I really, really hate peas.

Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?

These caramelised biscuits are divine when dunked in a cup of tea (or coffee).

Shall I go for a walk this afternoon, or just lounge around playing mumu and gardening (not at the same time)?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:30 am

I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.

Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:37 am

Kathy Ellen;947095 wrote: I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.

Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?

It's the Women's Freestyle on the Olympic coverage

Am I playing this game right?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:46 am

Yes because I'm painting it turquoise!

Is it raining where you are?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:49 am

My town is very quite this summer, but I like quiet.

Are you afraid of swimming with sharks?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:57 am

You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.

Do you dog-ear library books?

PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right.

:-6

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:36 am

RedGlitter;947124 wrote: You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.

Do you dog-ear library books?

PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right.

:-6

Only twice a month

When is Thanksgiving Day?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:48 am

I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.

Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:21 am

Kathy Ellen;947192 wrote: I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.

Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?

Far too complicated to talk about here

Is it Sunday today?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:32 am

theia;947220 wrote: Far too complicated to talk about here

Is it Sunday today?

Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.

Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:55 am

Betty Boop;947231 wrote: Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.

Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?

If it's a peaceful protest

Where are you going?

TheNewDG · Post by **TheNewDG** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:37 am

theia;947261 wrote: If it's a peaceful protest

Where are you going?

I have only had it three weeks.

Is that a mole?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:52 am

TheNewDG;947464 wrote: I have only had it three weeks.

Is that a mole?

Usually three at a time

Are you going anywhere special today?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:59 am

The storm is taking forever to get here.....it's been thundering for about 2 hours:-5

Should I wear my new bathing suit in the storm?

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:33 pm

I think it is a size 4.

Where are the restrooms here?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:13 pm

You can't do that unless you rosin up your bow first.

Would you like to see my new tattoo?

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:24 pm

Yes, just cream in mine.

How many fingers dew monkeys have?