The WTF? Question Answer Game
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I am shamelessly swiping this off another forum because I think it's really funny when it gets going.
The first person asks a question and the next person replies with an answer that makes no sense and then asks the next question.
For example:
First poster: "What is the color of a banana?"
Next Poster: "Of course those shoes look good on you!"
I'll get us started:
Have you seen my socket wrench?
The first person asks a question and the next person replies with an answer that makes no sense and then asks the next question.
For example:
First poster: "What is the color of a banana?"
Next Poster: "Of course those shoes look good on you!"
I'll get us started:
Have you seen my socket wrench?
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Just use the toilet brush.
Have you tried the raspberry Jell-O?
Have you tried the raspberry Jell-O?
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I left the keys on the piano
where are the lost souls?
where are the lost souls?
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Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
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RedGlitter;935155 wrote: Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
I'll have the soup too!
How's the weather today?
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
I'll have the soup too!
How's the weather today?
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Do you know I can count to 100!
Do you like cream in your coffee?
Do you like cream in your coffee?
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The popcorn comes with a free coupon!
Should I wear the blue jeans or the black pants?
Should I wear the blue jeans or the black pants?
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Care for a round of poker?
Do you play video poker?
Do you play video poker?
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I just got it cut!
Have you ever seen a horse fly up the lane and a dog sitting on it's tail?
Have you ever seen a horse fly up the lane and a dog sitting on it's tail?
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I think they make you pay extra for bleu cheese.
Did you feed the cats?
Did you feed the cats?
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I have to take a shower.
Do you know it's really hot today.
Do you know it's really hot today.
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Look, a chicken just crossed the road!
Do you watch soaps?
Do you watch soaps?
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My daughter just made lemon pudding.
Do you see the man in the moon?
Do you see the man in the moon?
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Order now, get one FREE!
Should I donate my blood plasma?
Should I donate my blood plasma?
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The sky looks clear off to the east.
Where did you get your new shoes?
Where did you get your new shoes?
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I left milk out for the tooth fairy.
What is your favorite candy bar?
What is your favorite candy bar?
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RedGlitter;943847 wrote: I left milk out for the tooth fairy.
What is your favorite candy bar?
Sorry, I'm off to bed.
Will you join me in training to run a marathon?
What is your favorite candy bar?
Sorry, I'm off to bed.
Will you join me in training to run a marathon?
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You're not supposed to leave candles unattended.
Did you remember to buy laundry soap?
Did you remember to buy laundry soap?
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I saw a terrific movie tonight.
Do you want to go for a midnight swim?
Do you want to go for a midnight swim?
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Try using Scotch tape to pick up the cat hair.
Are we out of pizza rolls again?
Are we out of pizza rolls again?
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I'm going to the beach tomorrow.
Have you studied for your science test?
Have you studied for your science test?
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That was *after* they strip searched me.
Can I borrow your beach towel?
Can I borrow your beach towel?
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I really, really hate peas.
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
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Kathy Ellen;947071 wrote: I really, really hate peas.
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
These caramelised biscuits are divine when dunked in a cup of tea (or coffee).
Shall I go for a walk this afternoon, or just lounge around playing mumu and gardening (not at the same time)?
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
These caramelised biscuits are divine when dunked in a cup of tea (or coffee).
Shall I go for a walk this afternoon, or just lounge around playing mumu and gardening (not at the same time)?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
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Kathy Ellen;947095 wrote: I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
It's the Women's Freestyle on the Olympic coverage
Am I playing this game right?
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
It's the Women's Freestyle on the Olympic coverage
Am I playing this game right?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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Yes because I'm painting it turquoise!
Is it raining where you are?
Is it raining where you are?
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My town is very quite this summer, but I like quiet.
Are you afraid of swimming with sharks?
Are you afraid of swimming with sharks?
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You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right. :-6
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right. :-6
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RedGlitter;947124 wrote: You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right. :-6
Only twice a month
When is Thanksgiving Day?
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right. :-6
Only twice a month
When is Thanksgiving Day?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
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Kathy Ellen;947192 wrote: I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
Far too complicated to talk about here
Is it Sunday today?
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
Far too complicated to talk about here
Is it Sunday today?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia;947220 wrote: Far too complicated to talk about here
Is it Sunday today?
Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
Is it Sunday today?
Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
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Betty Boop;947231 wrote: Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
If it's a peaceful protest
Where are you going?
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
If it's a peaceful protest
Where are you going?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia;947261 wrote: If it's a peaceful protest
Where are you going?
I have only had it three weeks.
Is that a mole?
Where are you going?
I have only had it three weeks.
Is that a mole?
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TheNewDG;947464 wrote: I have only had it three weeks.
Is that a mole?
Usually three at a time
Are you going anywhere special today?
Is that a mole?
Usually three at a time
Are you going anywhere special today?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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The storm is taking forever to get here.....it's been thundering for about 2 hours:-5
Should I wear my new bathing suit in the storm?
Should I wear my new bathing suit in the storm?
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I think it is a size 4.
Where are the restrooms here?
Where are the restrooms here?
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You can't do that unless you rosin up your bow first.
Would you like to see my new tattoo?
Would you like to see my new tattoo?
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Yes, just cream in mine.
How many fingers dew monkeys have?
How many fingers dew monkeys have?