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spot;886443 wrote: One coffee, double shot. Two croissants and a tub of chocolate dip to boost your sugar. You were out swimming in the lake with the Frog Prince again last night, weren't you. You've weed in your hair.



Here's the bacardi Wisey, I've made it in a long glass with cucumber and greenery - that looks like lettuce at the bottom - and a shot of Pimms, so it lasts a while. That'll be a shilling or a room number, depending on whether you were swimming last night. Here, let me take that weed from behind your ear.
I don't know how many dollars add up to a shilling nowadays but here is a ten spot, hope it covers it. Now I don't know if there was any swimming last night but there was some flopping around and I ended up wet.

RedGlitter;886449 wrote: Funny, Spot.:)

Can I be the eccentric pub patron? If YZGI is the friendly drunk, I'd like to be the crazy karaoke lady who sits in the corner doing needlepoint in between domino games.:D

May i have a bottle of the champagne of your choice please?
:wah::wah: Please tell me you're not going to sing "Somewhere over the rainbow" again..:wah:
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YZGI;886787 wrote:

:wah::wah: Please tell me you're not going to sing "Somewhere over the rainbow" again..:wah:


Haha! :wah: Well, I was thinking of singing "Feelings."

Wo wo wo....feelings....wo wo wo....feelings of loooove...

Or maybe you'd like to help me out with "Afternoon Delight?" We could duet! :D
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RedGlitter;886797 wrote: Haha! :wah: Well, I was thinking of singing "Feelings."



Wo wo wo....feelings....wo wo wo....feelings of loooove...



Or maybe you'd like to help me out with "Afternoon Delight?" We could duet! :D
Oh please, I'm begging you NO MORE FEELINGS and don't even think about any Manilow songs..:wah:
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YZGI..............I don't know how many dollars add up to a shilling nowadays but here is a ten spot, hope it covers it. Now I don't know if there was any swimming last night but there was some flopping around and I ended up wet.

:wah:I'm not eveing going to touch that one.

BTW, are you the one responsible for our new sign

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Cow Patty;886816 wrote: YZGI..............I don't know how many dollars add up to a shilling nowadays but here is a ten spot, hope it covers it. Now I don't know if there was any swimming last night but there was some flopping around and I ended up wet.



:wah:I'm not eveing going to touch that one.



BTW, are you the one responsible for our new sign


I'll drink to that...:D
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YZGI;886810 wrote: Oh please, I'm begging you NO MORE FEELINGS and don't even think about any Manilow songs..:wah:


"....Oh Mandy....well you came and you gave without taking...and I sent you away, oh Mandy....."

:wah:

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RedGlitter;886833 wrote:

"....Oh Mandy....well you came and you gave without taking...and I sent you away, oh Mandy....."

:wah:




:wah: Red, can I hear Copacabana next please.



YZGI, feel free to sing back up :wah:
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Cow Patty;886852 wrote: :wah: Red, can I hear Copacabana next please.



YZGI, feel free to sing back up :wah:


"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

She would merengue and do the cha-cha...."

:D

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Trunk Monkey;886773 wrote: TM will be joing the band playing harmonica. Cow Patty will be playing bells. We are called The G-Spot Band. We are a funky 70's band but can also do some rocking country music as well. We are looking for a singer, a piano player, and a drummer. Any one interested in joing the band, please let us know.:guitarist


I can cover for vocals and keys for now, until we get a proper permanent replacement for one of those positions... or was I on guitar? I'm flexible. :wah:


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G-man;886883 wrote: I can cover for vocals and keys for now, until we get a proper permanent replacement for one of those positions... or was I on guitar? I'm flexible. :wah:


I think you were on guitar but if we get the crowd drunk enough I don't think they'll notice :wah: Maybe we could set up a CD player somehwere and fake it :wah: Heck, that's why were called the G-Spot Band....right.
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Actually, the piano is one of those Yamaha Disclavier player pianos... I suppose somebody could sit behind it and pretend like they're playing, though. They could even do some crazy Jerry Lee Lewis type of antics on it. I wouldn't recommend that for Manilow songs, though. :wah:


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RedGlitter;886861 wrote: "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

She would merengue and do the cha-cha...."



:D


Spot!!!!

Quick, get in here...



A Manilow bar never lasts..
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YZGI;886955 wrote: Spot!!!!

Quick, get in here...



A Manilow bar never lasts..


Which is a good thing:wah:
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YZGI;886955 wrote: Spot!!!!

Quick, get in here...



A Manilow bar never lasts..


Don't worry ZYGI I am the booking band agent here and that is never going to happen. I am taking requests for bands people would like me to book. In the meantime, the G-Spot Band is just a local talent band until I can book the bands on the request list. Go for it....what band would you like me to try and book?
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Trunk Monkey;886965 wrote: Don't worry ZYGI I am the booking band agent here and that is never going to happen. I am taking requests for bands people would like me to book. In the meantime, the G-Spot Band is just a local talent band until I can book the bands on the request list. Go for it....what band would you like me to try and book?
Lets start with CCR..
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RedGlitter;886861 wrote: "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

She would merengue and do the cha-cha...."

:D




Thanks RG.

G-man;886954 wrote: Actually, the piano is one of those Yamaha Disclavier player pianos... I suppose somebody could sit behind it and pretend like they're playing, though. They could even do some crazy Jerry Lee Lewis type of antics on it. I wouldn't recommend that for Manilow songs, though. :wah:


You mean like this G-man

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YZGI;886979 wrote: Lets start with CCR..


Okay I'll call their agent. In the meantime I need a drink. What are you having YZGI?
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Trunk Monkey;886981 wrote: Okay I'll call their agent. In the meantime I need a drink. What are you having YZGI?


Don't you know the local drunk will drink anything:D
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Cow Patty;887000 wrote: Don't you know the local drunk will drink anything:D


That's not nice CP :wah: He's as you remember a nice local drunk. Do you think he would drink a glass of milk :wah:
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Trunk Monkey;886981 wrote: Okay I'll call their agent. In the meantime I need a drink. What are you having YZGI?


Cow Patty;887000 wrote: Don't you know the local drunk will drink anything:D


Trunk Monkey;887005 wrote: That's not nice CP :wah: He's as you remember a nice local drunk. Do you think he would drink a glass of milk :wah:
Ha ha!!:wah: Lay a beer on me its too early for rum..
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Trunk Monkey;887005 wrote: That's not nice CP :wah: He's as you remember a nice local drunk. Do you think he would drink a glass of milk :wah:


I said he'd drink anything didn't I.....:D

One beer coming right up YZGI. Its my own speical brew.:wah:

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Looks like we found our piano "player". :wah:


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G-man;887016 wrote: Looks like we found our piano "player". :wah:


I just hope everyone knows 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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Bye Folks. See everyone again tomorrow:)
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Hello Everyone :guitarist
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Hello Gang. Looks like TM and I are the only ones here this morning.
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I made sandwiches. Please just help yourself.
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Thanks TM, just in time for lunch...yummmmm....
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Morning all just stopping in for lunch then off to my Niece's High School Graduation. ;)
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Carla.....Enjoy the sandwiches TM left. Congrats to your niece!
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You'll excuse my being so late today, a little bother down at the pheasant shoot. Lost another beater, had to commiserate with his children. Well, his grandchildren more so, they were quite upset and there was a shocking amount of blood this time. We insist on the beaters wearing their traditional tweed but it doesn't show up particularly clearly against the fern bank. Well, when the bank's not awash with crimson.

The collecting bowl in the Public's for The South West Counties Deserving Widows And Orphans Fund for the rest of the week.
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I think I will have a Long Island Iced Tea about now.
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The G-Spot Band will start off with this song (suggested by Cow Patty) :

Brass Monkey (Beastie Boys)

(Chourus)

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey

Brass Monkey - junkie

That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel

Put your left leg down - your right leg up

Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup

M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us

Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.

Double R. foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

This ought to get this place moving and people drinking ;)
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Not a bad start from the band - a pint all round? Would that help?

I wonder whether I could give you a taste of my own variant of the Long Island Iced Tea, ducks? It takes measures of tequila, rum, gin and cointreau as its base but the extender is a shaken mix of one measure fresh-squeezed lemon with two measures of a wonderful Polish honey vodka called Old Krupnik. I prefer to serve on ice with an iced bottle of coca cola for you to choose your own balance, I hate to guess how wet people like it. I've seen it enjoyed with no coke at all.
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Hello! Doesn't seem to be anyone here right now. I'll just stop back later :guitarist
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*Red stumbles in half awake, takes her usual seat in the corner and whips out her needlepoint.*

Anybody here?
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RedGlitter;888708 wrote: *Red stumbles in half awake, takes her usual seat in the corner and whips out her needlepoint.*

Anybody here?


Good afternoon Red, yes having a nice Long Island Iced Tea. Care for one?:p And what are you making with your needlepoint.
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qsducks;888710 wrote: Good afternoon Red, yes having a nice Long Island Iced Tea. Care for one?:p And what are you making with your needlepoint.


Hi Ducks!

I am stitching a sign featuring The Friendship's date of establishment for Spot. I thought it might look nice someplace on the wall. :)
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RedGlitter;888737 wrote: Hi Ducks!

I am stitching a sign featuring The Friendship's date of establishment for Spot. I thought it might look nice someplace on the wall. :)


Praps we can hang it on the wall to the entrance?
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Trunk Monkey;887951 wrote: The G-Spot Band will start off with this song (suggested by Cow Patty) :

Brass Monkey (Beastie Boys)

(Chourus)

Trunk Monkey - that funky Monkey

Trunk Monkey - junkie

That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel

Put your left leg down - your right leg up

Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup

M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us

Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.

Double R. foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

This ought to get this place moving and people drinking ;)


... course I substituted "Trunk" for "brass" a time or two... I don't believe anyone caught the error, though... :wah:


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Good Morning~
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Morning Cow Patty and a lovely one it is. :-6:-6 I'm in need of some strong coffee spent yesterday follow "Tiger Woods" around Torrey Pines Golf Course as I had Sunday ticket to the US Open, boy am I exhausted. Walking 18 holes is work I don't know how they do that every day. :p
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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CARLA;890710 wrote: Morning Cow Patty and a lovely one it is. :-6:-6 I'm in need of some strong coffee spent yesterday follow "Tiger Woods" around Torrey Pines Golf Course as I had Sunday ticket to the US Open, boy am I exhausted. Walking 18 holes is work I don't know how they do that every day. :p


Hi, Carla! That is so cool and I watched it on tv. Can't imagine walking all 18 holes.

I got some coffee for you If you need something to eat, just let me know :-6
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Do you water down the vodka round here? I like to hear the lid crack ;)
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buttercup;890724 wrote: Do you water down the vodka round here? I like to hear the lid crack ;)


We sure don't. Take your pick and listen to the lid crack for yourself :wah:
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Thanks TM great coffee, boy could I ever use something to eat. :D Then I might head over to the pool to soak my weary feet. ;)

[QUOTE]Hi, Carla! That is so cool and I watched it on tv. Can't imagine walking all 18 holes.

I got some coffee for you If you need something to eat, just let me know [/QUOTE]
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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Trunk Monkey;890753 wrote: We sure don't. Take your pick and listen to the lid crack for yourself :wah:


Oh any of the above will do, i'm easy :D





or is that just what the boys say :thinking:
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CARLA;890762 wrote: Thanks TM great coffee, boy could I ever use something to eat. :D Then I might head over to the pool to soak my weary feet. ;)


What can I get you to eat Carla?
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buttercup;890770 wrote: Oh any of the above will do, i'm easy :D





or is that just what the boys say :thinking:


:wah: You pick and I'll get you a glass. Please don't ask me for a straw because I don't know where they are.
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Awww just throw a shot of each in a jug with some ice & juice of any description, a few straws (i'll provide) & some folks willing to party :D



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