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Before Sunset;877427 wrote: Tuesdays after they had . . .
...made their home-made potato chips Monday night , which they would sell by the bag on Wednesdays at.......................
...made their home-made potato chips Monday night , which they would sell by the bag on Wednesdays at.......................
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Before Sunset;877560 wrote: the local swap meet where it often would happen that . . .
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townspeople would gather 'round bowling with sour milk cheese kurds just like...
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townspeople would gather 'round bowling with sour milk cheese kurds just like...
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The tornado blew thier Arses off the Hay Ride that took them .......
Why are we called Stay at Home Moms,,When we are always driving Somewhere!!
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to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory which was....
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Trunk Monkey;878678 wrote: to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory which was....
...coincidently having a fire drill at the time, so all the employees were in the parking lot waiting for the all-clear siren, when...................
...coincidently having a fire drill at the time, so all the employees were in the parking lot waiting for the all-clear siren, when...................
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Idgie;878858 wrote: all of a sudden, the sky opened up with down pouring rain that..........
would not stop so AFTR had to make a run for the............
would not stop so AFTR had to make a run for the............
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Trunk Monkey;878874 wrote: but it was to late and she had to....
...just sit in her car and laugh til she cried with the rain pouring on her head. Suddenly, the chocolate factory workers rallied together and came to her rescue by......................
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...just sit in her car and laugh til she cried with the rain pouring on her head. Suddenly, the chocolate factory workers rallied together and came to her rescue by......................
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Before Sunset;878979 wrote: bringing her an umbrella and a hot cup of tea, which she thought was very sweet until . . .
...everyone could suddenly hear that terrible freight-train rumble of an impending tornado, so AFTR and all the Willy Wonka workers (:wah:) started to run to............
...everyone could suddenly hear that terrible freight-train rumble of an impending tornado, so AFTR and all the Willy Wonka workers (:wah:) started to run to............
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Before Sunset;880074 wrote: basket of fish and chips without coleslaw (cuz apparently that's disgusting:wah:) and an ice cold beer to be followed with . . .
...more coleslaw, because AFTR loves fresh coleslaw, especially when served with...........

...more coleslaw, because AFTR loves fresh coleslaw, especially when served with...........

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ran 3 miles because the cole slaw was laced with an ingredient that gives you ...........
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Trunk Monkey;881056 wrote: could fly and didn't need.....
...wings, so AFTR jumped up and up and starting soaring over.............
...wings, so AFTR jumped up and up and starting soaring over.............
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along-for-the-ride;881089 wrote: ...wings, so AFTR jumped up and up and starting soaring over.............
the Atlantic ocean at 5623 miles per hour all the while feeling kinda
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a jetliner's drip drip drip of fuel on her gorgeous nonexistent wings, she tried to preen, alas...
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Before Sunset;881238 wrote: it was no good and to make matters worse, she could see the pilot laughing his flippin' head off inside the cockpit, which . . .
attracted the notice of the copilot who said nonchalantly, "Sabrina the gas gage is lookin' pretty empty, maybe our fuelimeter is"...
attracted the notice of the copilot who said nonchalantly, "Sabrina the gas gage is lookin' pretty empty, maybe our fuelimeter is"...
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Trunk Monkey;881546 wrote: fasten your seat belt this is going to......
.....be a bumpy night because..........
.....be a bumpy night because..........
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some one ate 2 servings of baked beans and forgot to take their.........
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has to stop every 10 minutes for a...............
has to stop every 10 minutes for a...............
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Mister Smith;883134 wrote: create a giant parachute. He was reaching for his next blanket when the pilot announced from the speakers, "...
" We are now experiencing extreme turbulence. Please put your seats in an upright postion and have your cash or credit card ready. We must now charge you for use of the airbags and seat-belts. So all the passengers..........."

" We are now experiencing extreme turbulence. Please put your seats in an upright postion and have your cash or credit card ready. We must now charge you for use of the airbags and seat-belts. So all the passengers..........."

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Before Sunset;883301 wrote: cut their credit cards in half (as a demonstration of protest) and decided that now was as good a time to die as any; the flight attendant was so shocked that she . . .
handed out free margarita's to all the deaf passengers.................
handed out free margarita's to all the deaf passengers.................