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Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:01 pm

sour cream and onion dip they served on....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:51 pm

Before Sunset;877427 wrote: Tuesdays after they had . . .

...made their home-made potato chips Monday night , which they would sell by the bag on Wednesdays at.......................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:27 pm

Before Sunset;877560 wrote: the local swap meet where it often would happen that . . .

(who were we talking about again?)

townspeople would gather 'round bowling with sour milk cheese kurds just like...

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Sat May 31, 2008 5:34 am

The tornado blew thier Arses off the Hay Ride that took them .......

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:55 am

to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory which was....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:43 am

Trunk Monkey;878678 wrote: to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory which was....

...coincidently having a fire drill at the time, so all the employees were in the parking lot waiting for the all-clear siren, when...................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 am

Idgie;878858 wrote: all of a sudden, the sky opened up with down pouring rain that..........

would not stop so AFTR had to make a run for the............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:37 am

but it was to late and she had to....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:34 pm

Trunk Monkey;878874 wrote: but it was to late and she had to....

...just sit in her car and laugh til she cried with the rain pouring on her head. Suddenly, the chocolate factory workers rallied together and came to her rescue by......................

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along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 31, 2008 3:28 pm

Before Sunset;878979 wrote: bringing her an umbrella and a hot cup of tea, which she thought was very sweet until . . .

...everyone could suddenly hear that terrible freight-train rumble of an impending tornado, so AFTR and all the Willy Wonka workers (:wah:) started to run to............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:13 am

The Pub Nutters Inn where they could....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:04 am

pull up a seat at the bar and order a..........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:40 pm

Before Sunset;880074 wrote: basket of fish and chips without coleslaw (cuz apparently that's disgusting:wah:) and an ice cold beer to be followed with . . .

...more coleslaw, because AFTR loves fresh coleslaw, especially when served with...........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:36 am

ran 3 miles because the cole slaw was laced with an ingredient that gives you ...........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:44 pm

could fly and didn't need.....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:44 pm

Trunk Monkey;881056 wrote: could fly and didn't need.....

...wings, so AFTR jumped up and up and starting soaring over.............

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:33 pm

along-for-the-ride;881089 wrote: ...wings, so AFTR jumped up and up and starting soaring over.............

the Atlantic ocean at 5623 miles per hour all the while feeling kinda

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:09 pm

a jetliner's drip drip drip of fuel on her gorgeous nonexistent wings, she tried to preen, alas...

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:31 pm

Before Sunset;881238 wrote: it was no good and to make matters worse, she could see the pilot laughing his flippin' head off inside the cockpit, which . . .

attracted the notice of the copilot who said nonchalantly, "Sabrina the gas gage is lookin' pretty empty, maybe our fuelimeter is"...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:43 am

fasten your seat belt this is going to......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:49 pm

Trunk Monkey;881546 wrote: fasten your seat belt this is going to......

.....be a bumpy night because..........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:51 am

some one ate 2 servings of baked beans and forgot to take their.........

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:54 pm

medication, and you know what happens when she forgets her medication, she ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:28 am

**Welcome Mister Smith**

has to stop every 10 minutes for a...............

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:15 am

**Hiya Cow Patty**

glass of wine, and that has been known to cause ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:22 am

a huge line at the bathroom because all the ladies want to look into the mirror to see if they have.......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:34 am

any new wrinkles. One such lady went in and discovered ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:06 pm

a huge bugger hanging out of her nose and......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:35 pm

finding a pair of tweezers in her purse, she expertly ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:38 pm

plucked it and put in on the...

:-6 Hello and welcome :-6

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:47 pm

toilet seat. Suddenly there was a jolt as the plane ...

:) Heya Trunk Monkey

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:50 pm

lost an engine and the wings started to.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:01 pm

shake. Mr King in seat 21A had an idea. He ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:03 pm

started to tie knots in all the blankets in hopes to...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:09 pm

create a giant parachute. He was reaching for his next blanket when the pilot announced from the speakers, "...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:30 pm

Mister Smith;883134 wrote: create a giant parachute. He was reaching for his next blanket when the pilot announced from the speakers, "...

" We are now experiencing extreme turbulence. Please put your seats in an upright postion and have your cash or credit card ready. We must now charge you for use of the airbags and seat-belts. So all the passengers..........."

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:03 pm

Before Sunset;883301 wrote: cut their credit cards in half (as a demonstration of protest) and decided that now was as good a time to die as any; the flight attendant was so shocked that she . . .

handed out free margarita's to all the deaf passengers.................