Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me.""So you're 96," the undertaker commented.She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
:wah: Bobby
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Hurts To Get Old
Thats funny!
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:wah:Thanks for sharing that................loved it:wah::wah:
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Ahhhhh yes, BH,
Getting old really hurts...this is how I feel right now after eating too many "fruit gushers" before we cooked dinner.
This is how I feel right now before I have to eat "real food." Now I have to go and eat dinner soon:(
Getting old really hurts...this is how I feel right now after eating too many "fruit gushers" before we cooked dinner.
This is how I feel right now before I have to eat "real food." Now I have to go and eat dinner soon:(
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It's kind of frustrating that our outer selves have to age, when inside we still want to dance, to skip stones on a pond, eat a spicy slice of pizza, play hopscoth on the sidewalk, make love til dawn.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Nothing about the process is pretty.. :wah:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker.:-3
Bobby
as your coffee maker.:-3
Bobby