Hurts To Get Old

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BHughesNC
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Post by BHughesNC »

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me.""So you're 96," the undertaker commented.She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"



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Post by moonpie »

Thats funny!
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Post by Carolly »

:wah:Thanks for sharing that................loved it:wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Post by Kathy Ellen »

Ahhhhh yes, BH,

Getting old really hurts...this is how I feel right now after eating too many "fruit gushers" before we cooked dinner.

This is how I feel right now before I have to eat "real food." Now I have to go and eat dinner soon:(

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along-for-the-ride
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

It's kind of frustrating that our outer selves have to age, when inside we still want to dance, to skip stones on a pond, eat a spicy slice of pizza, play hopscoth on the sidewalk, make love til dawn.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Post by CARLA »

Nothing about the process is pretty.. :wah:
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

BHughesNC
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Post by BHughesNC »

It's scary when you start making the same noises

as your coffee maker.:-3




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