Friends Of Carol Part 1

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:09 pm

G#Gill;756541 wrote: I'll say night night and sleep well to ALL my good friends, and I'll leave you with a little bit of Jasper Carrott and his version of Magic Roundabout

Our Aussie and American friends may not have heard of Magic Roundabout, for which I apologise, as it won't mean much to you !

Sleep well,catch you tomorrow:-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:52 pm

Can anybody tell me why Ive just played my second game with Chez in a tornamount Blackjack Solitare and only my scores that I got in the first round are showing and I have played both games...........whats going on?????

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:55 pm

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kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:15 pm

G#Gill;756534 wrote: As nobody seems to have noticed my little joke, I've repeated it for you :-1

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl love it Gill

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:16 pm

Carolly;756552 wrote: Can anybody tell me why Ive just played my second game with Chez in a tornamount Blackjack Solitare and only my scores that I got in the first round are showing and I have played both games...........whats going on?????

WELL I PLAYED A GAME IN THE TOURNEY...I DID MY FIRST ONE CAME BACK TO DO THE SECOND AND IT SAID I ALREADY DONE IT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:18 pm

Hi Donna...see You Peeking In....hows Things, Havent Seen You On For Awhile

Donna02 · Post by **Donna02** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:23 pm

Hello to everyone and a Happy New Year,

I know it's a wee bit late but i've been having such a wonderful time, and we only got back from our holiday on Tuesday.

Anyways everything back to normal now booooo hoooo. I hope you all have had a wonderful Christmas and i wish you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. I 'm sorry if my spelling or grammar is not as it should be, but i'm feeling a little bit tiddly.... one or two too many glasses of wine i'm afraid .............lol.

My love to you all now i'm going to read all the gossip

Love Donna xxxxxxxxx

Donna02 · Post by **Donna02** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:25 pm

kayleneaussie;756570 wrote: Hi Donna...see You Peeking In....hows Things, Havent Seen You On For Awhile

Hello Kaylene nice to see you, i am doing just swell, and i hope all is well for you.

Love Donna xxxxxx

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:46 pm

Well just got back from dropping Latesha off to her respite carer. Not happy with the placement:( Going to be hard to enjoy myself

I will just have to get drunk every day so I can sleep at night

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:49 pm

Just thought

I probably wont sleep tonight worrying about Latesha so will probably bump into some of you on the net

as long as its not Carol:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:-4

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:27 am

mrsK;756516 wrote: This is not intended to harm blondes in any way.

it is just a joke

A Blonde's Year in Review …

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water-skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm......

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October

Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"

Button on the stupid phone!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde

female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,

opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,

marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

Carolly;756526 wrote: Hi Kinks me lovely mate heres somefing for you:wah:;)..............My prayer at night - :

Now I lay me.. Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep

Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

G#Gill;756534 wrote: As nobody seems to have noticed my little joke, I've repeated it for you

Loved those jokes :wah: i missed that one first time round Gill, glad you posted it again

kayleneaussie;756631 wrote: Well just got back from dropping Latesha off to her respite carer. Not happy with the placement:( Going to be hard to enjoy myself

Oh no chick......what's wrong with the placement?

I will just have to get drunk every day so I can sleep at night

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:07 am

Donna02;756571 wrote: Hello to everyone and a Happy New Year,

I know it's a wee bit late but i've been having such a wonderful time, and we only got back from our holiday on Tuesday.

Anyways everything back to normal now booooo hoooo. I hope you all have had a wonderful Christmas and i wish you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. I 'm sorry if my spelling or grammar is not as it should be, but i'm feeling a little bit tiddly.... one or two too many glasses of wine i'm afraid .............lol.

My love to you all now i'm going to read all the gossip

Love Donna xxxxxxxxxSHES BACK...........LOCK UP YER SONS :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)Great to have you back babe and A very Happy New Year to you both there:)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:57 am

kayleneaussie;756631 wrote: Well just got back from dropping Latesha off to her respite carer. Not happy with the placement:( Going to be hard to enjoy myself

I will just have to get drunk every day so I can sleep at night Er.................so whats new????:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes:;);)HI EVERYONE!!!!XXXXX

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:07 am

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:

'He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?' :wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:25 am

Hello everybody - hope those in the UK can see through the fog !

Kay, sorry you don't seem happy at where Latesha will be spending her two weeks, but you could always voice your concerns with the foster care organisation so they can keep an eye on things.

Donna !!!!!! welcome back me little colleen

Hi Kinks, thanks - at least it was clean :wah:

Hi Carol ! Hope you and Chris are OK, I enjoyed your jokes Mrs.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:29 am

Hi All !! And yes, Carolly, on the four blokes. Way to go!! But five is better.

One for the money

Two for romance

Three for adventure in faraway places

Four for passionate romps

Five for intelligent conversation

As fer you MrsK - notwithstanding your disclaimer - I ressemble your unfortunate remarks relating to the golden hue of my tresses... this may be a different thread, but it's still about ME, isn't it?!!!!

And what's wrong with this one anyway?????

June

Tried to go water-skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:54 am

G#Gill;756673 wrote: Hello everybody - hope those in the UK can see through the fog !

Hi Kinks, thanks - at least it was clean :wah:

Hi Carol ! Hope you and Chris are OK, I enjoyed your jokes Mrs.

What bleedin fog????:wah:By the way I actually did have a cross betwen a pek and a shitzu......I called her my little Pigshit:wah::wah:;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:22 am

:wah::wah::wah:I beat Chez in a tornamount:rolleyes::p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:50 am

WELL DONE CAROL !!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:41 am

[/QUOTE]:wah::wah::wah:Blimey that was 40 years ago........:rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:19 am

[QUOTE=Carolly;756708]:wah::wah::wah:I beat Chez in a tornamount

YOU MUST OF CHEATED:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:26 am

kayleneaussie;756817 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;756708]I beat Chez in a tornamount

YOU MUST OF CHEATED:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflSHUT IT!!!!!:-5I have to go out now mate but if I miss you next time Im here have a great time and Im gonna miss you tart....................oh I hate being nice to you grrrrrrr:rolleyes:;)You take care ok

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:39 am

Have a nice time Carol, dirty stop out !! Ere it's pissin it down in our area, and could turn to snow tonight !!!:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:42 am

G#Gill;756824 wrote: Have a nice time Carol, dirty stop out !! Ere it's pissin it down in our area, and could turn to snow tonight !!!:-5Best put yer winter drawers on mate:wah:;)

Right Im away>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:driving:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:04 am

Gill What Happened To You On Msn....one Minute We Are Talken The Next Poofffffffffff You Are Gone :-1

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:10 am

[QUOTE=Carolly;756820][QUOTE=kayleneaussie;756817]SHUT ITI have to go out now mate but if I miss you next time Im here have a great time and Im gonna miss you tart....................oh I hate being nice to you grrrrrrr:You take care ok ;

I LUV IT WHEN YA HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME :p

WILL MISS YA ALL >>>>>>BUT I WILL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK:-4

THINKING OF JOAN AND TONY :-4

NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO GET THE GROG PACKED :yh_dance:yh_party:yh_bye

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:49 pm

Kay I just don't know what happened matey !!! I thought you had to go and attend to a small person, so I never queried it !!

Anyway, just in case you have time to check on here before you go, have a super holiday and come back refreshed and safe Mrs. :-6

:-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:25 pm

Hi Ladies

Well done on the tourny will Carolly...Enjoy the glory, it may be yer last :wah:

Hope you dont get too much sleet n snow Gill, my mates in Dudley and its wicked there..

Have a great holiday Kay hun,

Love you all

Chezzie

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G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:54 pm

Hiya Pam, sorry I didn't say hello earlier, hope you're OK !

Chezzie, no snow in Nottinghamshire yet, and I'm not going to hold my breath

Hi MrsK, noticed you peeking :wah: Hope you're feeling a bit better

Joan, Tony and little Sophie - hope things aren't too bad, and you're keeping warm

Night night and sleep well to ALL my friends

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:18 pm

Hi Guys......well the dirty stop out is home:wah:Tonight I sung for the first time in about 8 weeks. I would say my voice is back 75% so I was careful what I sung.I only did 3.....Move over Darling....Sailor and Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow.......needless to say everyone went mad and told me how good I was..........oh life can be so tiresome:wah::wah: ere mind you guess what.......some people were in who now live in Cyprus and want me to go over there to sing as thats what he does and he used to have a club and sings himself and knows loadssss of people in the hotels etc........Chris told em I wont fly:rolleyes:.......they still gave me their number etc if ever I change my mind.Ere me an Kinks together................how can I lead that poor girl astray.............na I better not go:;)....CHEZ BABY I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID GRRRRRRRRRR....COME AN GET ME HUN:p.Hope Everyone is okxxxxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:44 am

Morning Campersxxx Oh well another day.Dont look to bad out there but I decided not to work for reasons only known to me;) .The vvvvvvvvvvpv site is shuting on Monday for 6 weeks.Gonna ring up later and ave a go at em.The plot we have is in a great part.......we have no vans infront or at the sides and the garden is great...................just one problem...........it floods there.....mind you I aint talking a rowing boat job lol just enough to cause agg for you and the dogs have hassle going out.Also its like a building site there and has been for a year now as they are doing alot.The fing is they keep putting their earth near us and everyone tells me that one day it will be the best pitch on the site but that dont help me now does it ffs:-5For those that aint seen me posh van heres some pictures..........the only one with a chandalier cause remember Im dead bleedin posh me:wah::rolleyes:;):p

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kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:50 am

Carolly;757002 wrote: Hi Guys......well the dirty stop out is home:wah:Tonight I sung for the first time in about 8 weeks. I would say my voice is back 75% so I was careful what I sung.I only did 3.....Move over Darling....Sailor and Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow.......needless to say everyone went mad and told me how good I was..........oh life can be so tiresome:wah: ere mind you guess what.......some people were in who now live in Cyprus and want me to go over there to sing as thats what he does and he used to have a club and sings himself and knows loadssss of people in the hotels etc........Chris told em I wont fly:rolleyes:.......they still gave me their number etc if ever I change my mind.Ere me an Kinks together................how can I lead that poor girl astray.............na I better not go....CHEZ BABY I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID GRRRRRRRRRR....COME AN GET ME HUN:p.Hope Everyone is okxxxxx

Hey Carol, that would be great, if you change your mind.....you could lead me astray......it would be fun :wah:

Glad to hear that you're back singing......if you say that your voice is back to 75% then i would love to hear it at 100% :-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:06 am

kinks;757073 wrote: Hey Carol, that would be great, if you change your mind.....you could lead me astray......it would be fun

Glad to hear that you're back singing......if you say that your voice is back to 75% then i would love to hear it at 100% Hi babesxxAs soon as my voice is back to normal I am going to do another CD so then you will know:wah:;),Actually it was quite funny really......I forgot I actually did 4 songs last night and the other one was The Rose and because my voice is not normal yet when I sing I can make it go croaky if I want to and at parts of that song I did and afterwards a girl came upto me crying and said.....You have made me cry because of the emotion you put into that song...........I mean how could I tell her I was having trouble singing as me voice wernt A1 yet and that was the reason:wah:schhhhhhh dont tell her:rolleyes:;).Oh those people lived in the North of Cyprus by the way.Ere she told me she pays £35 a year council tax and its so cheap to live there...........not like this flipping country where you have to get a bleedin overdraft out to buy a litre of petrol!!:-5Hope yer ok babexxxx

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:08 am

Morning Foc'ers

Sounds like you had a great night Carol, you sound dead happy {{hugs}}

Im off out up town with my girls in a bit then back home.

Cya all laterz xxxxxxxx

p.s. i got the dreaded monthly bellyache and im naggy, good job hubby is working, he says I go in the kitchen like an angel and walk out as the anti-christ:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:16 am

Ahhhhh bless an fanks for the hugs Chezzie Baby;)Im going out now to North Weald the biggest market in Essex...thought Id ave a look round.....oh well I better sort meself out:rolleyes:......so hope you all have a nice day or evening whatever see you later guysxxxx:)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:52 am

Hi Carol, Kinks, Chezzie and everybody, have a good day doing whatever you plan today. It rained here most of yesterday, then the temperature dropped overnight, and there was black ice on the roads this morning and people were having accidents all over the place - probably a case of driving too close to each other and going a little too quickly ! When will they learn ? It is sunny at the moment, but scheduled to rain again later on. Here endeth the weather forecast :wah:

I'm going to be busy again today, but will try to pop in from time to time.

;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:38 am

Hiyasxxx Well I went to North Weald.......Chris got ripped off I reckon.....he bought a hot dog and a soft pork roll............bleedin 6 quid ffs.The roll was £3.50...I went mad:-5..wanted to kill em:-5but he wouldnt let me:rolleyes:The robbing gits grrrrrrr.Other than that I quite enjoyed it there.the people who run it run the market I left...............also greedy gits. They charge there £5 a foot and some of those stalls holders are being charged....£200300 a day or even more.The stall holders were moaning about how quiet it was......this is called the kipper season and thats why I dont mind I have taken the time off.We went after to see Chris's sister.She has met a nice guy on the internet on a dating site.Hope it works out for her.Going out again tonight....karioke ....dunno where yet as theres quite a few round here.Hope Everyone is ok and having a good weekend;)xxxxxx

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:01 pm

Hey people, where are you all?....there's nearly always a new post everytime i flick a page....what's going on

:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:07 pm

I'm so tired, I'm just going to have my supper, watch a bit of TV then I'm going to bed. Got lots to do tomorrow, so may not be on. So have a lovely weekend all of you.

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:12 pm

G#Gill;757221 wrote:

I'm so tired, I'm just going to have my supper, watch a bit of TV then I'm going to bed. Got lots to do tomorrow, so may not be on. So have a lovely weekend all of you.

Hope you have a good sleep Gill.....come back all bright eyed and bushy tailed

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:22 pm

kinks;757222 wrote: Hope you have a good sleep Gill.....come back all bright eyed and bushy tailed :)Ahhhh hi babe.....I was gonna go out tonight but I want to watch something on the tele instead........hope to chat on meebo Kinks as Im not on my own pc;)xxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:23 pm

G#Gill;757221 wrote:

I'm so tired, I'm just going to have my supper, watch a bit of TV then I'm going to bed. Got lots to do tomorrow, so may not be on. So have a lovely weekend all of you.

Nite Gillxxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:47 pm

Gill I went on Meebo to talk but you wernt showing online........talk soonxxx

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:26 pm

Morning.

The sky is blue,the birds are singing,my bird is talking.

The neighbours cat has been for a visit.

My husband has gone to golf.

Our grandson is asleep.

I slept with no pain last night.

All is well in our part of the world,hope it is the same in yours.

Have a good one:-4:-6

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:21 pm

mrsK;757257 wrote: Morning.

The sky is blue,the birds are singing,my bird is talking.

The neighbours cat has been for a visit.

My husband has gone to golf.

Our grandson is asleep.

I slept with no pain last night.

All is well in our part of the world,hope it is the same in yours.

Have a good one:-4:-6 hi mrs k chris here carol askes me to say hi.shes glad you were free of pain last night,i have posted 2 slang posts on your ossy thread hope u find them of interest,i will do more as i think of them cheers

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:01 pm

hoxtonchris;757292 wrote: hi mrs k chris here carol askes me to say hi.shes glad you were free of pain last night,i have posted 2 slang posts on your ossy thread hope u find them of interest,i will do more as i think of them cheers

G'Day Carol.

Had a fantastic sleep last night.I am on the mend.Thanks:-4:-6

Read the post Chris ,keep adding I like the reason's for the words.:-6

Donna02 · Post by **Donna02** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:03 pm

Oh well here i am again all on my own.

And Carol dear what do you mean " Lock up your sons?"

I must be losing my touch it used to be sons, husbands, uncles, brothers, seriously though Carol who is that handsome hunk holding you up? .................. lol.

Now i'd better go and hide cos i think Carol is going to be gunning for me.......pmsl.

Love to all Donna xxxxxxxx

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:26 pm

Hi Donna !!!

On the blissful subject of younger men.... :sneaky: ... I was doing an aquarobics class on Friday morning when the local footie team boys arrived for a water training session. Yup, it's summer here, and cricket season, but the football warriors have to keep in form!!! And what form they had... SWOOON. Not too far in age from my son, one of my co-exercisers told me. So?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stone the Bloody Crows - I'm not RELATED to this lot of hunks!!!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:53 am

Donna02;757344 wrote: Oh well here i am again all on my own.

And Carol dear what do you mean " Lock up your sons?"

I must be losing my touch it used to be sons, husbands, uncles, brothers, seriously though Carol who is that handsome hunk holding you up? .................. lol.

Now i'd better go and hide cos i think Carol is going to be gunning for me.......pmsl.

Love to all Donna xxxxxxxxWhat am I going to do with you woman ffs:rolleyes:An the "hunk" is my hoxtonchris but hope he dont see yer post as it might go to his head woman lol.Hope you got my email by the way babe;).Hope you and YOUR fella are ok:wah:.....oops sorry if I spoilt yer chances there with any dishy blokes:rolleyes:I fink i better go:wah::driving:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>xxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:07 am

mrsK;757300 wrote: G'Day Carol.

Had a fantastic sleep last night.I am on the mend.Thanks:-4:-6

Read the post Chris ,keep adding I like the reason's for the words.:-6Good to see you on the mend darlin and Chris said he would do what he can about posting for you,TC xxx