And the flip side!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:06 pm

Female expressions: true meaning

1st line - what female SAYS

2nd line = what female MEANS

Yes

Maybe

No

Maybe

Maybe

No

I'm sorryÃ¢â‚¬¦

Things will go the way I want them to.

We want Ã¢â‚¬¦

I wantÃ¢â‚¬¦

Do whatever you want

You are going to regret this

We have to talk Ã¢â‚¬¦

Take a seat, shut up and listen to meÃ¢â‚¬¦

Ok, go

I don't want you to go

I am not angry

Of course I'm angry!

The carpets are staring to fray.

I want a new house.

I would like some new curtains.

I want new curtains, carpets, furniture and a dishwasher.

I think I heard something.

Don't fall asleep just yet.

This will only take a secondÃ¢â‚¬¦

Take your time, this will take about half 'n hour.

Should I loose some weight?

Tell me I'm beautiful.

You should learn to communicate.

Shut up and listen.

I'm not yelling!!

Sure I'm yelling, otherwise you don't listen!!

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:42 pm

SEX? -no thanks!

SEX? - yes but only with somebody richer and better looking than you!

MOODY course I`m not moody

MOODY well I`ve always either got PMT or Post-MT or am actually HAVING a period; of COURSE I`m bl**dy moody!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:06 am

What she said,"I don't think your family liked me."

What he heard,"You have to choose."

What He said,"I think I want a motorcycle."

What She heard,"Im in the mood for a BIG fight."

What she said,"This show is so beautiful(sobbing)"

What He heard, "Im starting my period."

What He said, " holy crap Im bored."

What She heard, "So... you wanna F***?"