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valerie
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And the flip side!

Post by valerie »

Female expressions: true meaning



1st line - what female SAYS

2nd line = what female MEANS



Yes

Maybe



No

Maybe



Maybe

No



I'm sorry…

Things will go the way I want them to.



We want …

I want…



Do whatever you want

You are going to regret this



We have to talk …

Take a seat, shut up and listen to me…



Ok, go

I don't want you to go



I am not angry

Of course I'm angry!



The carpets are staring to fray.

I want a new house.



I would like some new curtains.

I want new curtains, carpets, furniture and a dishwasher.



I think I heard something.

Don't fall asleep just yet.



This will only take a second…

Take your time, this will take about half 'n hour.



Should I loose some weight?

Tell me I'm beautiful.



You should learn to communicate.

Shut up and listen.



I'm not yelling!!

Sure I'm yelling, otherwise you don't listen!!
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john8pies
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And the flip side!

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SEX? -no thanks!

SEX? - yes but only with somebody richer and better looking than you!

MOODY course I`m not moody

MOODY well I`ve always either got PMT or Post-MT or am actually HAVING a period; of COURSE I`m bl**dy moody!
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What she said,"I don't think your family liked me."

What he heard,"You have to choose."

What He said,"I think I want a motorcycle."

What She heard,"Im in the mood for a BIG fight."

What she said,"This show is so beautiful(sobbing)"

What He heard, "Im starting my period."

What He said, " holy crap Im bored."

What She heard, "So... you wanna F***?"


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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