Chips and Plaice
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Chips and Plaice
Chips and Plaice
We were waitin in the chippy,
me and our lad,
We'd been for a few beers
and I was feelin kinda bad.
I ordered chips and scraps
with loadsa salt and sauce,
but our lad wanted the works..
said he could eat a bledin' horse.
So we're waitin in the queue,
the girl in front was sloshed,
and the fella sprawling over her
smelt like he needed a good wash.
She had a filthy mouth,
I could tell by all her swearing
and she was flashing all her bits
in that skirt she was almost wearing.
Our lad... he kept on gawping
so I gave him a sharp nudge.
I'm not the jealous type you know,
not one to hold a grudge.
But he didn't get the message
so I punched him in the face...
and while he slept off his 'hangover'
I scoffed his chips and plaice.
We were waitin in the chippy,
me and our lad,
We'd been for a few beers
and I was feelin kinda bad.
I ordered chips and scraps
with loadsa salt and sauce,
but our lad wanted the works..
said he could eat a bledin' horse.
So we're waitin in the queue,
the girl in front was sloshed,
and the fella sprawling over her
smelt like he needed a good wash.
She had a filthy mouth,
I could tell by all her swearing
and she was flashing all her bits
in that skirt she was almost wearing.
Our lad... he kept on gawping
so I gave him a sharp nudge.
I'm not the jealous type you know,
not one to hold a grudge.
But he didn't get the message
so I punched him in the face...
and while he slept off his 'hangover'
I scoffed his chips and plaice.
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Chips and Plaice
summerishere;726458 wrote: Chips and Plaice
We were waitin in the chippy,
me and our lad,
We'd been for a few beers
and I was feelin kinda bad.
I ordered chips and scraps
with loadsa salt and sauce,
but our lad wanted the works..
said he could eat a bledin' horse.
So we're waitin in the queue,
the girl in front was sloshed,
and the fella sprawling over her
smelt like he needed a good wash.
She had a filthy mouth,
I could tell by all her swearing
and she was flashing all her bits
in that skirt she was almost wearing.
Our lad... he kept on gawping
so I gave him a sharp nudge.
I'm not the jealous type you know,
not one to hold a grudge.
But he didn't get the message
so I punched him in the face...
and while he slept off his 'hangover'
I scoffed his chips and plaice.
:wah:... nice 1 :wah:
We were waitin in the chippy,
me and our lad,
We'd been for a few beers
and I was feelin kinda bad.
I ordered chips and scraps
with loadsa salt and sauce,
but our lad wanted the works..
said he could eat a bledin' horse.
So we're waitin in the queue,
the girl in front was sloshed,
and the fella sprawling over her
smelt like he needed a good wash.
She had a filthy mouth,
I could tell by all her swearing
and she was flashing all her bits
in that skirt she was almost wearing.
Our lad... he kept on gawping
so I gave him a sharp nudge.
I'm not the jealous type you know,
not one to hold a grudge.
But he didn't get the message
so I punched him in the face...
and while he slept off his 'hangover'
I scoffed his chips and plaice.
:wah:... nice 1 :wah:
Chips and Plaice
:wah::wah: Excellent
Chips and Plaice
:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::
Chips and Plaice
excellent........you have talent Summer:-6
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Chips and Plaice
aaww thanks all..... pleased you liked it!
Chips and Plaice
Great poem Summer ... made me hungry though ... think I'll pop out for some fish and chips and mushy peas!
Chips and Plaice
that poem is really good..i was just about humming it as i read it...:wah:
Chips and Plaice
funny you should say that Guppy, I sang it like Mike Skinner would off The Streets:wah:
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Chips and Plaice
aaww thanks guys... I'm not so crap at poetry, after all !