Ura Texan if:
1. You can pronounce- Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachieyep!
2. A tornado siren is your signal to run outside and look for the funnel.guilty!
3. You have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day.did that just last week
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
5. Store don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You have seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.yep sadly I have!
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think its like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cow- pies are not made of beef.
12. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.a few folks
13. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
14. You know everything is better with Ranch dressing
15. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.
16. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper" 100% true! :wah:
How to know your a Texan!
How to know your a Texan!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
How to know your a Texan!
Sheryl;614613 wrote:
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
So True!
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
So True!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
How to know your a Texan!
Sheryl;614613 wrote: Ura Texan if:
7. You measure distance in minutes.
Having once asked, "How far to Denver" and been told "about an hour and a half" that's not just Texas - they do it in Cambridgeshire too!
7. You measure distance in minutes.
Having once asked, "How far to Denver" and been told "about an hour and a half" that's not just Texas - they do it in Cambridgeshire too!
How to know your a Texan!
These things sound like Tennessee too! 
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax, and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
How to know your a Texan!
Ura Texan if:
1. You can pronounce- Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie
2. A tornado siren is your signal to run outside and look for the funnel.
3. You have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day. yep!
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
5. Store don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You have seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think its like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. all the time!:wah:
11. You know cow- pies are not made of beef.
12. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist. I hate that though, it draws your eyes "down there" and then the guys probably think you're staring at their crotch....
13. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
14. You know everything is better with Ranch dressing
15. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.
16. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper" :wah:
1. You can pronounce- Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie
2. A tornado siren is your signal to run outside and look for the funnel.
3. You have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day. yep!
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
5. Store don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You have seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You go to the lake because you think its like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. all the time!:wah:
11. You know cow- pies are not made of beef.
12. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist. I hate that though, it draws your eyes "down there" and then the guys probably think you're staring at their crotch....
13. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
14. You know everything is better with Ranch dressing
15. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.
16. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper" :wah:
How to know your a Texan!
almostfamous;615238 wrote: Weee know you take a sneak peek
peek? pfft, hell yeah I look! I just don't like getting caught.......... :wah:
peek? pfft, hell yeah I look!
I just don't like getting caught.......... :wah:How to know your a Texan!
but in my defense the belt buckles do make you look down there..............:yh_whistl
How to know your a Texan!
sunny104;615249 wrote: but in my defense the belt buckles do make you look down there..............:yh_whistl
bad girl
you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2
bad girl
you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
How to know your a Texan!
zinkyusa;615252 wrote: bad girl
you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2
girls like to look too!
you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2
girls like to look too!