How to know your a Texan!

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Sheryl
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Ura Texan if:



1. You can pronounce- Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachieyep!



2. A tornado siren is your signal to run outside and look for the funnel.guilty!



3. You have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day.did that just last week



4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.



5. Store don't have bags, they have sacks.



6. You have seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.yep sadly I have!



7. You measure distance in minutes.



8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.



9. You go to the lake because you think its like going to the ocean.



10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.



11. You know cow- pies are not made of beef.



12. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.a few folks



13. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.



14. You know everything is better with Ranch dressing



15. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.



16. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper" 100% true! :wah:
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Sheryl;614613 wrote:

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.



7. You measure distance in minutes.




So True! :D
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by Bryn Mawr »

Sheryl;614613 wrote: Ura Texan if:

7. You measure distance in minutes.




Having once asked, "How far to Denver" and been told "about an hour and a half" that's not just Texas - they do it in Cambridgeshire too!
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These things sound like Tennessee too! :lips:




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Ura Texan if:

1. You can pronounce- Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie

2. A tornado siren is your signal to run outside and look for the funnel.

3. You have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day. yep! :D

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not the distance to the door but the availability of shade.

5. Store don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You have seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

9. You go to the lake because you think its like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. all the time!:wah:

11. You know cow- pies are not made of beef.

12. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist. I hate that though, it draws your eyes "down there" and then the guys probably think you're staring at their crotch....:o

13. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

14. You know everything is better with Ranch dressing

15. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

16. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper" :wah:
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almostfamous;615238 wrote: Weee know you take a sneak peek


peek? pfft, hell yeah I look! :D I just don't like getting caught..........:o :D :wah:
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but in my defense the belt buckles do make you look down there..............:yh_whistl :D
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sunny104;615249 wrote: but in my defense the belt buckles do make you look down there..............:yh_whistl :D


bad girl



you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2
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zinkyusa;615252 wrote: bad girl



you deserve to be paddled:yh_tong2


girls like to look too! :D
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