Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:02 am

Betty Boop;543281 wrote: hehehehe Glad you appreciated it!

I wanna see it, post it

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:31 am

Pinky;543322 wrote: I'll PM ya, if I post it I'll get shot!!!

Thanks Pinks and Boops, that was good :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:32 am

my 3 year old burped SO loud during last nite, I couldn't stop laughing!

and then in my defense I said "but he burped almost as loud as I do...." :yh_doh :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:36 am

Some of Jims friends popped over for a cup of tea yesterday, I made them all a drink and was in the living room, folding some washing and I bottom burped in front of them!!! I was sooo embarrassed, everyone looked at me and I just had to walk out of the room :-5 :-5 :-5

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:30 pm

SuzyB;543329 wrote: Some of Jims friends popped over for a cup of tea yesterday, I made them all a drink and was in the living room, folding some washing and I bottom burped in front of them!!! I was sooo embarrassed, everyone looked at me and I just had to walk out of the room :-5 :-5 :-5

If they're anything like Jim they probably gave you marks out of 10! :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:33 pm

Rapunzel;543371 wrote: If they're anything like Jim they probably gave you marks out of 10! :wah:

I didn't hang around to find out

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:09 pm

do you suppose clown sex is over when he pulls out and dumps a bucket of confetti on her back?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:56 pm

Pinky;543579 wrote: Or splats a cream pie in her face. That'd do it.

what?? that there's foreplay for the "FatKid"

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:03 pm

Pinky;543615 wrote: Oh deary me...*pink shakes head mournfully*

Not in the FACE!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

good grief, Charlie Brown

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:51 pm

I need Detroit to win, and I hit a six team parlay.

Come on Detroit! Come on you NITWHITS!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:51 am

This is post # 8001 for me......know we don't celebrate these milestones anymore...but hey....well done me !

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:53 am

Soberano;544005 wrote: This morning i had chocolate cake for breakfast.

My wife had gone to work and it was just sitting there saying "Quick, eat me before i turn stale", so i did.

It's a crime for chocolate cake to go stale.............so well done !:)

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:03 pm

Who are villa playing tomorrow again? I forgot?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:12 pm

Soberano;544300 wrote: At Reading 12:45 kick off. Good Luck.

They'll need it :sneaky: :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:44 pm

:-6 Congrats on 8,000 posts, Bez!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:49 pm

chonsigirl;544423 wrote: :-6 Congrats on 8,000 posts, Bez!

Thanks chonsi...hope you are well ! xxx

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:07 pm

It is the weekend!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:44 pm

flopstock;542792 wrote: give me a word that rhythms with 'orange'
Syringe ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:46 pm

Galbally;544223 wrote: Who are villa playing tomorrow again? I forgot?

Makes Villa sound like a rock band when you say they're playing at Reading tomorrow. Still can't believe they're in the Premiership. (Reading, not us :rolleyes: )

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:58 pm

curse those people from daz for their new add with right said fred in it after ten years they are back even young kids are mickey taking , i would not mind but they were not even borne then :-5 :-5

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:10 pm

Jim and I are off to bed now so GOODNIGHT everyone :-4

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:14 am

Uncle Kram;544571 wrote: Makes Villa sound like a rock band when you say they're playing at Reading tomorrow. Still can't believe they're in the Premiership. (Reading, not us :rolleyes: )

Oh crap, thats gonna be tricky, oh well,

Come on you Villans!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:38 am

Galbally;544825 wrote: Oh crap, thats gonna be tricky, oh well,

Come on you Villans!
Hope the game's still on as we don't play again for another 3 weeks. A 4 week gap between games wouldn't do much for match fitness would it?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:11 am

Uncle Kram;544850 wrote: Hope the game's still on as we don't play again for another 3 weeks. A 4 week gap between games wouldn't do much for match fitness would it?

No it wouldn't at all, whats the weather like in Reading today??

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:14 am

Galbally;544883 wrote: No it wouldn't at all, whats the weather like in Reading today??

It's ok, raining a tiny bit, we are ready to win today

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:31 am

Pinky;544937 wrote: My cat just brought a weasel in!:yh_ooooo

Poor thing...wow they've got long teeth!:-3

Your cat is cool, you should call him rocky if he can fight a weasel, I have decided to call my tough cat "Judge", he is the lawmaker. :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:54 am

Bez;544007 wrote: This is post # 8001 for me......know we don't celebrate these milestones anymore...but hey....well done me !

Belated congrats, Bez! About 8K too few, imo. :yh_flower

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 pm

I just hit a pick 3 at the Fair Grounds...

I thought I was going to get a bunch of money...

I couldn't have been more wrong.

Paid out $2 pick 3 - $35...I only put $1 down and received $17 - With that and my exacta I hit about two races earlier I've made my money back plus about $17 with still a couple of tickets to go...

I just started betting on horses again too, after I took a couple of hits...It's not the same without being able to read the programs, so I won't be putting down near as much money as I used to...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:23 pm

Pinky;544937 wrote: My cat just brought a weasel in!:yh_ooooo

Poor thing...wow they've got long teeth!:-3

holy cow, :-3

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:02 pm

K.Snyder;545281 wrote: I just hit a pick 3 at the Fair Grounds...

I thought I was going to get a bunch of money...

I couldn't have been more wrong.

Paid out $2 pick 3 - $35...I only put $1 down and received $17 - With that and my exacta I hit about two races earlier I've made my money back plus about $17 with still a couple of tickets to go...

I just started betting on horses again too, after I took a couple of hits...It's not the same without being able to read the programs, so I won't be putting down near as much money as I used to...

There are two brothers here have hit the pick six several times. I thought that was amazing until I learned how much they spend to win it.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:22 pm

Okie;545313 wrote: There are two brothers here have hit the pick six several times. I thought that was amazing until I learned how much they spend to win it.

Yeah it's not much...

But if they are heavily favored to win you could always put down a $20 here or there...

A $2 pick 6 on even the most favored of horses would still be about $50 for every $1 you bet...Those are good payouts, especially when it comes to greedy bookies.

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:51 pm

K.Snyder;545343 wrote: Yeah it's not much...

But if they are heavily favored to win you could always put down a $20 here or there...

A $2 pick 6 on even the most favored of horses would still be about $50 for every $1 you bet...Those are good payouts, especially when it comes to greedy bookies.

I wondered why some people picked up the old tickets from the ground. A friend who had horses in the races told me you can use them to offset winnings. That is to say that if you win big you can use losing tickets to offset part of the winnings.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:39 pm

Okie;545404 wrote: I wondered why some people picked up the old tickets from the ground. A friend who had horses in the races told me you can use them to offset winnings. That is to say that if you win big you can use losing tickets to offset part of the winnings.

Yeah, they are a tax write off...

That, and the possibility of some drunkard throwing a winning ticket away.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:03 pm

I wondered for a while why mountain goats didn't just evolve with two legs longer than the other two, so that they could walk round the mountain with no bother.......after contemplation I realised they would only be able to walk round the mountain one way.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:15 pm

Elvira;545483 wrote: I wondered for a while why mountain goats didn't just evolve with two legs longer than the other two, so that they could walk round the mountain with no bother.......after contemplation I realised they would only be able to walk round the mountain one way.

Yes,

Upon being able to actually get up the mountain, they would then have trouble getting back down,..well...not trouble, but they would be getting down the mountain rather quickly - faster than they would prefer...

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:19 pm

K.Snyder;545498 wrote: Yes,

Upon being able to actually get up the mountain, they would then have trouble getting back down,..well...not trouble, but they would be getting down the mountain rather quickly - faster than they would prefer...

ok - so you've taken this to another level now............ I was kinda thinking both left legs being longer than both right legs, so they would be able to walk round the mountain (in pink pyjamas?)