Disturbing news...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:55 pm

Bad News About Beer:

Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a

recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory

is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and

that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one

hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight and felt "bloated".

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while peeing.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:03 pm

but do they stop and ask for directions??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:06 pm

why? they weren't drinking AND driving.

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:09 pm

hahaha!! And its all so true- minus the driving thing- i can drive better then most men! :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:11 pm

1) Gained weight and felt "bloated".

And grew moobs should of been noticed here. :p

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:18 pm

Does this mean that they learned to listen, too?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:19 pm

6) Argued over nothing.

your wrong :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5