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Wolverine
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Bad News About Beer:

Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a

recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory

is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and

that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one

hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight and felt "bloated".

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while peeing.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.


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WonderWendy3
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but do they stop and ask for directions??
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Wolverine
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why? they weren't drinking AND driving.


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Sweet Tooth
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hahaha!! And its all so true- minus the driving thing- i can drive better then most men! :wah:
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1) Gained weight and felt "bloated".




And grew moobs should of been noticed here. :p
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theia
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Does this mean that they learned to listen, too?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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6) Argued over nothing.



your wrong :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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