Why can't men talk about sex???

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:36 pm

Hamster;508501 wrote: Oh my word that stuff is amazing!! Better than sex!!! :-4 :sneaky:

Now that's just given me an idea.:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Little tip men, don't ever, ever eat a girls last piece of Green and Blacks chocolate by accident, its not pretty, and you will be sleeping alone (on the street with a bloody nose)! :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:39 pm

Hamster;508584 wrote: Aah but he didn't say exactly what he'd be busting!

Oh I wouldn't do anything, I would just count the money on Friday and buy my woman loads of Green and Blacks chocolate. I am no fool. :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:42 pm

Hamster;508591 wrote: Now that would get you a sh1g!! :wah:

Sure don't I know it. :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:43 pm

Diuretic;508593 wrote: Don't start me on lemmings. They have had bad press because of those ratbags at Disney. Lemmings do not chuck themselves en masse off cliffs. It was a fit-up. But it goes to prove how gullible we all are.

I am not pro-lemming, they are publicity hunters, I think that we should pay more attention to moles, they are hard workers, and they don't brag about themselves. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:44 pm

Pinky;508594 wrote: Would she get free membership? To work of all the chocolate?:wah:

Oh, she would get all the exercise she needed. :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:46 pm

Scrat;508599 wrote: I don't know about Britain but here in America (Seattle area) that has been going on for decades.

We also have a very high abortion rate, STD transmission rate, AIDS rate and a very high proportion of single mothers under 30.

Erm, pot talks to kettle perhaps?, it always takes two to tango don't it?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:47 pm

Hamster;508606 wrote: Just so you can watch those women in the lycra!! :wah:

Oh that gym look never did it for me, I like Library girls.

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:00 pm

i dont mind talking about sex,,,,,as long as its yours!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:11 pm

of corse men can talk about sex to prove i'm gonna say some thing about sex right now

er ..

and er you could er

but then er

she would

oh bollocks its the door bell just when i was getting started

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:13 pm

jimbo;514426 wrote: of corse men can talk about sex to prove i'm gonna say some thing about sex right now

er ..

and er you could er

but then er

she would

oh bollocks its the door bell just when i was getting started

That is so true, I agree with everything there. :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:14 pm

Hamster;514430 wrote:

Knew it!!!

er erm ok what do you want to talk about

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:21 pm

Hamster;514445 wrote: Well.....

we could talk about.....

this....

or maybe some of.....

and then I'd ask.....

oh gawd kettle's boiling hang on!

well let me tell you missy old jimbo knows loads about sex there was this time i oh crap thats the phone

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:24 pm

Hamster;514457 wrote: That is so bad when that happens!!

Really though...gawd help Birmingham when we have all had a beer! :wah: :sneaky:
you little cow bag you know i cant drink :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:26 pm

Hamster;514461 wrote: Neither can I!!!! :wah:

ha ha i bet your gutted :wah:

oh crap so am i

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:29 pm

Hamster;514468 wrote: Jimbo we can take the really embarrassing photos of them when they are p****d!!! :wah: :sneaky:

mwaaooohh mwaaaooohh yes a cunning plan i feel:sneaky: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 pm

jesse b;514479 wrote: i can talk about sex but it gets me a slap most of the time

only if i pay extra :wah: :wah: